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(Starpulse) Obvious Sinead O'Connor's fourth marriage barely lasts more than seven hours and fifteen days   (starpulse.com) divider line 60
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2011-12-27 09:35:30 AM
You know, that's really cool that she was able to say "Hey, you know, this isn't going to work and I want to see you happy."

Granted, that might be the PR sanitized version, but if it's true, then my opinion of her went up even more, and it was already pretty high.
 
2011-12-27 09:53:54 AM
Did she tear up a picture of him on live tv?
 
2011-12-27 09:56:18 AM
That is an ugly-ass tattoo.
 
2011-12-27 09:58:01 AM
It probably ended when she realized that he was an encephalitic.
 
2011-12-27 10:03:39 AM
+1 2 u, subby.
 
2011-12-27 10:04:57 AM
Stop the Insanity.
 
2011-12-27 10:05:16 AM
She's not a lesbo? News to me
 
2011-12-27 10:05:33 AM
18 days = 0.25 Kim Kardashian vows


We have a winner!
 
2011-12-27 10:08:20 AM
Maybe he didn't do "the difficult brown".

Tl;dr
 
2011-12-27 10:08:49 AM
The truth is probably something more like this,
"After getting married, he witheld anal."
 
2011-12-27 10:09:38 AM
This is the woman who put out a classified ad to get laid, and she rushed into a marriage?

You don't say...

At some point you have to take stock and realize that the one thing that your failed relationships all have in common is...you.
 
2011-12-27 10:12:05 AM
stephen74: You know, that's really cool that she was able to say "Hey, you know, this isn't going to work and I want to see you happy."

Granted, that might be the PR sanitized version, but if it's true, then my opinion of her went up even more, and it was already pretty high.


Came to say this. It actually seemed like a real situation that sucked for both of them and they decided to end it rather than drag it out, and not that they just sobered up. Of course most PR statements are so obviously transparent, taking 5 minutes to actually think of a good one would convince a lot of people that a situation might be different than it is, but if that isn't the case good on her.
 
2011-12-27 10:15:20 AM
Look. Sinaead's 15 minutes dried up in 1989. Who the farking fark gives a fark what she's been doing lately?
 
2011-12-27 10:16:16 AM
TV's Vinnie: Look. Sinaead's 15 minutes dried up in 1989. Who the farking fark gives a fark what she's been doing lately?

You
 
2011-12-27 10:19:25 AM
If she hadn't had all these personal issues, and torn up a picture of the pope, then she would be remembered more rightfully...as a talentless p.o.s.
 
2011-12-27 10:20:18 AM
TV's Vinnie: Look. Sinaead's 15 minutes leathery vagina dried up in 1989.
 
2011-12-27 10:26:59 AM
Calm Down You Spaz: She's not a lesbo? News to me

Nothing Compares 2 Pn15.
 
2011-12-27 10:31:00 AM
Relevant photo and slide show from the side:

cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-27 10:32:23 AM
more fapterial! Is it bad that I want to bone Stephanie Seymour like a pitbull in heat?

cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-27 10:46:26 AM
Priests can marry now? Interesting.
 
2011-12-27 10:54:06 AM
somebody please tell me that really is a tat of Blackbeard the Pirate on her chest.
'cause that, at least, would be cool.
 
2011-12-27 10:54:33 AM
Oh well! Back to begging for anal on the interwebz!
 
2011-12-27 10:58:15 AM
You know, I always thought those Las Vegas Little Wedding Chapel hook ups were forever. Sniff, it's the end of romance as we know it.
 
2011-12-27 10:58:37 AM
I love the fact that some poor intern at Starpulse felt the need to insert (sic) at every idiosyncrasy in spelling/language in her statement, when the website itself generally appears to have been copy-edited by a baboon on PCP.
 
2011-12-27 11:02:26 AM
elvisaintdead: somebody please tell me that really is a tat of Blackbeard the Pirate on her chest.
'cause that, at least, would be cool.


I think it's a Jesus tat.
 
2011-12-27 11:04:52 AM
MAYORBOB: You know, I always thought those Las Vegas Little Wedding Chapel hook ups were forever. Sniff, it's the end of romance as we know it.

