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(CBS News) Obvious Newt breaks his "positive campaigning only" vow by attacking Mitt "the Massachusetts Moderate," says Mitt wanted him to and it was totally amicable   (cbsnews.com) divider line 56
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2011-12-27 11:52:40 AM
Only in the GOP is an appeal to 'moderation' an 'attack.' "You sir are no extremist."
 
2011-12-27 11:52:59 AM
I'd like to see Newt Gingrich hit in the balls repeatedly with an orange in a tube sock.

Just saying.
 
2011-12-27 11:54:04 AM
Bloody William: I'd like to see Newt Gingrich hit in the balls repeatedly with an orange in a tube sock.

 
2011-12-27 11:56:21 AM
Bloody William: I'd like to see Newt Gingrich hit in the balls repeatedly with an orange in a tube sock.

Just saying.


So, a Newt/Callista sex video?
 
2011-12-27 11:56:21 AM
Can this theocratic fascist just STFU already?
 
2011-12-27 11:56:34 AM
Bloody William: I'd like to see Newt Gingrich hit in the balls repeatedly with an orange in a tube sock.

Just saying.


To do some of the things has Newt has done over the years you'd think he has big brass ones.

On the other hand, this is Newt.
 
2011-12-27 11:56:52 AM
DarnoKonrad: Only in the GOP is an appeal to 'moderation' an 'attack.' "You sir are no extremist."

Bloody William: I'd like to see Newt Gingrich hit in the balls repeatedly with an orange in a tube sock.

Just saying.


Well... I see everything is taken care of here. I'm gonna go get some coffee
 
2011-12-27 11:57:18 AM
I don't know who to cheer for: the guy who strapped his cancer-stricken wife to the top of a station wagon, or the guy who put down his dog while his new puppy was yapping in the other room.
 
2011-12-27 11:57:59 AM
Mitt isn't a "Massachusetts Moderate", he's a "Michigan Windsock".
 
2011-12-27 11:58:18 AM
DarnoKonrad: Only in the GOP is an appeal to 'moderation' an 'attack.' "You sir are no extremist."

Also this
 
2011-12-27 11:58:31 AM
It's okay. Mitt will probably have some vicious attack ads running against himself from four years ago any day now anyway.
 
2011-12-27 11:58:37 AM
DarnoKonrad: Only in the GOP is an appeal to 'moderation' an 'attack.' "You sir are no extremist."

To an absolutist, every compromise is a betrayal.
 
2011-12-27 12:06:58 PM
Arkanaut: DarnoKonrad: Only in the GOP is an appeal to 'moderation' an 'attack.' "You sir are no extremist."

To an absolutist, every compromise is a betrayal.


I don't even think they're clinging to anything in particular. How can you be a nihilist apostate? Except the letter R I guess. Unlike the evil letter D, indicator of all wickedness and despair.
 
2011-12-27 12:08:13 PM
I long for a day when the Republicans, who view themselves as an embattled, marginalized minority, actually ARE an embattled, marginalized minority
 
2011-12-27 12:08:20 PM
Why is he even bothering at this point, doesn't not being on the ballot in VA pretty much shiatcan his chances?
 
2011-12-27 12:10:01 PM
No, the attack part was saying he was from Massachusetts

Even if its true, you just...you just don't say it
 
2011-12-27 12:10:24 PM
PonceAlyosha: How can you be a nihilist apostate?

Say what you will about the tenets of Reagan conservatism, at least it's an ethos.
 
2011-12-27 12:10:37 PM
Headso: Why is he even bothering at this point, doesn't not being on the ballot in VA pretty much shiatcan his chances?

His chances got shiatcanned 1) by being Newt Gingrich, 2) by the fact that his staff already quit. Even though they came back, you don't recover from that.
 
2011-12-27 12:11:23 PM
Headso: Why is he even bothering at this point, doesn't not being on the ballot in VA pretty much shiatcan his chances?

It's going to be kinda funny if after all this hype everyone drops out after Iowa. Because, yes, Mitt and RON are the only guys on the ballot in Virginia
 
2011-12-27 12:12:07 PM
If your ideas, policies or political arguments aren't strong enough to stand on their own two feet and convince by their own self-evident truth then you have nothing of value to offer and should be kept the hell away from government.
 
