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(NYPost) Sad Six weeks after the Occupy Wall Street crowd was evicted, police still have barricades around Wall Street's famous charging bull statue. "I wanted to get a picture of me riding the bull, so it's really disappointing"   (nypost.com) divider line 91
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2011-12-27 09:46:40 AM
It's a holy monument.

the golden calf of Hebrew Legend all growed up.

slog.thestranger.com
 
2011-12-27 10:02:21 AM
I'm thinking more people take pictures of that bull from behind

People who have seen it or have dirty minds know what I'm talkin about
 
2011-12-27 10:02:30 AM
I'd melt that sucker down for the bronze.
 
2011-12-27 10:03:39 AM
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2011-12-27 10:07:58 AM
If I recall, correctly, Zuccoti Park is private property, donated to the city.

As such, the owners can do anything they want on their own land.
 
2011-12-27 10:12:37 AM
olddinosaur: If I recall, correctly, Zuccoti Park is private property, donated to the city.

As such, the owners can do anything they want on their own land.


Want a napkin to clearn all that slobber you have on your face after sucking that dick for so long?
 
2011-12-27 10:12:59 AM
olddinosaur: If I recall, correctly, Zuccoti Park is private property, donated to the city.

As such, the owners can do anything they want on their own land.


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2011-12-27 10:14:10 AM
bluelancer03: olddinosaur: If I recall, correctly, Zuccoti Park is private property, donated to the city.

As such, the owners can do anything they want on their own land.

quizzicaldog.jpg


oops, missed a bold.
 
2011-12-27 10:14:29 AM
It's all for your protection, citizen, now move along.

Didn't you hear me citizen, I said --move along--.

Land of the free my ass.
 
2011-12-27 10:15:41 AM
The Wall Street charging bull protected from the common people by police barriers should be a fitting metaphore for the corporativist totalitarian state which the US has become.
 
2011-12-27 10:15:48 AM
Can't have people redressing their grievances, now. Can we?
 
2011-12-27 10:17:04 AM
olddinosaur: If I recall, correctly, Zuccoti Park is private property, donated to the city.

As such, the owners can do anything they want on their own land.


The bull isn't in Zucotti Park.

On another note, isn't it absurd that a piece of "unsolicited art," which, when it first appeared, was taken away by the city and hidden in a warehouse for a year or two before finally being placed in its current location after a public outcry, is now being protected by the police? And isn't it funny that this statue, whose meaning is entirely open to interpretation - is it a Golden Calf-style monument to prosperity, wealth, and accumulation, or is it a satirical statement about the role of Wall Street in contemporary capitalism? (I read it as the latter, and thus as a symbolic attack against Wall Street) - is barricaded off and kept under police guard at significant expense to the city?

And also, someone needs to fight that bull (new window)
 
2011-12-27 10:17:10 AM
I find it telling that the cops will go through lengths to protect a token, a symbol of the one percent, from the 99%, but won't lift a finger to protect the 99% from the 1%.
 
2011-12-27 10:21:08 AM
This is some Biblical prophesy bullshiat going on right here. Don't these people know their Bible?
 
2011-12-27 10:28:00 AM
How can I vote for all of these posts as best smartest and most funny?

You have all earned my special votes.

Well done.
 
2011-12-27 10:29:21 AM
Aaron answered them, "Take off the gold earrings that your wives, your sons and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me." So all the people took off their earrings and brought them to Aaron. He took what they handed him and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a calf, fashioning it with a tool. Then they said, "These are your gods, Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt."

When Aaron saw this, he built an altar in front of the calf and announced, "Tomorrow there will be a festival to the LORD." So the next day the people rose early and sacrificed burnt offerings and presented fellowship offerings. Afterward they sat down to eat and drink and got up to indulge in revelry.

I am afraid the parties over.

Can we at least slaughter it and have some golden steaks?
 
2011-12-27 10:32:53 AM
On the 17th, I was tagging along with a crowd of ~30-40 OWSers walking around downtown Manhattan, trying to find a new place to occupy. They managed to find one place and circled up to talk about it. Within 15 minutes, two police vans, three cruisers, and a mobile command vehicle had arrived. (~25-30 cops) It was real cold and everyone, but the cops, was dancing to stay warm.

