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Bennie Crabtree		2011-12-27 11:48:18 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: You know how old Hanna Barbera cartoons would have laugh tracks? That always bothered me, even as a kid. What studio audience is watching a cartoon? Is it supposed to be like, an audience of humans watching Scooby-Doo or whatever on a big screen? Or is it an audience of cartoons watching a cartoon, like how The Muppet Show audience consists entirely of Muppets?

That is so meta.

WTF Indeed		2011-12-27 11:48:25 AM

chazcali		2011-12-27 11:48:39 AM

You are welcome. Thanks for all the weird looks from co-workers as I laugh in my office all day.

Rev.K		2011-12-27 11:48:46 AM

*GOES ON FONDLING SPREE*

DarnoKonrad		2011-12-27 11:48:51 AM

Over by the top submitters and such they need a Top Lurkers for people who consistently login but never say anything.

thepersonalgoddess		2011-12-27 11:49:02 AM

I like lurkers. Usually when they do pipe up, they are hilarious. It more than some people who post whatever diarrhea seems to be flowing from their fingers.

Actual Farking		2011-12-27 11:49:11 AM

What's the post per 15 day threshold for lurkerdom. I think I'm on the cusp.

Mr_Fabulous		2011-12-27 11:49:20 AM

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Moogable		2011-12-27 11:49:25 AM

Shostie: I don't understand why someone would pay $5 to simply read TFD.\

PARTICIPATE, PEOPLE

I'm not particularly funny though :-/

At least TFD makes this 6 hour mac training I'm doing today a little less mind numbing.

grinding_journalist		2011-12-27 11:49:27 AM

attention span of a retarded fruit fly: Am I considered a lurker or is my annoying face out here enough?

I'm here every day, running through the mainpage, sports, geek, and entertainment tabs. I recognize your handle, but cannot recall whether you're honest, forthright, amusing, or a troll.

Does this answer your question?

Marysue		2011-12-27 11:49:28 AM

slapmastered: Oh look. It's this thread again!

Hi TF'ers! Glad to see you poke your heads out of the CJ's on TFD once in a while! The sunlight is good for you, and hell, you gotta be chafing after all that time...

Shooting for a sponsorship by being "that guy" are we?

AverageAmericanGuy		2011-12-27 11:49:36 AM

Rev.K: *GOES ON FONDLING SPREE*

And me without any pants...

fifthhorseman		2011-12-27 11:49:45 AM

I've never understood lurking. My opinion is just as worthless as anyone else's around here.

Complicit		2011-12-27 11:49:47 AM

You're welcome.

AncientLurker		2011-12-27 11:50:17 AM

some of us consider ourselves professional lurkers. Like the guy that spends all day at the mall sitting on a bench, watching little girls..

Neeps		2011-12-27 11:50:20 AM

Oh, this looks like a nice thread. I'll lurk here.

PenguinCam		2011-12-27 11:50:39 AM

I try to help out by posting as little as possible.

/you're welcome

imontheinternet		2011-12-27 11:51:14 AM

What a lurker might look like

atlfarkette		2011-12-27 11:51:25 AM

This is how I picture lurkers.

i166.photobucket.com

The Token Man		2011-12-27 11:51:29 AM

Shostie: I don't understand why someone would pay $5 to simply read TFD.\

PARTICIPATE, PEOPLE

I don't think many people do. This is a FARK lurker appreciation thread, you elitist TFers...

slapmastered		2011-12-27 11:52:02 AM

Marysue: slapmastered: Oh look. It's this thread again!

Hi TF'ers! Glad to see you poke your heads out of the CJ's on TFD once in a while! The sunlight is good for you, and hell, you gotta be chafing after all that time...

Shooting for a sponsorship by being "that guy" are we?

Not especially...but hey, I'll try anything once...

/Just bored at the office today...
//And in a rather warped sense of humor today.
///No offense is intended...some of my favorite Farkers are TF'ers...

thepersonalgoddess		2011-12-27 11:52:12 AM

atlfarkette: This is how I picture lurkers.

[i166.photobucket.com image 625x466]

If you squint just right, that guy looks like Eric from True Blood.

I_C_Weener		2011-12-27 11:52:13 AM

I'm pretty sure I'm more stupidly opinionated than any lurker. I say, they bought their ticket and refused to ride. Let 'em lurk.

mcsiegs		2011-12-27 11:52:24 AM

338 days until I can wear Christmas sweaters again!

She comes in colors everywhere		2011-12-27 11:52:26 AM

I'm not a lurker, I'm a loomer.

/my looming was established in high school.

envirovore		2011-12-27 11:52:47 AM

Jim Gordon: I am in the middle ground. I read and comment from time to time. But don't feel the need to comment on everything.

That.