2011-12-27 12:12:09 PM
Bloody William: PonceAlyosha: How can you be a nihilist apostate?

Say what you will about the tenets of Reagan conservatism, at least it's an ethos.


What are you talking about Walter?
 
2011-12-27 12:13:42 PM
CNN.com has a funny piece on how Newt is lying about how his first divorce went down with court docs to show the actual story.

//Mitt does not need to hit Newt, he takes care of his own damage
 
2011-12-27 12:14:28 PM
skodabunny: If your ideas, policies or political arguments aren't strong enough to stand on their own two feet and convince by their own self-evident truth then you have nothing of value to offer and should be kept the hell away from government.

And there goes the entire Republican field.
 
2011-12-27 12:15:01 PM
So who is Newt going to blame when his campaign finally crashes and burns in early to mid January?

Place your bets now.
 
2011-12-27 12:16:25 PM
monoski: CNN.com has a funny piece on how Newt is lying about how his first divorce went down with court docs to show the actual story.

//Mitt does not need to hit Newt, he takes care of his own damage


Romney is a nonentity in this election. He won't get the nomination.
 
2011-12-27 12:19:56 PM
"You're reasonable" is considered an attack in the GOP. Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
 
2011-12-27 12:20:28 PM
fark off, Newt.
 
2011-12-27 12:21:48 PM
PonceAlyosha: Arkanaut: DarnoKonrad: Only in the GOP is an appeal to 'moderation' an 'attack.' "You sir are no extremist."

To an absolutist, every compromise is a betrayal.

I don't even think they're clinging to anything in particular. How can you be a nihilist apostate? Except the letter R I guess. Unlike the evil letter D, indicator of all wickedness and despair.


You can't spell "despair" without "D"!

/Oh wait...
 
2011-12-27 12:24:39 PM
Newt breaking a vow? What an unpredictable event! Next you're going to tell me he's racking up huge debts somewhere!
 
2011-12-27 12:28:25 PM
What I'm looking forward to is when the GOP pick one of these tards to run and the Fartbongo hate ads start getting bukkaked all over the place. Regardless of who gets the nomination, you lnow the derp dial is getting turned up to 11. It's going to be epic.
 
2011-12-27 12:28:39 PM
As a progressive, I find Romney's moderate background in a blue state appealing. He would make the kind of president Congressional progressives could work with to accomplish mutually beneficial legislative goals. He's demonstrated he's willing to work with progressives. I would be pleased if Romney won the nomination, because then there would be two sensible candidates running for president next year.

If the Republicans nominate some idiot like Gingrich or RON PAUL I'll just be furious. Nomination of either one would speak loudly and clearly to progressive America: "We are not interested in working with you or compromise. We are interested in having a far right ideologue as president just to stick it to the libs."

Obama is weaker than most people seem to think. Without his teleprompter, he's frankly not that good of a debater. And unless the economy picks up fast, he's going to have to run in a period of high unemployment. Not the best circumstances for an incumbent.
 
2011-12-27 12:28:41 PM
Sounds like Newt left the pos party. Hard to believe.
 
2011-12-27 12:30:08 PM
bugontherug: As a progressive, I find Romney's moderate background in a blue state appealing. He would make the kind of president Congressional progressives could work with to accomplish mutually beneficial legislative goals. He's demonstrated he's willing to work with progressives.

Why do you think he's the candidate the GOP has been trying hardest to marginalize, undermine, and keep from getting the nod? Next to Ron Paul, but those reasons are more obvious.
 
2011-12-27 12:32:11 PM
Bloody William: bugontherug: As a progressive, I find Romney's moderate background in a blue state appealing. He would make the kind of president Congressional progressives could work with to accomplish mutually beneficial legislative goals. He's demonstrated he's willing to work with progressives.

Why do you think he's the candidate the GOP has been trying hardest to marginalize, undermine, and keep from getting the nod? Next to Ron Paul, but those reasons are more obvious.


I see your point. I'm just saying from a neutral perspective, it would probably be better to elect someone willing to compromise than someone who will only dig into to appease the extreme right.
 
2011-12-27 12:37:13 PM
The nice thing about Newt Gingrich, even if it looks like he might have a chance to win elected office, he just opens his mouth and those chances go flanging out the window.
 
