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In a few weeks Airlines will be forced to post the entire price of a ticket, including mandatory fees and government imposed taxes, as part of the fare
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The Stealth Hippopotamus
2011-12-27 01:57:01 PM
now if they did this with gas prices.
Headso
2011-12-27 01:58:19 PM
These are more of those job killing regulations we always hear about.
Diogenes
2011-12-27 02:02:57 PM
Informed consumers?
This will end badly.
stpauler
2011-12-27 02:16:08 PM
"Requiring all mandatory charges to be included in a single advertised price will help consumers compare airfares and make it easier for them to determine the full cost of their trip,"
I think this should be a nationwide rule about all things. I don't care what the store/automotive dealership/dotcom is getting paid for the item, I care about what
I
have to pay. This is one case where laws in the European Union make a lot more sense.
/Got a great price to CDG on Delta in an email for $390, I went to book and with the "international fees" the ticket price more than doubled.
ZAZ
2011-12-27 02:19:31 PM
The article is not entirely clear, but appears to say airlines must bundle taxes into the advertised price but may continue deceptive practices related to airline-imposed fees.
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel
2011-12-27 02:23:57 PM
... government imposed taxes...
As opposed to the other kind?
Darth_Lukecash
2011-12-27 02:24:14 PM
Isn't a tax always government imposed, Subby?
Bukharin
2011-12-27 02:29:45 PM
As far as I can tell, the USA is the only country that advertises prices without taxes added in. It's a pain in the ass. Any where else I travel, if you buy something that says 5... 10... 15... whatever on the pricetag. That's what you pay. Book it. Done.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2011-12-27 02:38:34 PM
Of course, there will be a small fee for providing the information
ZAZ
2011-12-27 02:45:07 PM
I think I understand the rule now. The problem with the reporting is the use of two terms "taxes" and "fees" to mean essentially the same thing: a government-imposed charge on air travel. The word fee in the rules only refers to government fees. An airline's "air with oxygen" fee is already required to be included. An airport's passenger boarding fee is not, but will be starting next month. Google (us dot full fare advertising rule) for more information.
Darth_Lukecash
2011-12-27 03:31:20 PM
ZAZ
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The article is not entirely clear, but appears to say airlines must bundle taxes into the advertised price but may continue deceptive practices related to airline-imposed fees.
Actually, anything that is optional is allowed to be seperate. Like luggage fees.
Advertising a $9 flight online then charging extra for Internet booking isn't considered optional. The main beef is that many internet advertising arent putting the information in an easy to access area.
Darth_Lukecash
2011-12-27 03:42:13 PM
ZAZ, never mind!
Walker
2011-12-27 03:56:48 PM
Spirit Airlines declaring bankruptcy in 3....2.....
"Looky here Martha! We can fly to Tennessee for only 9 buckeroos!"
Later....
"SON OF A B*TCH! IT COST ME $300. THOSE BASTARDS EVEN CHARGED ME FOR CARRY-ON LUGGAGE! WHERE'S MY SHOT GUN DAG NABBIT!"
kingoomieiii
2011-12-27 04:23:20 PM
Hey, yeah, how about we do this with everything? I don't give a shiat about what YOU get from me. Quote me what the invoice will
actually say.
TV's Vinnie
2011-12-27 05:17:53 PM
Will there be a "listing everything" fee?
URAPNIS
2011-12-27 05:20:44 PM
What difference does it make?
EnviroDude
2011-12-27 05:20:53 PM
Diogenes
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Informed consumers?
This will end badly.
this will end quickly
imontheinternet
2011-12-27 05:21:22 PM
A few months later, several major airlines will go under.
/I spelled "get bailed out by the government" wrong
Twice Banned
2011-12-27 05:21:45 PM
Diogenes
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Informed consumers?
This will end badly.
This doesn't inform. An itemized ticket would inform. This allows taxes and other fees to go unnoticed.
bmihura
2011-12-27 05:24:39 PM
Last time I booked with Expedia they gave me the right price, taxes and all. Actually last 3 times
Car_Ramrod
2011-12-27 05:25:26 PM
Kayak.com already does this when comparing prices. And Virgin America shows you the price right when you click on a flight.
I don't get it.
The Iconoclast
2011-12-27 05:25:34 PM
kingoomieiii
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Hey, yeah, how about we do this with everything? I don't give a shiat about what YOU get from me. Quote me what the invoice will actually say.
This should include doctors.
Lone Stranger
2011-12-27 05:26:17 PM
They are going to have to make the tickets a lot bigger I guess.