I wandered back to the PATH station through downtown Manhattan, passed a couple NYPD golf carts, a pack of mounted horses (with mountains of shiat in the street), nearly every intersection was blockaded with a cruiser on standby. Since I don't appear very counter-culture (when covered in winter clothes) I was able to walk right in front of the stock exchange and pass any barriers I wanted. I saw some protesters and gave them directions that bypassed all the barriers to save them some hassle. I walked by Zuccotti Park/Liberty Plaza, which was completely barricaded with checkpoints staffed by private security, a handful of cops milling around trying to stay warm.

This isn't really a CSB, but I wanted to illustrate what overkill it's all become.
 
2011-12-27 10:38:12 AM
Hot Rod Zoidberg: On the 17th, I was tagging along with a crowd of ~30-40 OWSers walking around downtown Manhattan, trying to find a new place to occupy. They managed to find one place and circled up to talk about it. Within 15 minutes, two police vans, three cruisers, and a mobile command vehicle had arrived. (~25-30 cops) It was real cold and everyone, but the cops, was dancing to stay warm.

I wandered back to the PATH station through downtown Manhattan, passed a couple NYPD golf carts, a pack of mounted horses (with mountains of shiat in the street), nearly every intersection was blockaded with a cruiser on standby. Since I don't appear very counter-culture (when covered in winter clothes) I was able to walk right in front of the stock exchange and pass any barriers I wanted. I saw some protesters and gave them directions that bypassed all the barriers to save them some hassle. I walked by Zuccotti Park/Liberty Plaza, which was completely barricaded with checkpoints staffed by private security, a handful of cops milling around trying to stay warm.

This isn't really a CSB, but I wanted to illustrate what overkill it's all become.


That is farking ridiculous.
 
2011-12-27 10:38:39 AM
GreatBunzinni: The Wall Street charging bull protected from the common people by police barriers should be a fitting metaphor for the corporativist totalitarian state which the US has become.

No. It really shouldn't be, which makes it all the more sad that it is.
 
2011-12-27 10:41:20 AM
Hot Rod Zoidberg:
This isn't really a CSB, but I wanted to illustrate what overkill it's all become.


The appropriate money went to the appropriate people and this is the appropriate response that money bought. Such is life.
 
2011-12-27 10:42:28 AM
tudorgurl: That is farking ridiculous.

whoa, bro, that is stone cold mean. I mean sure OWS wasn't accomplishing anything, but I'd hardly call pointlessly walking about in the cold "farking ridiculous."
 
2011-12-27 10:50:01 AM
That's because taking the barricades down is union work.
 
2011-12-27 10:52:18 AM
I used to walk past the bull every morning on my way to work, and on my way back.
No matter how early i came in, or how late i headed home, someone was rubbing that bulls balls, or rubbing the shaft, or sitting doggy style underneath and screaming like it was fully invaded by a metal bull dong.

If that's what moses saw, i can see why he might have gotten annoyed.
 
2011-12-27 10:54:06 AM
I remember seeing pictures of people pretending to fellate the bull statue's balls.
 
2011-12-27 10:55:41 AM
suffra: I used to walk past the bull every morning on my way to work, and on my way back.
No matter how early i came in, or how late i headed home, someone was rubbing that bulls balls, or rubbing the shaft, or sitting doggy style underneath and screaming like it was fully invaded by a metal bull dong.

If that's what moses saw, i can see why he might have gotten annoyed.


Now that you put it that way, perhaps a strong police presence is a good thing.
 
2011-12-27 10:57:48 AM
"I know they're mostly gone from the park, but I saw 10 of them here today," said a cop guarding the beast yesterday. "Our thinking is that they might come back and try something. We don't want anything to happen to the bull."

Funny how he failed to mention how much overtime pay those cops get for standing around 24x7.
 
2011-12-27 10:59:51 AM
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Obviously, the bull is still traumatized from the assault.

/Wall Street has done far worse
 
2011-12-27 11:01:54 AM
burn it. burn it all.
 
2011-12-27 11:03:14 AM
What's wrong with having an idol for the 1% to worship anyway?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-12-27 11:09:12 AM
Benchmark note to NYC:

When the Chinese start to complain through the UN, you've gone too far.
 