2011-12-27 12:38:13 PM
PonceAlyosha: monoski: CNN.com has a funny piece on how Newt is lying about how his first divorce went down with court docs to show the actual story.

//Mitt does not need to hit Newt, he takes care of his own damage

Romney is a nonentity in this election. He won't get the nomination.


I screen-printed that one just for fun.

//ps the article was about Newt and Romney taking the gloves off, hence my post. It was not related to who I think comes off the short bus first.
 
2011-12-27 12:38:48 PM
bugontherug: As a progressive, I find Romney's moderate background in a blue state appealing. He would make the kind of president Congressional progressives could work with to accomplish mutually beneficial legislative goals. He's demonstrated he's willing to work with progressives. I would be pleased if Romney won the nomination, because then there would be two sensible candidates running for president next year.

If the Republicans nominate some idiot like Gingrich or RON PAUL I'll just be furious. Nomination of either one would speak loudly and clearly to progressive America: "We are not interested in working with you or compromise. We are interested in having a far right ideologue as president just to stick it to the libs."

Obama is weaker than most people seem to think. Without his teleprompter, he's frankly not that good of a debater. And unless the economy picks up fast, he's going to have to run in a period of high unemployment. Not the best circumstances for an incumbent.


Not sure if serious...

Anywho, I think you forget just how much of a lap dog Romney is. He'll say and do anything to win your affections, even if it contradicts what he said not five minutes ago. I do not want a man like that in the highest office in the land.

Obama's home policy is admirable, but he (and his family) has been subject to a lot of bullshiat attempts of scandal from the far right. Birth certificates, race, religion, diet, habits, pets ...you name it and there has been an attempt to scandalize it. We'll not even begin to discuss an absolutely hostile Congress he has had to deal with.

All things considered, Obama has done a fine job. He's had to play it safe because his chance at a second term has always been up in the air. Expect a stronger Obama next term.
 
2011-12-27 12:39:10 PM
Arkanaut: You can't spell "despair" without "D"!

/Oh wait...


Heh, "despair" has a D on the left and an R on the right. That can't possibly be as poignant as it sounds.
 
2011-12-27 12:40:04 PM
bugontherug: Bloody William: bugontherug: As a progressive, I find Romney's moderate background in a blue state appealing. He would make the kind of president Congressional progressives could work with to accomplish mutually beneficial legislative goals. He's demonstrated he's willing to work with progressives.

Why do you think he's the candidate the GOP has been trying hardest to marginalize, undermine, and keep from getting the nod? Next to Ron Paul, but those reasons are more obvious.

I see your point. I'm just saying from a neutral perspective, it would probably be better to elect someone willing to compromise than someone who will only dig into to appease the extreme right.


And rommney wont do that? The only reason Obama has played it safe was because how vicious the GOP has been. Not because he's trying to appease everyone, although he did try to.

I'm voting for Obama because I hope he will put the balls to the wall and go all out.

That and the current GOP contenders are a joke.
 
2011-12-27 12:40:17 PM
bugontherug: Obama is weaker than most people seem to think. Without his teleprompter, he's frankly not that good of a debater. And unless the economy picks up fast, he's going to have to run in a period of high unemployment. Not the best circumstances for an incumbent.


So those debates he had in 2008 that helped him secure the nomination from Hilary don't count?
Or the ones afterwards that helped swing many states over to the Democrats for the first time in a long time after more then holding his own in the debates with McCain?

Not to mention that if you add all of the Republican candidates ground games together they still wouldn't outnumber the sheer force Obama has running his offices in districts around the country.
 
Bf+
2011-12-27 12:42:34 PM
crooksandliars.com
 
2011-12-27 12:42:35 PM
theorellior: The nice thing about Newt Gingrich, even if it looks like he might have a chance to win elected office, he just opens his mouth and those chances go flanging out the window.

I believe the term is "A Bull that brings his own China shop"
 
2011-12-27 12:45:49 PM
bugontherug: As a progressive, I find Romney's moderate background in a blue state appealing. He would make the kind of president Congressional progressives could work with to accomplish mutually beneficial legislative goals. He's demonstrated he's willing to work with progressives. I would be pleased if Romney won the nomination, because then there would be two sensible candidates running for president next year.

