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SecretAgentWoman [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 12:05:25 PM
I read the headline as "Sofia Viagra. Purple... something something" and my first thought was get to an emergency room STAT before it falls off.
 
Bagelox-99
2011-12-27 12:12:41 PM
'And one time years ago, I remember my publicist [at the time] told me: "I think you should just reduce your boobs because nobody's going to take you seriously here".

"I cannot, and will not, cut my tittays to fit this year's fashion."

/you go girl
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 01:34:16 PM
This isn't fair. I was drooling over Sofia Vergara as a teen back when she was on Univision. And where are my horned rim glasses?
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 01:54:02 PM
Mugato: This isn't fair. I was drooling over Sofia Vergara as a teen back when she was on Univision. And where are my horned rim glasses?

I kinda feel sorry for her son:

www.babble.com

Because he's just getting old enough to realize how stupendously hot his
mother is, and knowing that millions of people are having naught thoughts
about your mother has to mess with your head.
 
Magnanimous_J
2011-12-27 02:08:02 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Because he's just getting old enough to realize how stupendously hot his
mother is, and knowing that millions of people are having naught thoughts
about your mother has to mess with your head.

No kidding. I think the brain's natural defense having to confront your super hot mom is going gay
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:08:22 PM
Dem tatas.
 
FiveByFive
2011-12-27 02:15:47 PM
...monkey dishwasher?
 
Bag of Hammers
2011-12-27 02:19:15 PM
...the things I would do to that woman.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:19:54 PM
Magnanimous_J: DjangoStonereaver: Because he's just getting old enough to realize how stupendously hot his
mother is, and knowing that millions of people are having naught thoughts
about your mother has to mess with your head.

No kidding. I think the brain's natural defense having to confront your super hot mom is going gay

Not only that, but when you're the son/lesbian daughter of a prominent media
hottie, you also have to contend with the high probability of dating a woman
who has done her best to look just like her.
 
eddievercetti
2011-12-27 02:21:30 PM
Mugato: This isn't fair. I was drooling over Sofia Vergara as a teen back when she was on Univision.

snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

Don't know which one I want more

/Fark it, I'll take both!
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:21:45 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Mugato: This isn't fair. I was drooling over Sofia Vergara as a teen back when she was on Univision. And where are my horned rim glasses?

I kinda feel sorry for her son:

[www.babble.com image 300x400]

Because he's just getting old enough to realize how stupendously hot his
mother is, and knowing that millions of people are having naught thoughts
about your mother has to mess with your head.

At least his name isn't Oedipus.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-27 02:23:22 PM
DjangoStonereaver: I kinda feel sorry for her son:

Not me. I'd be trying to get her to do her best Kay Parker impression.

/Why yes I would burn in hell
//i'd also have hopefully tapped THAT ass
 
DoBeDoBeDo
2011-12-27 02:24:48 PM
When did the paparazzi start using 10 year old cell phone cameras?
 
buck1138
2011-12-27 02:26:08 PM
I'll take famous women and the color they turn the head of my penis for 600, Alex.

/Lindsay Lohan, Splotchy
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:29:08 PM
"God is going to punish you! You can't cut your boobs!"

Your move, Fark AtheistsTM.
 
Psycoholic_Slag
2011-12-27 02:30:45 PM
Oh to wish that I were able to take the sublime tongue stroll between the supple mounds of boobage that woman possesses.


And hastily motorboat the hell out of those babies.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-27 02:35:41 PM
She's liquid fire, but those are terrible pictures.
 
monoski
2011-12-27 02:40:17 PM
Her foobies are just big but her ass looks great in a GIS
 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime
2011-12-27 02:41:15 PM
Milla Jovovich did a nice spread in purple... is it that kind of thing?
off to my bunk to with afore mentioned pics of Mila
 
peterthx
2011-12-27 02:51:40 PM
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Milla Jovovich did a nice spread in purple... is it that kind of thing?
off to my bunk to with afore mentioned pics of Mila

Milla looks 45 now. She's been at the Lohan school of body care.
 
MrGuy
2011-12-27 02:54:02 PM
I can't be the only one who read her quotes in her voice (after I manged to stop looking at the pics).

/Good news, everyone!
 
SkylineRecords
2011-12-27 02:55:19 PM
mygaming.co.za


Boom! Headshot.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-12-27 02:58:16 PM
Saw her first in some Tim Allen movie with Zooey in it. Wow!

Thanks to Fark I know why she looked familiar.

Spanish TV is best TV.

/doesn't watch tv
//netflix is sucking ass now
///hulu blows too
////i dont want a pc in every room
 
Poopy MacPoop
2011-12-27 03:01:30 PM
"Nurple." The word you are searching for is "nurple."
 
