What about their exposure to desired boobies?

Useless without pics..

Nothing says Christmas week like a BIE thread...

Sorry
I would rather have my son or daughter see Boobies or kitty on the internet then some pics or movies of people getting their heads blown off.

Just sayin...

Put the computer in the family room. Then everybody gets to enjoy teh bewbies together.

boobies r bad..mmkay

Kids are not being exposed as much to unwanted sexual solicitations or porn on the Internet these days

In unrelated news, more kids consider sexual solicitations and porn "wanted" these days.

Fewer kids are exposed to unwanted sexual content online

Key word

Kids need to see 'About Scmidt'

What does undesired boobies look like?

what's an undesired booby?

RedEmily: What does undesired boobies look like?

*holds up mirror*

A "this is why we can't have nice things" story.

A couple weeks ago my wife and I were down in Playa del Carmen.
We love it there. Great beaches etc.
Lots of topless women, including my wife at times.
We just got gone snorkeling on this one beach (Akumal bay) when this group of American evangelical missionaries shows up. They are have the same t-shirts on (moms/dads/kids). The parents make their way to the topless women (mostly Euro's) on the beach and start preaching to them that they should cover up because the lord our savior would not want them to be out that way in public. These American morons just want to ruin everything.
Thankfully the Euros did not give them the time of day. And then of course my wife and I added our two cents that they (the missionaries) should go back home. I included some colorful language in my request to them.

Hooray for less moobs on the intertubes!!!!

What the fark are undesired boobies?

Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: What does undesired boobies look like?

*holds up mirror*

How else are you supposed to feed the hive queen? Hrm..

titwrench: What the fark are undesired boobies?

Article was about "unwanted" solicitation or porn. I think we all know this means less Chatroutlet wieners.

Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: What does undesired boobies look like?

*holds up mirror*

*Slaps Wiggin up side his head*

You're doing it wrong those very very desired boobies!!!

/Unless your the ghey
//NTTAWWT

If I were a twelve-year-old today, I'd spend much of my spare time hacking into billing databases to get credit card numbers to fund a big-ass bribe to some researcher--say, Lisa Jones of the University of New Hampshire--to publish a study saying that the threat of internet porn to the minds of impressionable youngsters is greatly exaggerated; also, parental controls on the family computer and XBox are totally secure, no need to worry Mom & Dad, yup yup. Nothing to see here, move along.

/fap fap fap fap ad infinitum &c.

Ok, I desire boobies. And since I'm having a crappy day, I'll even request BIE in hopes that my day will get better.

EIP.

Andrew Wiggin: what's an undesired booby?

Boobs are awesome!

Crying infant? Give 'em a boob.

Adolescent male? Show 'em a hint of a boob.

Irritable adult male? Show 'em a couple of boobs.

/boobs

Couldn't they find a more up-to-date stock photo of kids and computers? This one looks about 10 years old.
And there's a monochrome monitor there on the left.

Most of the FUD about computers comes from older people who thinks just having a computer sitting in your living room will steal your identity and rip you off. Oh, and soon as you switch it on, it spews FILTHY PICTURES at you. Then they tell you about the good old days, how the death penalty saves governments money, that all problems are caused by "ferriners" and then tell those kids to get off their lawn.

exposed to undesired boobies as much.


I read that as underboobs for some reason.

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Couldn't they find a more up-to-date stock photo of kids and computers? This one looks about 10 years old.
And there's a monochrome monitor there on the left.

Most of the FUD about computers comes from older people who thinks just having a computer sitting in your living room will steal your identity and rip you off. Oh, and soon as you switch it on, it spews FILTHY PICTURES at you. Then they tell you about the good old days, how the death penalty saves governments money, that all problems are caused by "ferriners" and then tell those kids to get off their lawn.

Monochrome Display is for the Electric Card Catalog system. The modern day librarian is a database assistant.

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Couldn't they find a more up-to-date stock photo of kids and computers? This one looks about 10 years old.
And there's a monochrome monitor there on the left.

