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O'shane Guthrie, 27, faces a total of 13 charges in connection with the incident, including possession of cocaine for the purposes of trafficking, failure to stop for police, and having a ridiculous name
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cretinbob
2011-12-27 03:02:20 PM
numbone
2011-12-27 03:32:15 PM
Marine1
2011-12-27 03:33:03 PM
This jail was made for you and me.
Grapple
2011-12-27 03:33:23 PM
Maybe he's o'farkin Irish.
JayR30
2011-12-27 03:33:48 PM
Quite a bit less Irish than I expected.
Link
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Kar98
2011-12-27 03:42:06 PM
... and creating a nuisance.
sandbar67
2011-12-27 03:42:25 PM
RIP Arlo Guthrie
jaytkay
2011-12-27 03:42:55 PM
Here's what I imagined O'Shane Guthrie might look like
remus
2011-12-27 03:45:25 PM
Is not amused
offmymeds
2011-12-27 03:47:20 PM
having a ridiculous name
Kid Lester
2011-12-27 03:48:19 PM
A man fled the car after the collision and police pursued on foot.
O'shane! Come back!
BigRightRear
2011-12-27 03:49:37 PM
I thought the negro rule was put "Da" as a prefix for boys and "La" for girls. Say it with me, DaShane, there see how nice that was?
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an "O" is just being uppity
vudukungfu
2011-12-27 03:51:48 PM
BigRightRear
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I thought the negro rule was put "Da" as a prefix for boys and "La" for girls. Say it with me, DaShane, there see how nice that was?
/an "O" is just being uppity
I'll bite.
Like 0'Bama?
fusillade762
2011-12-27 03:55:25 PM
jaytkay
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Here's what I imagined O'Shane Guthrie might look like
[www.dograt.com image 460x357]
Pics from his Facebook page
(new window)
Unless there's more than one.
Hollie Maea
2011-12-27 03:55:35 PM
RIP, Oshen.
vudukungfu
2011-12-27 03:57:36 PM
fusillade762
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Unless there's more than one.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
DigitalCoffee
2011-12-27 03:59:42 PM
Doesn't look like he's rehabilitated himself.
TravisBickle62
2011-12-27 04:00:05 PM
At least he didn't get stuck with "O'range"
LewDux
2011-12-27 04:03:48 PM
SlothB77
2011-12-27 04:03:48 PM
he's not a white irish boy from Southy?
Genju
2011-12-27 04:05:44 PM
That's what his mother said.
reillan
2011-12-27 04:06:45 PM
Kar98
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... and creating a nuisance.
cft;ls
GacysBasement
2011-12-27 04:12:52 PM
There are black people in Canada?
Eric The Pilot
2011-12-27 04:13:35 PM
LewDux
2011-12-27 04:14:06 PM
GacysBasement
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There are black people in Canada?
Snow joke
offmymeds
2011-12-27 04:15:02 PM
Eric The Pilot
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[farm1.static.flickr.com image 385x324]
Ha, Sinutab!
skullkrusher
2011-12-27 04:15:17 PM
SlothB77
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[angels.ocregister.com image 244x300]
he's not a white irish boy from Southy?
and Trot Nixon was white... go figure
GoBadgers
2011-12-27 04:15:59 PM
GacysBasement
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There are black people in Canada?
Black Irish Canadians.
GacysBasement
2011-12-27 04:21:29 PM
Eric The Pilot
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[farm1.static.flickr.com image 385x324]
next year black: boy's names b>
LeCameron
DeBrandon
JerAustin
Ramadakota
fusillade762
2011-12-27 04:21:42 PM
vudukungfu
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fusillade762: Unless there's more than one.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
OK, it's probably him, then. Especially since his page says Toronto. Disappointed there are no shuttershades or cashfans in any of his photos. Way to put a damper on my preconceptions.
special20
2011-12-27 04:22:43 PM
GacysBasement
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There are black people in Canada?