Torqueknot
2011-12-27 03:08:05 PM
DoBeDoBeDo: When did the paparazzi start using 10 year old cell phone cameras?

I was going to say it looked like the guy took the picture from 3 miles away and then did the 'ol 'zoom...enhance' bit, but yours works too.
 
that bosnian sniper
2011-12-27 03:25:06 PM
buck1138: /Lindsay Lohan, Splotchy

Wouldn't "Linsay Lohan" be a photo daily double?

i199.photobucket.com
 
penguinfark
2011-12-27 03:27:27 PM
DoBeDoBeDo: When did the paparazzi start using 10 year old cell phone cameras?

Oh...how I wish those pics were better quality.

/Love teh boobies.
 
BobNesta420
2011-12-27 03:31:07 PM
Ewww, I just got my screen all greasy
 
Smug Beer Guy
2011-12-27 04:04:15 PM
img337.imageshack.us
 
LarryDan43
2011-12-27 04:36:47 PM
Hot. However I cant stand her radio spot for xfinity. Ahoyhoyhoyeee are you oookaayyyeeeeee?
 
alienation
2011-12-27 05:00:27 PM
holy tits, batman!!!

29.media.tumblr.com
 
jimpoz
2011-12-27 05:53:35 PM
Sofia Vergara. Purple... something something

Go crazy?
 
fusillade762
2011-12-27 06:07:59 PM
OtherLittleGuy: "God is going to punish you! You can't cut your boobs!"

Your move, Fark AtheistsTM.

Sometimes irrational beliefs work in our favor. However this is usually not the case.
 
fusillade762
2011-12-27 06:08:34 PM
jimpoz: Sofia Vergara. Purple... something something

Go crazy?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!
 
hasty ambush
2011-12-27 06:42:47 PM
Christina Hendricks fans please note how it is possible to have a big rack without being fat:

juicy.tuxboard.com
 
nburghmatt
2011-12-27 07:00:17 PM
hasty ambush: Christina Hendricks fans please note how it is possible to have a big rack without being fat:

[juicy.tuxboard.com image 306x570]

i'd spend the night with that. i like my girls 'comfy'
 
mooseyfate
2011-12-27 08:01:29 PM
nburghmatt: hasty ambush: Christina Hendricks fans please note how it is possible to have a big rack without being fat:

[juicy.tuxboard.com image 306x570]

i'd spend the night with that. i like my girls 'comfy'

I'd happily and graciously sprain every muscle in my body trying to disappoint the shiat out of both of them.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 09:48:18 PM
alienation: holy tits, batman!!!

[29.media.tumblr.com image 500x507]


She clearly keeps abreast of matters.
 
darkjezter
2011-12-28 03:30:45 AM
Sophia Vergara is what the word "voluptuous" is SUPPOSED to mean: nice boobs, small waist, shapely hips, and a nice round (but not flabby) butt. Unfortunately, too many people these days think that voluptuous looks like the fat redhead from Mad Men.
 
alienation
2011-12-28 05:42:15 AM
Apos: alienation: holy tits, batman!!!

[29.media.tumblr.com image 500x507]


She clearly keeps abreast of matters.

If batman looked like that, I'd become a supervillain just for the beatdown with those large "accesories". And if batman would, in fact, be batwoman..
 
Alphax
2011-12-28 07:28:44 AM
I remember the pic of her with her son, doing a Got Milk? commercial. I could not tell who was older by looking at them.. good genes and/or good photography.
 
Mentalpatient87
2011-12-28 09:58:46 AM
nburghmatt: i'd spend the night with that. i like my girls 'comfy'

Comfy like an oversized bean bag chair...
 
Bagelox-99
2011-12-28 11:27:38 AM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
mooseyfate
2011-12-28 12:34:33 PM
Bagelox-99:

Delicious. Everything about her, from her hair to her toes, is just drop dead sexy, and she doesn't even have to try.
 
Bagelox-99
2011-12-28 12:56:16 PM
Careful mentioning feet. Most Farkers consider the fetish unfit for real men.
 
mooseyfate
2011-12-28 01:08:57 PM
Bagelox-99: Careful mentioning feet. Most Farkers consider the fetish unfit for real men.

I have no shiats to give them.

/feet, legs, ass, breasts, shoulders, backs, faces, lips
//women are literally made up of parts that invoke lust in my tiny primitive brain
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 05:46:55 PM
Bagelox-99: Careful mentioning feet. Most Farkers consider the fetish unfit for real men.

I dunno, they're pretty cute too.
 
Bagelox-99
2011-12-28 06:31:05 PM
Hey, I'd use her flip flops to make soup. But gome guys like to give you shiat about things like this.
 
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