Well, you've got to give them some credit for using a photo of kids actually using computers in a real world setting instead of some studio-lit pic where everything is impeccably clean and everyone is smiling.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ok, I desire boobies. And since I'm having a crappy day, I'll even request BIE in hopes that my day will get better.

EIP.

what he said.

Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: What does undesired boobies look like?

*holds up mirror*

I don't know. I clicked on her profile. These is nothing wrong with RedEmily. She is a lovely lovely lady.

/unless you were referring to yourself, then I guess it deserves a chortle. maybe.

RedEmily: What does undesired boobies look like?

What desired boobies may look like

Encryption is crap just ask Strafor. *snerk* I'll bet Jane's did it.

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img844.imageshack.us image 640x351]

Couldn't they find a more up-to-date stock photo of kids and computers? This one looks about 10 years old.
And there's a monochrome monitor there on the left.

Most of the FUD about computers comes from older people who thinks just having a computer sitting in your living room will steal your identity and rip you off. Oh, and soon as you switch it on, it spews FILTHY PICTURES at you. Then they tell you about the good old days, how the death penalty saves governments money, that all problems are caused by "ferriners" and then tell those kids to get off their lawn.

Have you been to a library? They aren't exactly up to date. They are a huge drain on our tax funds and should be eliminated.

Mayor Bee: RedEmily: What does undesired boobies look like?

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Must be very nippy there.

Meanwhile, little Johnny can't find the boobies over the din of ultra-violence on the web, in video games and on TV. At least he's only looking at dead bodies and not naked ones.

/is it just me or has the news been nothing but bombs, riots and murder this holiday season?

What blue boobies may look like.



/just helping out
//not getting much action in the melon thread

StevetheSkull: This thread needs more stock photos of kids using computers.

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/Also my EIP needs more BIE

Stock Photo Challenge: Find a group shot of kids using computers where the number of boys is greater than the number of girls.

RedEmily: What does undesired boobies look like?

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Bullseyed: Day_Old_Dutchie: [img844.imageshack.us image 640x351]

Couldn't they find a more up-to-date stock photo of kids and computers? This one looks about 10 years old.
And there's a monochrome monitor there on the left.

Most of the FUD about computers comes from older people who thinks just having a computer sitting in your living room will steal your identity and rip you off. Oh, and soon as you switch it on, it spews FILTHY PICTURES at you. Then they tell you about the good old days, how the death penalty saves governments money, that all problems are caused by "ferriners" and then tell those kids to get off their lawn.

Have you been to a library? They aren't exactly up to date. They are a huge drain on our tax funds and should be eliminated.

I'm probably biting here, but dude, DIAF. Now that schools have been reduces to test-score machines with ideologically inspired curricula, a library is the only place a kid or a teen can go to get real information. If a library runs its catalog on ancient special-purpose hardware, its certainly not because it has too much money. A well-run library will contain at least one volume guaranteed to mortally offend the sensibilities of every patron, because diversity of ideas is important (this is why you have books written by Democrats and books written by Republicans), and because history is important (this is why you have Mein Kampf and Das Kapital).

A library is not just a box of old books, it is a warehouse of information and ideas, in whatever media they may be found, from the floundering newspaper, to the highest of high-def discs.. Running my own local numbers, the public library costs, on average, $50 per person per year. If you only borrow from your library once a quarter, you still come out ahead.

I think he just found his first desireable boobies.

ProfessorOhki: StevetheSkull: This thread needs more stock photos of kids using computers.

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/Also my EIP needs more BIE

Stock Photo Challenge: Find a group shot of kids using computers where the number of boys is greater than the number of girls.

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I think they just saw some undesired boobies.



/Maybe 2 girls 1 cup?

I've never received BIE. :(

What a brunette's boobies might look like


/EIP
//BIE

LewDux: RedEmily: What does undesired boobies look like?

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I'm not familiar with her. Is she a porn star?

I believe