2011-12-27 11:10:13 AM
I find it totally hilarious. especially considering how the "Judeo-Christians" idolize this thing. they went and prayed at the damn thing laying hands on it.
How Ironic is that? The very symbol of us flipping the finger at the 1st commandment?

I guess it just goes to show who their one true God is.

Money
 
2011-12-27 11:10:27 AM
"Our thinking is that they might come back and try something. We don't want anything to happen to the bull."


I wonder how much real crime in NYC this lazy farks could be solving instead of guarding bull testicles.
 
2011-12-27 11:12:26 AM
What is this "Occupy Wall Street" they speak of?
 
2011-12-27 11:12:33 AM
KrispyKritter

burn it. burn it all.

this
 
2011-12-27 11:13:35 AM
HAHAHAHAHA..... These idiots thought that the cops where their for them. The Cops don't give a crap about you Wall Street people, they don't give a crap about tourism, or peoples livelyhood, or safety, or legality or any of the other excuses they use to behave the way they do. It's really really funny to me to have the same people that complained about the protesters and lauded the way the police behaved are now being treated the same way by the police. HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2011-12-27 11:17:56 AM
misanthropologist: And isn't it funny that this statue, whose meaning is entirely open to interpretation - is it a Golden Calf-style monument to prosperity, wealth, and accumulation, or is it a satirical statement about the role of Wall Street in contemporary capitalism?

They should have two animals: A bull and a bear. And they should swap them intermittently.

They bring out the bull when it's a boom economy, and they bring out the bear during a recession.

Right now, the bear should be out there, hanging from a noose.
 
2011-12-27 11:18:05 AM
laurens: KrispyKritter

burn it. burn it all.

this


it's what Moses would do.
 
2011-12-27 11:19:39 AM
This one's still available to ride.
fvdvideo.com
/not the bull, though, Gilley's closed down
 
2011-12-27 11:20:21 AM
Hot Rod Zoidberg: On the 17th, I was tagging along with a crowd of ~30-40 OWSers walking around downtown Manhattan, trying to find a new place to occupy. They managed to find one place and circled up to talk about it. Within 15 minutes, two police vans, three cruisers, and a mobile command vehicle had arrived. (~25-30 cops) It was real cold and everyone, but the cops, was dancing to stay warm.

I wandered back to the PATH station through downtown Manhattan, passed a couple NYPD golf carts, a pack of mounted horses (with mountains of shiat in the street), nearly every intersection was blockaded with a cruiser on standby. Since I don't appear very counter-culture (when covered in winter clothes) I was able to walk right in front of the stock exchange and pass any barriers I wanted. I saw some protesters and gave them directions that bypassed all the barriers to save them some hassle. I walked by Zuccotti Park/Liberty Plaza, which was completely barricaded with checkpoints staffed by private security, a handful of cops milling around trying to stay warm.

This isn't really a CSB, but I wanted to illustrate what overkill it's all become.


I think it shows just how farking scared Bloomberg is of the entire OWS/99% phenomenon.

The Mayor of New York City is one of the richest people on the planet (Net worth ~$19 billion, 12th richest person in the USA, 30th richest person in the world), and he's the one who calls the shots for the NYPD.

OWS is his (and his uber-rich buddies) worst nightmare, a populist uprising against the super-rich calling for an end to a heavily de-regulated financial sector, increased accountability for corporations and the wealthy, raising taxes on the rich, measures against letting money outright buy elections . . .it would be like a direct assault on a Multi-Billionaire Politician.

I'm sure pressure is on from the Mayor's office (and who knows how many Wall Street firms that are good buddies with Mr. Bloomberg).

Remember, we'll support the rights of people to protest and have uprisings in third-world countries, but if that happens here they break out the riot gear and pepper spray and go on FOX News to say it's because of evil socialists that want to bring anarchy or Soviet-style communism to the USA
 
2011-12-27 11:25:12 AM
KrispyKritter: burn it. burn it all.

www.wearysloth.com

Agrees.
 
2011-12-27 11:30:44 AM
Well, of course.

We know who the police are to protect and serve
 
2011-12-27 11:33:04 AM
olddinosaur: If I recall, correctly, Zuccoti Park is private property, donated to the city.

As such, the owners can do anything they want on their own land.


Not it isn't. It was part of a exchange with the city so the owners could get zoning exceptions. As such the owners are legally limited in what they can do with their park property. Which is why the protesters picked it, giant legal clusterfark to evict them.
 