Only 2.5% of Canada's population, but they count as 3/5ths.
ebarmstr
2011-12-27 04:28:46 PM
The Many Names of Our "Hero"
Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Crunch Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (oh, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchmeat
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
Fuamiki
2011-12-27 04:33:10 PM
Hollie Maea
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RIP, Oshen.
Ha! You Samoan?
Hollie Maea
2011-12-27 04:37:43 PM
Fuamiki
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Hollie Maea: RIP, Oshen.
Ha! You Samoan?
No, but I did a stint as a Papua New Guinean.
RDixon
2011-12-27 04:39:17 PM
Fleeing in a Ford Focus?>
LordOfThePings
2011-12-27 04:40:33 PM
fusillade762
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Pics from his Facebook page (new window)
Unless there's more than one.
Oh, that's sad. Parents gave him an absurd name, and thalidomided his arms.
Evil Mackerel
2011-12-27 04:43:01 PM
Dirk Irons
MoronLessOff
2011-12-27 04:44:37 PM
special20
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GacysBasement: There are black people in Canada?
Only 2.5% of Canada's population, but they count as 3/5ths.
Wow. That's either a really good joke, or a really bad one.
I'm going with bad.
angstycoder
2011-12-27 04:47:28 PM
Overheard during sex: O'shane: 'why do you keep stuttering?!' her: "Oh O'shane"...
/ got nothin'
Deadwing
2011-12-27 04:47:57 PM
skullkrusher
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SlothB77: [angels.ocregister.com image 244x300]
he's not a white irish boy from Southy?
and Trot Nixon was white... go figure
Wasn't Rulon Jones white also?
fat boy
2011-12-27 04:48:46 PM
special20
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GacysBasement: There are black people in Canada?
Only 2.5% of Canada's population, but they count as 3/5ths.
3/5ths of the crime? I hope not
SueDisco
2011-12-27 04:49:01 PM
I went to school with a guy who's first name was Orion. I always pictured it in my head as O'Ryan though.
special20
2011-12-27 04:59:35 PM
MoronLessOff
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special20: GacysBasement: There are black people in Canada?
Only 2.5% of Canada's population, but they count as 3/5ths.
Wow. That's either a really good joke, or a really bad one.
I'm going with bad.
You are correct, sir.
Matthew Keene
2011-12-27 05:00:45 PM
I work with a Shiathead. Honest Injun! Pronounced sha teed. When they call her on the intercom I still bust a gut.
Thai Mai Xhu
2011-12-27 05:06:01 PM
sandbar67
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[www.peoplequiz.com image 300x375]
RIP Arlo Guthrie
I'd kill for that shirt ; but then I'd probably be exiled to the group W bench with all them father rapers and mother stabbers. They all asked me why I was sent to the group W bench; I told em I was a Farker they all took a couple of steps back.
You can get anything that you want, at Alice's restaurant...excepting Alice.
Thanksgiving day ritual at my house, we all grab an adult beverage and watch Alice's Restaurant...back in the day...I don't wanna pickle...
Bit'O'Gristle
2011-12-27 05:06:52 PM
You can take the man out of the ghetto, but you cant...
/Well..you know.
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-12-27 05:09:11 PM
I think "American McGee" and "Moxie Marlinspike" beat that.
LewDux
2011-12-27 05:10:31 PM
angstycoder
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Overheard during sex: O'shane: 'why do you keep stuttering?!' her: "Oh O'shane"...
/ got nothin'
bugmn99
2011-12-27 05:12:04 PM
Unimpressed.
Thai Mai Xhu
2011-12-27 05:13:51 PM
ebarmstr
:
The Many Names of Our "Hero"
Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Crunch Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (oh, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchmeat
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
Ye kleft out thet our Ourish Bretheren are primarily Gingers...deadly little bawstards eh. Other'nat ye did quite well except ye left out the good neighbors, never forget the quiet ones eh. Probably a freakin Pikey as well.
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