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(Toronto Star) Amusing O'shane Guthrie, 27, faces a total of 13 charges in connection with the incident, including possession of cocaine for the purposes of trafficking, failure to stop for police, and having a ridiculous name   (thestar.com) divider line 59
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2011-12-27 03:02:20 PM
gifs.gifbin.com
 
2011-12-27 03:32:15 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-27 03:33:03 PM
This jail was made for you and me.
 
2011-12-27 03:33:23 PM
Maybe he's o'farkin Irish.
 
2011-12-27 03:33:48 PM
Quite a bit less Irish than I expected.

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-27 03:42:06 PM
... and creating a nuisance.
 
2011-12-27 03:42:25 PM
www.peoplequiz.com

RIP Arlo Guthrie
 
2011-12-27 03:42:55 PM
Here's what I imagined O'Shane Guthrie might look like

www.dograt.com
 
2011-12-27 03:45:25 PM
Is not amused

www.barrystickets.com
 
2011-12-27 03:47:20 PM
having a ridiculous name

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-27 03:48:19 PM
A man fled the car after the collision and police pursued on foot.

O'shane! Come back!
 
2011-12-27 03:49:37 PM
I thought the negro rule was put "Da" as a prefix for boys and "La" for girls. Say it with me, DaShane, there see how nice that was?

/an "O" is just being uppity
 
2011-12-27 03:51:48 PM
BigRightRear: I thought the negro rule was put "Da" as a prefix for boys and "La" for girls. Say it with me, DaShane, there see how nice that was?

/an "O" is just being uppity


I'll bite.
Like 0'Bama?
 
2011-12-27 03:55:25 PM
jaytkay: Here's what I imagined O'Shane Guthrie might look like

[www.dograt.com image 460x357]


Pics from his Facebook page (new window)

fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net

Unless there's more than one.
 
2011-12-27 03:55:35 PM
RIP, Oshen.

the.honoluluadvertiser.com
 
2011-12-27 03:57:36 PM
fusillade762: Unless there's more than one.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
 
2011-12-27 03:59:42 PM
Doesn't look like he's rehabilitated himself.
 
2011-12-27 04:00:05 PM
At least he didn't get stuck with "O'range"
 
2011-12-27 04:03:48 PM
troll.me

pics.blameitonthevoices.com
 
2011-12-27 04:03:48 PM
angels.ocregister.com

he's not a white irish boy from Southy?
 
2011-12-27 04:05:44 PM
That's what his mother said.
 
2011-12-27 04:06:45 PM
Kar98: ... and creating a nuisance.

cft;ls
 
2011-12-27 04:12:52 PM
There are black people in Canada?
 
2011-12-27 04:13:35 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2011-12-27 04:14:06 PM
GacysBasement: There are black people in Canada?

Snow joke
 
2011-12-27 04:15:02 PM
Eric The Pilot: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 385x324]

Ha, Sinutab!
 
2011-12-27 04:15:17 PM
SlothB77: [angels.ocregister.com image 244x300]

he's not a white irish boy from Southy?


and Trot Nixon was white... go figure
 
2011-12-27 04:15:59 PM
GacysBasement: There are black people in Canada?

Black Irish Canadians.
 
2011-12-27 04:21:29 PM
Eric The Pilot: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 385x324]

next year black: boy's names b>
LeCameron
DeBrandon
JerAustin
Ramadakota
 
2011-12-27 04:21:42 PM
vudukungfu: fusillade762: Unless there's more than one.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!


OK, it's probably him, then. Especially since his page says Toronto. Disappointed there are no shuttershades or cashfans in any of his photos. Way to put a damper on my preconceptions.
 
2011-12-27 04:22:43 PM
GacysBasement: There are black people in Canada?

Only 2.5% of Canada's population, but they count as 3/5ths.
 
2011-12-27 04:28:46 PM
The Many Names of Our "Hero"

Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Crunch Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (oh, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchmeat
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
 
2011-12-27 04:33:10 PM
Hollie Maea: RIP, Oshen.

Ha! You Samoan?
 
2011-12-27 04:37:43 PM
Fuamiki: Hollie Maea: RIP, Oshen.

Ha! You Samoan?


No, but I did a stint as a Papua New Guinean.
 
2011-12-27 04:39:17 PM
Fleeing in a Ford Focus?>
 
2011-12-27 04:40:33 PM
fusillade762: Pics from his Facebook page (new window)

Unless there's more than one.


Oh, that's sad. Parents gave him an absurd name, and thalidomided his arms.
 
2011-12-27 04:43:01 PM
Dirk Irons
 
2011-12-27 04:44:37 PM
special20: GacysBasement: There are black people in Canada?

Only 2.5% of Canada's population, but they count as 3/5ths.


Wow. That's either a really good joke, or a really bad one.

I'm going with bad.
 
2011-12-27 04:47:28 PM
Overheard during sex: O'shane: 'why do you keep stuttering?!' her: "Oh O'shane"...

/ got nothin'
 
2011-12-27 04:47:57 PM
skullkrusher: SlothB77: [angels.ocregister.com image 244x300]

he's not a white irish boy from Southy?

and Trot Nixon was white... go figure


Wasn't Rulon Jones white also?
 
2011-12-27 04:48:46 PM
special20: GacysBasement: There are black people in Canada?

Only 2.5% of Canada's population, but they count as 3/5ths.


3/5ths of the crime? I hope not
 
2011-12-27 04:49:01 PM
I went to school with a guy who's first name was Orion. I always pictured it in my head as O'Ryan though.
 
2011-12-27 04:59:35 PM
MoronLessOff: special20: GacysBasement: There are black people in Canada?

Only 2.5% of Canada's population, but they count as 3/5ths.

Wow. That's either a really good joke, or a really bad one.


I'm going with bad.


You are correct, sir.
 
2011-12-27 05:00:45 PM
I work with a Shiathead. Honest Injun! Pronounced sha teed. When they call her on the intercom I still bust a gut.
 
2011-12-27 05:06:01 PM
sandbar67: [www.peoplequiz.com image 300x375]

RIP Arlo Guthrie


I'd kill for that shirt ; but then I'd probably be exiled to the group W bench with all them father rapers and mother stabbers. They all asked me why I was sent to the group W bench; I told em I was a Farker they all took a couple of steps back.


You can get anything that you want, at Alice's restaurant...excepting Alice.
Thanksgiving day ritual at my house, we all grab an adult beverage and watch Alice's Restaurant...back in the day...I don't wanna pickle...
 
2011-12-27 05:06:52 PM
You can take the man out of the ghetto, but you cant...

/Well..you know.
 
2011-12-27 05:09:11 PM
I think "American McGee" and "Moxie Marlinspike" beat that.
 
2011-12-27 05:10:31 PM
angstycoder: Overheard during sex: O'shane: 'why do you keep stuttering?!' her: "Oh O'shane"...

/ got nothin'


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-27 05:12:04 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Unimpressed.
 
2011-12-27 05:13:51 PM
ebarmstr: The Many Names of Our "Hero"

Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Crunch Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (oh, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchmeat
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef


Ye kleft out thet our Ourish Bretheren are primarily Gingers...deadly little bawstards eh. Other'nat ye did quite well except ye left out the good neighbors, never forget the quiet ones eh. Probably a freakin Pikey as well.
 
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