I'm more inclined to believe that she's actually not getting any decent offers for those gigs anymore. But maybe I'm a cynic.

Lindsay Lohan should just eat a fistfull of pills in 2012.

I think this would have been a better thread as a photoshop contest.

BigMevy: I'm more inclined to believe that she's actually not getting any decent offers for those gigs anymore. But maybe I'm a cynic.

There's a fine line between 'fun celeb who knows how to party' and 'sad old never-was whoring it up and getting naked.' She's not much of a celebrity anymore. She's just one of those sad women that are famous for being famous (or infamous) and are just a sad wreck.

Dammit... STOP OFFERING HER MONEY!

Honestly, you idiots! Stop offering the junkie money or she will NEVER stop being a junkie.

I thought all hookers work on New Year's Eve. It's the less pathetic version of Valentine's Day.

Her loss is another crack ho's gain, I suppose.

Show the snatch or you're not worth crack

she should come hang out with me, most boring new years eve EVAR!!!11

cheap_thoughts: The girl used to be hot.

I use to be skinny, shiat changes.

I never used to believe the Mayan legends,,,

but there you have it folks - the First Sign of Armageddon
Lilo stops partying?
may God have mercy on us all

"We're told Lindsay is desperately trying to change her party girl image ... and she feels staying out of the NYE madness is a major step in the right direction. "

Yeah, and I'm going to vow to stop drinking for my new years resolution.. Again.

/tenth time's a charm, right?

alienation: she should come hang out with me, most boring new years eve EVAR!!!11

My NYE last year was boring. I had the flu and was on my ass watching the Marx Brothers. Only to be woken up around 3 am by my drunk roomate. She forgot her keys money and bags at whatever hotel she was supposed to stay at and was banging on the front door to let her in. She still hasent paid me back the cab fare.

mentallo69: cheap_thoughts: The girl used to be hot.

I use to be skinny, shiat changes.

That is why you will always be fat.

TravisBickle62: Show the snatch or you're not worth crack

Actually, no, don't do it. At this point it would end up just being the punch line in a joke that ran out of funny before the end. Not often I cheer lead for a celeb to keep the clothes on but in this case, keep the pants on, Lindsay.

I'm skipping these big paydays, too. Sure, I could pull in a six figure amount, but I have more important things to be doing....

Oh. Wait. No one has made me a six figure offer. But if anyone.e does, I'm busy. Seriously. Don't even bother emailing me about a contract rider. I told you - I'm busy.

/Please call. Please? Anyone?

groppet: alienation: she should come hang out with me, most boring new years eve EVAR!!!11

My NYE last year was boring. I had the flu and was on my ass watching the Marx Brothers. Only to be woken up around 3 am by my drunk roomate. She forgot her keys money and bags at whatever hotel she was supposed to stay at and was banging on the front door to let her in. She still hasent paid me back the cab fare.

that's pretty crappy, hope you do something more fun this year.. Mine is probably gonna be something similar, nothing to do but drink cheap "champagne" out of a plastic cup watching crappy fireworks out of the window..

I haven't gone out on New Years' Eve for a reason... mainly because I'm getting too old for this shiat. Particularly the young dudes that can't handle their booze and want to get all fighty, and the young gals who also can't handle their booze, and get all anxious and confrontational when they wake up on my living room floor wearing nothing but duct tape and left over whipped cream...

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Lindsay Lohan should just eat a fistfull of pills in 2012 2011.

FTFY

do people still try to smoke peanuts and banana peels?