PsiChick
2011-12-27 05:26:47 PM
I love how they try to say it's 'burdensome consumer protection' and cite the First Amendment. No, no...you're just dicks and getting called on it. Welcome to karma.
xsarien
2011-12-27 05:26:55 PM
I like how Spirit Airlines is basically saying "Look, if we're *honest* about our fares, our entire business model is farked.
/ Well, then, go get farked
almandot
2011-12-27 05:27:51 PM
... Southwest have asked the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia to block the proposed change, arguing that it violates their commercial free speech rights.
Southwest is against it? huh??
Then again, this might be a major pain in the arse since it would require them to calculate the total tax and 9/11 security fee for every advertisement they put out, and those vary not just state to state but airport to airport.
Fano
2011-12-27 05:28:17 PM
TV's Vinnie
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Will there be a "listing everything" fee?
Apparently you have learned from the Sweet Haven Tax Collector
JulietRomeo
2011-12-27 05:28:45 PM
Darth_Lukecash
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Isn't a tax always government imposed, Subby?
No, the taxes on airline tickets are not always government imposed.
If you look on the tax breakdown of your plane ticket, you will usually see one followed by a tax code of either 'YQ' or 'YR'. These are airline-imposed fuel surcharges which are charged on a ticket as a tax. These are usually the ones that are responsible for doubling or tripling the cost of your ticket.
For the most part, the government taxes - departure fees, arrival fees, etc - are fairly low. But the airline taxes usually run into the hundreds. Sometimes four digits, depending on carrier, route, and destination.
Many used to charge these as a surcharge that was added to your base fare, and not as a tax, but most have switched over to the tax format.
cuervobo
2011-12-27 05:28:53 PM
They are going to charge a fee on this too.
/pfft. great
pudding7
2011-12-27 05:29:14 PM
Car_Ramrod
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Kayak.com already does this when comparing prices. And Virgin America shows you the price right when you click on a flight.
I don't get it.
What don't you get?
Fooshards
2011-12-27 05:32:29 PM
Still doesnt help for the other 3/4 of the airline-driven-fees.
/Oxygen in the cabin is a $40 surcharge
OgreMagi
2011-12-27 05:33:24 PM
Can we get the same thing for cell phone prices, too, please? From what I've learned, an "unlimited everything for $79.95/month" comes to about $150/month.
aselene
2011-12-27 05:34:10 PM
If force is your premise, then the destruction of life is your conscious object. Force = the premise of death.
The government has no right to force airlines to shine its shoes, much less advertise against its own interests. This is just the latest incidence of an out of control government dictating to Prime Movers how to run their businesses. It's the next step down the path of socialist tyranny.
Car_Ramrod
2011-12-27 05:35:55 PM
pudding7
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Car_Ramrod: Kayak.com already does this when comparing prices. And Virgin America shows you the price right when you click on a flight.
I don't get it.
What don't you get?
Maybe it's because I have always lived near major airports (O'Hare and SFO) and get to use better airline, but when I book flights, I'm never mistaken about the final price of tickets by using one of the above methods. I didn't know this was such a big problem.
fugeeface
2011-12-27 05:36:09 PM
Suck it, airlines
Barricaded Gunman
2011-12-27 05:37:12 PM
TV's Vinnie
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Will there be a "listing everything" fee
?
Yes, but it won't be disclosed until you're at the gate.
skodabunny
2011-12-27 05:37:25 PM
Twice Banned
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Diogenes: Informed consumers?
This will end badly.
This doesn't inform. An itemized ticket would inform. This allows taxes and other fees to go unnoticed.
THIS
I know America does some things differently but, in terms of buying a ticket online, it can't be too different than in the UK, can it? Don't you
always
get a final figure before you enter your special banking code into that window you're afraid might crash? Do you later get an email saying you have to go to wherever and pay some more money or something?
/bloody chrome redlining me words - is
online
really not a cromulent word?
//but farking
'cleggmania'
(new window) is?
The Dog Ate My Homework
2011-12-27 05:38:00 PM
aselene
:
If force is your premise, then the destruction of life is your conscious object. Force = the premise of death.
The government has no right to force airlines to shine its shoes, much less advertise against its own interests. This is just the latest incidence of an out of control government dictating to Prime Movers how to run their businesses. It's the next step down the path of socialist tyranny.
We now have Smart and Funny tags. How about Stupid?
