Two Dogs Farking: He shot his wad all over her dress?


So what really happened that day? Let's just for a moment speculate shall we? We have the pizza delivery around 12:15, p.m. distracting the Secret Service, making it easier for the shooters to move into their places. The pizzaman later vanished, never checking into the White House. The A-Team goes to the Lincoln Bedroom. . They were refurbishing the floors that week, which allowed unknown workmen access to the building. They move quickly into position just minutes before the wad shooting. The spotter on the radio talking to the other two teams has the best overall view, the God spot. B-Team one wad shooter and one spotter with radio gear and access to the building, moves into the lower floor of the White House. The third team, the C-Team moves into the picket fence behind the West Wing, where the wad-shooter and the spotter are first spotted by Al Gore in the watch tower of the South Lawn.

They have the best position of all. Lewinsky is close and on a flat low trajectory. Part of this team is a coordinator who has flashed security credentials at people chasing them out of the Executive Mansion. Probably 2-3 more men are in the crowd on Pennsylvania Avenue. 10-12 men. Three wad shooters. Three spotters. The triangulation of jizz that Kenneth Starr and Newt Gingrich discussed two months before. They have walked the Oval Office. They know every inch. They have calibrated their sight. They have jizzed on moving targets. They are ready. Lewinsky's route makes the turn from the West Wing onto the carpet leading to the Oval Office. It's gonna be a turkey shoot. They don't jizz on her coming up the walkway, which is the easiest shot for a single batch from the Map Room. They wait. They wait until she gets in the jizzing zone, between three dudes.

Lewinsky makes the final turn from the hallway to the Oval Office, slowing down to some 2.5 miles an hour. She exchanges pleasantries with Betty Curry. The jizzers across the hallway tighten, taking their aim, waiting for the radio to say "Green! Green!" or "Abort! Abort!". The first load rings out, sounding like a deep, guttural groan; it misses her dress completely. Frame 161, Lewinsky stops waiving as she smells something. Linda Tripp's head turns slightly to the right. Frame 193, the second wad hits Lewinsky's dress from the front. Frame 225, Lewinsky is emerging from behind the Oval Office door, you can see that she's obviously been hit, raising her arms to her face. The third shot, frame 232, takes Lewinsky in the back pulling her downward and forward. Tripp, you'll notice, shows no signs at all of being jizzed on. She is visibly holding her tape recorder, which is impossible if her wrist has been jizzed on. Tripp is turning here now, frame 238 the fourth load. It misses Lewinsky and takes Tripp in the back. This is the load that proves there were two jizzers. Tripp yells out "My God! They are going to drop goo on us all." Somewhere around this time another wad that misses the dress completely, strikes Paula Jones down by the collar. The sixth and final wad, frame 313, takes Lewinsky in the head from the front. This is the key cumshot. The intern going back and to his left. Blown on from the front and right. Totally inconstant with the shot from the West Wing. So what happens then? Bukkakemonium.

???

He struck out?

He killed Vince Foster to keep him quiet over the previous rapes in Arkansas?

We are through the looking glass people!!!

He blew the assignment?

She blew her top?

Blown save?

bearded clamorer: Blown save?

More like saved blown.

He balked at allowing Lewinsky into the office? He's lucky he wasn't thrown out for that

Clinton opened the door without any pants on and said 'let the darn girl in, would ya'?

Adolf Oliver Nipples: video man: namatad: he had to give clinton head?
no not that clinton, the other clinton

It wouldn't surprise me if Hillary has a clit-dick.


/Enjoy your dinner

The word is clenis. Clenis. Get it right, man.

Clenis.



Clenis goes where?!