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Lith
2011-12-27 03:00:53 PM
Bah that's easy. Invest in companies that make police riot gear, protester gas masks, large cardboard sheets and sharpies.
 
Algebrat [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 03:09:28 PM
FTFA: "Use the Power of Yet. 'I'm not a millionaire' is different than 'I'm not a millionaire yet.' Each resonates within the body in a different way. Think of your body as an electromagnetic field and you'll find that even something as small as simply adding 'yet' to a statement changes the way your body feels. Try it with different statements. Ask friends and family to try it." - Tom Connellan, business consultant

I have to remind myself that Mr. Connellan is a human being, and as such, in no way deserves to be beaten to death with a trashbag full of doorknobs. And yet...
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 03:43:36 PM
We simply attempt to be fearful when others are greedy and to be greedy only when others are fearful.
-Warren Buffett

Politics aside, the man knows how to make money....
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-12-27 03:46:19 PM
Lots of this advice seems as helpful as asking the psychics for lucky lottery numbers.
 
Parthenogenetic
2011-12-27 03:50:41 PM
Algebrat: FTFA: "Use the Power of Yet. 'I'm not a millionaire' is different than 'I'm not a millionaire yet.' Each resonates within the body in a different way. Think of your body as an electromagnetic field and you'll find that even something as small as simply adding 'yet' to a statement changes the way your body feels. Try it with different statements. Ask friends and family to try it." - Tom Connellan, business consultant

I have to remind myself that Mr. Connellan is a human being, and as such, in no way deserves to be beaten to death with a trashbag full of doorknobs. And yet...

"Use the Power of In Bed. 'Danger and opportunity await you' is different than 'Danger and opportunity await you In Bed.' Each resonates within the body in a different way. Think of your body as an electromagnetic field and you'll find that even something as small as simply adding 'In Bed' to a statement changes the way your body feels. Try it with different statements. Ask friends and family to try it." - Parthenogenetic, random Farker and fortune cookie aficionado
 
imashark
2011-12-27 04:01:08 PM
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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 04:28:40 PM
Parthenogenetic: Ask friends and family to try it.

...In bed.
 
Arkanaut
2011-12-27 04:40:08 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Parthenogenetic: Ask friends and family to try it.

...In bed.

That makes for some awkward Thanksgivings.
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 06:53:55 PM
Algebrat: FTFA: "Use the Power of Yet. 'I'm not a millionaire' is different than 'I'm not a millionaire yet.' Each resonates within the body in a different way. Think of your body as an electromagnetic field and you'll find that even something as small as simply adding 'yet' to a statement changes the way your body feels. Try it with different statements. Ask friends and family to try it." - Tom Connellan, business consultant

I have to remind myself that Mr. Connellan is a human being, and as such, in no way deserves to be beaten to death with a trashbag full of doorknobs. And yet...

Perhaps if we just used a nice silk pillowcase full of sterling silver candlesticks?
 
shower_in_my_socks [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 08:16:37 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: We simply attempt to be fearful when others are greedy and to be greedy only when others are fearful.
-Warren Buffett

Politics aside, the man knows how to make money....


In other words: buy fear, sell greed.
 
Algebrat [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 10:44:36 AM
jso2897: Algebrat: FTFA: "Use the Power of Yet. 'I'm not a millionaire' is different than 'I'm not a millionaire yet.' Each resonates within the body in a different way. Think of your body as an electromagnetic field and you'll find that even something as small as simply adding 'yet' to a statement changes the way your body feels. Try it with different statements. Ask friends and family to try it." - Tom Connellan, business consultant

I have to remind myself that Mr. Connellan is a human being, and as such, in no way deserves to be beaten to death with a trashbag full of doorknobs. And yet...

Perhaps if we just used a nice silk pillowcase full of sterling silver candlesticks?

It all depends on how the silver interacts with his electromagnetic field. This may require more research.
 
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