OscarTamerz
2011-12-27 05:38:13 PM
So they're going to crack down on false advertising, big deal, when are they going to stop false imprisonment? I read about passengers spending 12 hours on the runway and nobody from the airlines goes to prison for that? If you did that and didn't run an airline you'd be in the pen for 10 years for one person let alone 150. Factor in no food and no toilets and it becomes a crime against humanity. I think the next time that happens the if CEO goes away it's going to stop happening.
siromega
2011-12-27 05:38:36 PM
OgreMagi
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Can we get the same thing for cell phone prices, too, please? From what I've learned, an "unlimited everything for $79.95/month" comes to about $150/month.
And cable/phone/satellite companies - 3 mo. for $29.99, but no where on their website can you find the price it will actually change to when that 3 months is up.
captain_heroic44
2011-12-27 05:38:40 PM
aselene
:
If force is your premise, then the destruction of life is your conscious object. Force = the premise of death.
The government has no right to force airlines to shine its shoes, much less advertise against its own interests. This is just the latest incidence of an out of control government dictating to Prime Movers how to run their businesses. It's the next step down the path of socialist tyranny.
Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
Link
(new window)
cuervobo
2011-12-27 05:40:04 PM
OgreMagi
Can we get the same thing for cell phone prices, too, please? From what I've learned, an "unlimited everything for $79.95/month" comes to about $150/month.
They already do, have your ever seen you billing statement. Its broken down to all the fees, 911, regulatory, state, local ect. This would be nice to see for your Air ticket so you can get even more pissed off about what the fees are and who they go to.
edmo
2011-12-27 05:40:11 PM
Car_Ramrod
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better airline
And by "better airline" you mean...?
mdeesnuts
2011-12-27 05:41:26 PM
JulietRomeo
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Darth_Lukecash: Isn't a tax always government imposed, Subby?
No, the taxes on airline tickets are not always government imposed.
If you look on the tax breakdown of your plane ticket, you will usually see one followed by a tax code of either 'YQ' or 'YR'. These are airline-imposed fuel surcharges which are charged on a ticket as a tax. These are usually the ones that are responsible for doubling or tripling the cost of your ticket.
For the most part, the government taxes - departure fees, arrival fees, etc - are fairly low. But the airline taxes usually run into the hundreds. Sometimes four digits, depending on carrier, route, and destination.
Many used to charge these as a surcharge that was added to your base fare, and not as a tax, but most have switched over to the tax format.
You're saying a tax is a percentage based fee?
I guess I get charged a fee when I go to the DMV. But I consider that a tax. Am I wrong?
Is there a pair words that distinguish between the government forcing us to cough up more dough when paying for a good or service (however derived) and what the cost of the actual good or service is (however derived)?
I alway just called it a tax and is something exclusive to the goverment.
/clarification may cleanse the cloudy confusion
devildog123
2011-12-27 05:41:45 PM
I hate to say it, but the airlines might have a point. They're being singled out. The First Amendment argument is a lot of horseshiat in my opinion, but if no other industry is forced to show their prices with all fees and taxes included, why should the government be allowed to force the airlines to do it?
TheShavingofOccam123
2011-12-27 05:43:52 PM
I wonder how much of a fee the airlines will charge for listing their fees.
hailin
2011-12-27 05:44:04 PM
ZAZ
:
The article is not entirely clear, but appears to say airlines must bundle taxes into the advertised price but may continue deceptive practices related to airline-imposed fees.
It isn't so much a deceptive practice as them trying to recoup the costs of government taxes. If they charge $600 for a ticket without any fees the government takes x%. If they charge $400 for that same ticket plus fees for bags, food, etc. then the government still only takes their x% of the ticket prices, so running an airplane become slightly profitable again. If you think airlines make hand over fist running passenger flights you are woefully misinformed. They are lucky to run them at cost.
simon_bar_sinister
2011-12-27 05:45:58 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
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now if they did this with gas prices.
You would be shocked at how little is actually tax and how much is outright theft. I found that when gas was near $4 a gallon there was only .53 cents a gallon in taxes here in Tn. This was also at a time when if you looked at the price of gas in relation to the price of oil then gas with taxes should have been around 2.15 a gallon.
mdeesnuts
2011-12-27 05:46:03 PM
These smart and funny buttons are
. Even dumber than the PITA meter a while back.
Scrambled Zen
2011-12-27 05:46:23 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6846679/73920929#c73920929" target="_blank">ZAZ</a>:</b> <i>An airline's "air with oxygen" fee is already required to be included.</i>
Maybe I'm just an overly pampered American, but I'm not flying on any airline that doesn't include oxygen in its air.
/pure nitrogen, that's a little hard to breathe, even on a short flight
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