Hell, even my drive-thru marriage lasted longer than that, and I can only barely remember it.


A DUI roadblock at the entrance to that place would save a lot of people a lot of woe.
 
2011-12-27 11:08:43 AM
rocky_howard: more fapterial! Is it bad that I want to bone Stephanie Seymour like a pitbull in heat?

[cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]

Link (new window)


Careful, at that age they snap.
 
2011-12-27 11:14:16 AM
Sinead is uber hot, fine body, fine face, nice uh.. head and a super sexy voice
 
2011-12-27 11:20:43 AM
What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!
 
2011-12-27 11:33:31 AM
Loucifer: What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!

More like 7 in the back pocket!!
 
2011-12-27 11:40:45 AM
Loucifer: What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!

Sine-Aid, Skinhead... whatever!
 
2011-12-27 11:57:19 AM
I don't know what a Aida Yespica is but MOTHER OF GOD...
 
2011-12-27 12:06:20 PM
I find it strange that such a popular musician would have a problem finding weed.
 
2011-12-27 12:07:53 PM
make me some tea: That is an ugly-ass tattoo woman.

FTFY
 
2011-12-27 12:08:09 PM
Sanctity of Marriage...FTW!
 
2011-12-27 12:19:00 PM
I prefer to remember her from this video and this video only:
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-27 12:19:02 PM
hubiestubert: This is the woman who put out a classified ad to get laid, and she rushed into a marriage?

You don't say...

At some point you have to take stock and realize that the one thing that your failed relationships all have in common is...you.


I assume she got her itch scratched then told him to bugger off. After all, itch scratching can only be done within the sanctity of marriage.

/Why are there no itch scratching threads?
//Ton of BIE / WIE threads
 
2011-12-27 12:24:52 PM
For her sake, I really do hope the chemo is working.
 
2011-12-27 12:28:20 PM
It's a shame really. After I understood why she did the whole pope photo thing I was behind her. She's just not very good at the whole publicity thing. Though she is (was?) capable of making good music.
Link (new window)
 
2011-12-27 12:39:40 PM
Nothing Compares to My Hangover

FTA, it sounds like her wedding trip in Vegas was batshiat crazy. She runs off and gets married to some dude, his family flips the fark out, she wants to go get some weed on their wedding night, the flipped out family flips out even more.

She needs to use this publicity to cut a new album and get a little dough while the iron's hot.
 
2011-12-27 12:49:13 PM
stephen74: You know, that's really cool that she was able to say "Hey, you know, this isn't going to work and I want to see you happy."

Uh, isn't this why you wait until you decide to become engaged?
 
2011-12-27 01:52:39 PM
This is the day love died.
 
2011-12-27 02:16:03 PM
I thought she was a Nun, then a lesbian.
 
2011-12-27 02:22:45 PM
I thought she was a Nun, then a lesbian.

Nah,she railed at the Pope in a 1992 concert.

But since she's tried everything else (including retiring), maybe she could do the convent thing next.
 
2011-12-27 02:33:47 PM
shower_in_my_socks: Nothing Compares to My Hangover

FTA, it sounds like her wedding trip in Vegas was batshiat crazy. She runs off and gets married to some dude, his family flips the fark out, she wants to go get some weed on their wedding night, the flipped out family flips out even more.

She needs to use this publicity to cut a new album and get a little dough while the iron's hot.


It should also be noted that she don't know no no shame, and feels no pain.
 
2011-12-27 02:51:20 PM
She should also shave her arms.
 
2011-12-27 02:52:27 PM
I thought she was a Nun, then a lesbian.


no that was that crazy nun who sang "Dominique" and then offed her self.
don't remember her name-Sister something
 
2011-12-27 02:58:34 PM
She wasn't even a nun, if I remember right. She was actually a priest. Offshoot Catholics are fun. Vatican City needs more upstarts to deal with.
 
2011-12-27 03:20:41 PM
But, thank goodness we're preventing the gays from destroying the sanctity of marriage, right?
 
2011-12-27 04:30:41 PM
I don't know who would make a penis more flaccid. Her or Chaz bono. My god she's like hard on repellent.
 
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