/also, you're welcome.

dj_spanmaster		2011-12-27 11:52:53 AM

logophile: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x277]
yo've been a w-w-w-w-w-
you've been a wwwww-a-wa-wa-wa
you've been a wonderful audience.

Down like a clown, Charlie B-ba-a-a-a-a
Down like a clown, Charlie Bra-a-a-a-a

Paryb		2011-12-27 11:52:57 AM

Jim Gordon: I re-registered five days ago. Originally registered a long time ago, computer lost log-in. I forgot info. Was easier to register again. I posted very rarely over the past few years, so doubtful anyone remembers my old login.

I've been around since the big inning, and I remember everyone, try me.

/don't really remember everyone.
//almost everyone maybe, except that guy. And that guy, and that girl, and that...ugh.

zerkalo		2011-12-27 11:53:23 AM

I was told that when you hit 200 greenlit submissions you get a month of TF gratis. I was misinformed

mryoop789		2011-12-27 11:53:44 AM

mcsiegs: 338 days until I can wear Christmas sweaters again!

Come on. Don't let social norms constrain you.

systerchristian		2011-12-27 11:53:50 AM

If I lurk in a lurker thread, does that make me some sort of super lurker?

TrancePI		2011-12-27 11:54:12 AM

Sweet, a thread full of ALTs that people have made up and left alone because of the mandatory wait period to get TFD.

Marysue		2011-12-27 11:54:13 AM

slapmastered: ///No offense is intended...some of my favorite Farkers are TF'ers...

Sorry, but if you're going with a schtick, you need to commit.

Anastacya		2011-12-27 11:54:23 AM

TrancePI: I'm gonna find someone awesome in this thread and give them one of my monthly gifts.

Its "use it or lose it" per year, amiright?

Please leave your sex life out of the.... um, thread. And me.

//that hurt so much to type

MoronLessOff		2011-12-27 11:54:39 AM

Appreciate me!

mcsiegs		2011-12-27 11:54:46 AM

mryoop789: mcsiegs: 338 days until I can wear Christmas sweaters again!

Come on. Don't let social norms constrain you.

If it is 40 degrees or less in March, I may wear one on the Ides

She comes in colors everywhere		2011-12-27 11:55:01 AM

systerchristian: If I lurk in a lurker thread, does that make me some sort of super lurker?

That's meta lurking. Plus, you fail.

halfof33		2011-12-27 11:55:03 AM

Marysue: slapmastered: Oh look. It's this thread again!

Hi TF'ers! Glad to see you poke your heads out of the CJ's on TFD once in a while! The sunlight is good for you, and hell, you gotta be chafing after all that time...

Shooting for a sponsorship by being "that guy" are we?

Wow, you've been here what 8 months, and you are now like the TFD police or something?

I do enjoy when the little hot house flowers poke their heads out of TFD and post their made up TFD babble and inside jokes on the main page and are met only with well earned derision from the adults.

myschief		2011-12-27 11:55:06 AM

I might sponsor some of you in this thread. Maybe I'll use the funniest voting to decide.

slapmastered		2011-12-27 11:55:31 AM

Marysue: slapmastered: ///No offense is intended...some of my favorite Farkers are TF'ers...

Sorry, but if you're going with a schtick, you need to commit.

See, I knew there was a reason I didn't troll threads very often...I just can't commit.

/That's what she said...

dhambrick		2011-12-27 11:55:40 AM

Marysue: slapmastered: ///No offense is intended...some of my favorite Farkers are TF'ers...

Sorry, but if you're going with a schtick, you need to commit.

Listen to her, she speaks and lives the truth.

slapmastered		2011-12-27 11:56:35 AM

halfof33: Marysue: slapmastered: Oh look. It's this thread again!

Hi TF'ers! Glad to see you poke your heads out of the CJ's on TFD once in a while! The sunlight is good for you, and hell, you gotta be chafing after all that time...

Shooting for a sponsorship by being "that guy" are we?

Wow, you've been here what 8 months, and you are now like the TFD police or something?

I do enjoy when the little hot house flowers poke their heads out of TFD and post their made up TFD babble and inside jokes on the main page and are met only with well earned derision from the adults.

BWAH HA HA HA HA!

Col Mustard		2011-12-27 11:56:36 AM

I'd comment, but I'm too busy lurking.

inkydoo		2011-12-27 11:56:41 AM

rooftop235		2011-12-27 11:57:28 AM

Lurking, or stalking. Whatever...

Why is voting on?

Actual Farking		2011-12-27 11:57:29 AM

I pour the gin, then nod solemnly towards the Vermouth, out of respect for custom, and then move on with my evening.

The Token Man		2011-12-27 11:57:49 AM

I_C_Weener: I'm pretty sure I'm more stupid~~ly opinionated~~ than any lurker. ~~I say, they bought their ticket and refused to ride. Let 'em lurk.~~

FTFY

/Just kidding
//and trolling
///and lurking