2011-12-27 11:34:32 AM
Can tourists still pet the testicles of the golden bull farting broccoli statue?



maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com
 
2011-12-27 11:42:14 AM
You lefties thought Bloomberg and Obama were there for you.
 
2011-12-27 11:42:58 AM
I've touched that bull's balls before.
 
2011-12-27 11:43:18 AM
cenobyte40k: cops where their for them

hmmmm

"smart" ?

nope

"funny"

in a sad kinda way

cenobyte40k: It's really really funny to me

can you spell sociopath ?

// I knew you could
 
2011-12-27 11:44:39 AM
Nemo's Brother: You lefties thought Bloomberg and Obama were there for you.

"we" did ?
news to me
 
2011-12-27 11:47:47 AM
Nemo's Brother: You lefties thought Bloomberg and Obama were there for you.

this lefty never thought that... bloomberg? seriously?
 
2011-12-27 11:51:32 AM
I hate to break it to you OWS people, but camping in a park isn't going to influence policy one bit.

The only way Bloomberg is scared of OWS is him being scared that his police may get too rough making him look bad. OWS is the most ineffective large protest movement that I can remember.

But, by all means, continue believing that you're changing things. Let me know when you get people elected who reflect your views and will implement policies that you are in favor of.
 
2011-12-27 11:52:11 AM
Hot Rod Zoidberg: On the 17th, I was tagging along with a crowd of ~30-40 OWSers walking around downtown Manhattan, trying to find a new place to occupy. They managed to find one place and circled up to talk about it. Within 15 minutes, two police vans, three cruisers, and a mobile command vehicle had arrived. (~25-30 cops) It was real cold and everyone, but the cops, was dancing to stay warm.

I wandered back to the PATH station through downtown Manhattan, passed a couple NYPD golf carts, a pack of mounted horses (with mountains of shiat in the street), nearly every intersection was blockaded with a cruiser on standby. Since I don't appear very counter-culture (when covered in winter clothes) I was able to walk right in front of the stock exchange and pass any barriers I wanted. I saw some protesters and gave them directions that bypassed all the barriers to save them some hassle. I walked by Zuccotti Park/Liberty Plaza, which was completely barricaded with checkpoints staffed by private security, a handful of cops milling around trying to stay warm.

This isn't really a CSB, but I wanted to illustrate what overkill it's all become.


It's an example.

If "We the people" step out of line, that is the result. They will move a small army into your town/city and evict and peaceful protest by force. They will harass the "undesirables" and not care one whit about decency. They are there to make you and I afraid. They are very effective at it, aren't they?

This is what a Corporatocracy looks like. The elites cannot see the downside, as to them, things are finally picking back up... they are making profit again! The economy is getting rolling and their back accounts are fattening, so where is the harm?! Some useless, scumbag idiot hippies who don't know how good they have it get a little roughed up... who cares? Those unproductive people who were "living on the dole" now have to just suffer through it... survival of the fittest, right?

The elites aren't made to obey the laws of the rest of us. They are not held to ANY moral standard, nor do they care about our lives, save if they can make more profit from them. What we live in IS a Corporatocracy. To argue against that, at this point, is out and out foolish. There is no effort made to hide it, and examples like this will start to be used more and more. This is just the beginning of the application of the shift in policy, a shift that has been occurring for longer than most of us have been alive. This shift has so much momentum and money behind it that we aren't likely to ever stop it... the BEST we can hope for is to retreat into communities of like minded people and attempt to weather the storm as best we are able to do. The best way to fight against this monster is to starve it as best we are able to do so.

This will not be accomplished via voting, but through changes to how we live and interact with the system. Every step towards independence from corporations (usually via localization) is a good step. Coal corporations can argue against solar technology all they want, but if everyone quit waiting for the tech to "get better" and just put up some solar panels (with all the loans and tax breaks, they pay for themselves in about 4 years) we'd drive those greedy, poluting bastards back into their proper place in the matter of a decade.

A lot of things could be accomplished via these simple steps, but we choose not to. We CHOOSE to give over our independence for convince.We would rather be less free and more comfortable, even if that means that our comfort could be ripped away at a moments notice, and we couldn't do a damn thing about it.... that's not a good place to be, nationally.
 
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