If the Republicans nominate some idiot like Gingrich or RON PAUL I'll just be furious. Nomination of either one would speak loudly and clearly to progressive America: "We are not interested in working with you or compromise. We are interested in having a far right ideologue as president just to stick it to the libs."

Obama is weaker than most people seem to think. Without his teleprompter, he's frankly not that good of a debater. And unless the economy picks up fast, he's going to have to run in a period of high unemployment. Not the best circumstances for an incumbent.


You had me going there for a bit.
 
2011-12-27 12:49:12 PM
bugontherug: As a progressive, I find Romney's moderate background in a blue state appealing. He would make the kind of president Congressional progressives could work with to accomplish mutually beneficial legislative goals. He's demonstrated he's willing to work with progressives. I would be pleased if Romney won the nomination, because then there would be two sensible candidates running for president next year.

If the Republicans nominate some idiot like Gingrich or RON PAUL I'll just be furious. Nomination of either one would speak loudly and clearly to progressive America: "We are not interested in working with you or compromise. We are interested in having a far right ideologue as president just to stick it to the libs."

Obama is weaker than most people seem to think. Without his teleprompter, he's frankly not that good of a debater. And unless the economy picks up fast, he's going to have to run in a period of high unemployment. Not the best circumstances for an incumbent.


Remember when he took on the GOP house caucus without a teleprompter?
http://www.whitehouse.gov/photos-and-video/video/president-obama-take s -questions-gop-house-issues-conference

You sound concerned.
 
2011-12-27 12:53:10 PM
Lou Brown: bugontherug: As a progressive, I find Romney's moderate background in a blue state appealing. He would make the kind of president Congressional progressives could work with to accomplish mutually beneficial legislative goals. He's demonstrated he's willing to work with progressives. I would be pleased if Romney won the nomination, because then there would be two sensible candidates running for president next year.

If the Republicans nominate some idiot like Gingrich or RON PAUL I'll just be furious. Nomination of either one would speak loudly and clearly to progressive America: "We are not interested in working with you or compromise. We are interested in having a far right ideologue as president just to stick it to the libs."

Obama is weaker than most people seem to think. Without his teleprompter, he's frankly not that good of a debater. And unless the economy picks up fast, he's going to have to run in a period of high unemployment. Not the best circumstances for an incumbent.

You had me going there for a bit.


It's amazing how many bites the teleprompter bit still gets
 
2011-12-27 12:55:07 PM
And he took a shot at President Obama, who in a recent CBS-TV "60 Minutes" interview said he would put his legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in his first two years against any other president except Lyndon Johnson, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln.

"He skipped past [Ronald] Reagan, who liberated Eastern Europe


Newt, with the Ph. D. in history, believes that the Soviet Union dissolved in 1982?
 
2011-12-27 01:18:31 PM
PonceAlyosha: monoski: CNN.com has a funny piece on how Newt is lying about how his first divorce went down with court docs to show the actual story.

//Mitt does not need to hit Newt, he takes care of his own damage

Romney is a nonentity in this election. He won't get the nomination.


I reckon it'll come down to the convention, or whatever they call it when the primary delegates nominate a candidate. My call is Romney will have a plurality and there will be some very messy negotiations with Newt, Ron Paul, Bachmann and Santorum. Romney will probably be the final candidate, but it'll be messy as hell.
 
2011-12-27 01:22:23 PM
Farking While Farking: PonceAlyosha: monoski: CNN.com has a funny piece on how Newt is lying about how his first divorce went down with court docs to show the actual story.

//Mitt does not need to hit Newt, he takes care of his own damage

Romney is a nonentity in this election. He won't get the nomination.

I reckon it'll come down to the convention, or whatever they call it when the primary delegates nominate a candidate. My call is Romney will have a plurality and there will be some very messy negotiations with Newt, Ron Paul, Bachmann and Santorum. Romney will probably be the final candidate, but it'll be messy as hell.


My question is which of those freaks will get the VP nod? Or will Romney pull a McCain and find someone spectacularly unqualified, but not among the current batch of retards, to be his running mate?
 
2011-12-27 01:24:16 PM
DarwiOdrade: Or will Romney pull a McCain and find someone spectacularly unqualified, but not among the current batch of retards, to be his running mate?

Someone unqualified like Mitt Romney?
 
2011-12-27 01:33:29 PM
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