Once I hired two women in their 80's, well let's just say that was a disappointment.

This is what happens when you make prostitution illegal.

/really, it is.
//shiat never happens around here, our ho's have a work ethic.

You know what I would do if I had 400 dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.

This is always my fear with a three some, is that the two girls will mostly go at it, or worse they'll start talking to each other about each others hair or some other BS.

Stuck in the middle with you ... NOT!

Lionel Mandrake: He paid $400 to copulate with that swamp hag?

Dude...seriously...

Well, think of it from the hoes' perspective. Every john is the male equivalent of a 'swamp hag'. For the dude, it's recreation, sex as fast-food. For the chick, they don't get a choice if they want to get paid. They have to open their body to everyone who has the cash. They're not in it for the love of sex, otherwise they wouldn't be hoes, they'd be hippies.

Dude was stupid to call the cops, but the hoes were stupid to think they could get away with this. Wonder what else was going on (and what else was smoked beside 'Smoke') that dude ain't talking about, and ain't gonna want the cops to know about?

/dudes, you ain't all that
//hoes, stop scamming and put out honestly

Relegated to the end--and not in the desired man in the middle slot--Streng was left to grope the breast of the female closest to him. But after that fleeting fondle, "the two females took his money and left without fully 'servicing' him."

Man, customer service has gone to Hell in this country.


Next thing you know, hookers are going to charge an uncorking fee if you jerk off.

Corvus: This is always my fear with a three some, is that the two girls will mostly go at it, or worse they'll start talking to each other about each others hair or some other BS.

So go M-F-M instead. Ain't gotta worry about it, still get your threesome on, your missus will need a chisel to remove the smile from her face, and it's much more copacetic. Would it be easier or harder to set up?

Corvus: This is always my fear with a three some, is that the two girls will mostly go at it, or worse they'll start talking to each other about each others hair or some other BS.

I used to have a bisexual girlfriend, and even though we were monogamous while we were together, she said that in the past when other guys heard that she was bi, they would think threesome and she would just tell them "just because she is sleeping with another girl it doesn't mean that you were invited"

Corvus: This is always my fear with a three some, is that the two girls will mostly go at it, or worse they'll start talking to each other about each others hair or some other BS.

Not a lot of talking gets done.

This is why I always go through redbook. If their profile has no reviews, I know to stay away.

"just because she is sleeping with another girl it doesn't mean that you were invited"

Had a girl tell me that once - I told her "I have to share and you don't?"

/she shared

There's PRINCIPALITIES involved here...!!

real lawyers can smack my hand and blast away now.

They'll charge you more than $400 an hour for that ...

Sticky Hands: You know what I would do if I had 400 dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.

20 $20 hookers!!!

I guess I'm confused by this "man in the middle" position. Does the woman behind the man wear a strap on and do him in the butt? Or is she just there to witness the whole sordid ordeal? Threesomes have always confused me. They just seem like a lot of unnecessary work.

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I guess I'm confused by this "man in the middle" position. Does the woman behind the man wear a strap on and do him in the butt? Or is she just there to witness the whole sordid ordeal? Threesomes have always confused me. They just seem like a lot of unnecessary work.

You must be doing it wrong...

///Or more likely, just not doing it at all.
///If you have more than two people playing in the bed, and your concerned about logistics, you imagination needs a kick in the nuts!

Here at Discount Whore Factory Outlet, our prices are so low because we eliminate the middleman!

The decline in hooker ethics can be directly attributed to Bush administration policies. Obama inherited a lot of bad hookers, so it's really not his fault.

Clear case of fraud. Next case.

/amongst other things

I HATE when that happens!!

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I guess I'm confused by this "man in the middle" position. Does the woman behind the man wear a strap on and do him in the butt? Or is she just there to witness the whole sordid ordeal? Threesomes have always confused me. They just seem like a lot of unnecessary work.

I'm probably in the minority here, but I'm with you on this one. It would be different if I was born with a rare birth defect and had two penises, but as it is I would just as soon pass.

If the guy was stupid enough to waste his money on a fifty year old hooker he should have been taken. Personally I've had younger and prettier hookers swindle me out of my cash.

bukketmaster: This is why I always go through redbook. If their profile has no reviews, I know to stay away.



This?

I always get a good laugh off of people who break the law, get ripped off somehow, and in their indignation, they call the police to make things right. Always good for a chuckle.

Decriminalize it already, like every other first-world nation.

God, America is so backwards in some regards.

Holy shiat. I wasn't expecting Pretty Woman when I clicked on that link but... damn. I'm shaken. Is that what $400 gets you? What the hell kind of service was she offering?

BTW, prostitution is illegal in the states? Why? Is it something to do with Jesus?

Seriously?

911 this, man:

.i..

malaktaus: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I guess I'm confused by this "man in the middle" position. Does the woman behind the man wear a strap on and do him in the butt? Or is she just there to witness the whole sordid ordeal? Threesomes have always confused me. They just seem like a lot of unnecessary work.

I'm probably in the minority here, but I'm with you on this one. It would be different if I was born with a rare birth defect and had two penises, but as it is I would just as soon pass.

There is a wide variety of things the other girl can do, but they all boil down to providing more tactile or visual stimulation. If you want more details look up your own porn. "MFF threesome" should cover it.

Need Help Soonish: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I guess I'm confused by this "man in the middle" position. Does the woman behind the man wear a strap on and do him in the butt? Or is she just there to witness the whole sordid ordeal? Threesomes have always confused me. They just seem like a lot of unnecessary work.

You must be doing it wrong...

///Or more likely, just not doing it at all.
///If you have more than two people playing in the bed, and your concerned about logistics, you imagination needs a kick in the nuts!

I don't know... logistics can be pretty sexy.

No message could have been any clearer.

Gordon Bennett: bukketmaster: This is why I always go through redbook. If their profile has no reviews, I know to stay away.

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This?

Well played, but in case you were wondering...

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/mostly for the bay area and surrounding cities