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(AZCentral) Amusing If you think it's funny to hide outside your roommate's bathroom and make barking sounds as she comes out, then you better also be laughing when she kicks you repeatedly in the face   (azcentral.com) divider line 27
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2011-12-27 12:55:12 PM
In the other case, a man let a strange woman and her young daughter into his home to use his bathroom. But the mother refused to leave and he had to call police.

Perhaps he should have tried barking at her.
 
2011-12-27 01:01:53 PM
Kevin?
 
2011-12-27 01:02:36 PM
Beeners.. they'll kick you in tha face..
 
2011-12-27 01:06:58 PM
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2011-12-27 01:07:11 PM
Okay, 1 kick i can understand. but the 2nd 3rd & nth kick were uncalled for.
 
2011-12-27 01:09:26 PM
Why in the hell would she kick what she thought was a dog?
 
2011-12-27 01:10:50 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-27 01:12:05 PM
author1701: Why in the hell would she kick what she thought was a dog?

author1701: Why in the hell would she kick what she thought was a dog?

For the Evulz (new window)
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2011-12-27 01:14:27 PM
FTFA: a 26-year-old man played a prank on his 40-year-old roommate

I just wanted to point that out.
 
2011-12-27 01:15:06 PM
In the other case, a man let a strange woman and her young daughter into his home to use his bathroom. But the mother refused to leave and he had to call police.

Hey...free woman and baby
 
2011-12-27 01:15:25 PM
Was she nekkid when she kicked him? Cause that usually costs me an extra five bucks. Getting called "Bad dog! Bad Dog!" yet another five.
 
2011-12-27 01:17:51 PM
Why had he better also be laughing? That makes perfect sense. You'd better be laughing, mister!
 
2011-12-27 01:18:18 PM
First thing I thought of, BobNesta!
 
2011-12-27 01:18:50 PM
MoronLessOff: FTFA: a 26-year-old man played a prank on his 40-year-old roommate

I just wanted to point that out.


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He's not really 26.
 
2011-12-27 01:19:32 PM
Mega Steve: In the other case, a man let a strange woman and her young daughter into his home to use his bathroom. But the mother refused to leave and he had to call police.

Hey...free woman and baby


FTFA: Officers say the 32-year-old woman was drunk. She also had a warrant for shoplifting. She was arrested, ...

Cheap maybe, but not free.
 
2011-12-27 01:23:18 PM
40 shacking up with 26? The barking is probably a mating call.
 
2011-12-27 01:33:48 PM
FTFA:In the other case, a man let a strange woman and her young daughter into his home to use his bathroom.

I like where this is going. Dear Penthouse...

Officers say the 32-year-old woman

uh-oh

was drunk. She also had a warrant for shoplifting. She was arrested, and Juvenile Crisis Intervention was called to find a place for her daughter, who is nearly 2.

Aw dammit
 
2011-12-27 01:44:50 PM
All people who purposely startle others by hiding around a corner or sneaking up behind behind and yelling should be repeatedly kicked or punched in the face. Anyone doing it to me get's fair warning the first and last time they enjoy that evil achievement. That's the most annoying prank ever.
 
2011-12-27 02:34:57 PM
Idiot! Doesn't he know that you sneak up to the door quietly and then slam the palms of your hands against it and run away. Scares the shiat out of them (unless it's already out of them) and you aren't right near the door when they emerge so they can't kick you straight in the face.

/Though they might beat your ass afterwards though
 
2011-12-27 03:05:45 PM
The sound of one hand clapping: Idiot! Doesn't he know that you sneak up to the door quietly and then slam the palms of your hands against it and run away. Scares the shiat out of them (unless it's already out of them) and you aren't right near the door when they emerge so they can't kick you straight in the face.

/Though they might beat your ass afterwards though


No, you fill an office envelope with shaving cream, slide the open end under the door and stomp on it.
 
2011-12-27 03:19:43 PM
ununcle: All people who purposely startle others by hiding around a corner or sneaking up behind behind and yelling should be repeatedly kicked or punched in the face. Anyone doing it to me get's fair warning the first and last time they enjoy that evil achievement. That's the most annoying prank ever.

Yeah. that's a rational response. You sound like a lot a fun.
 
2011-12-27 03:43:37 PM
That coward David Lopan: ununcle: All people who purposely startle others by hiding around a corner or sneaking up behind behind and yelling should be repeatedly kicked or punched in the face. Anyone doing it to me get's fair warning the first and last time they enjoy that evil achievement. That's the most annoying prank ever.

Yeah. that's a rational response. You sound like a lot a fun.


If you worked in construction with a crew that had people who tried to do it daily you'd soon tire of the fun. See there's plenty of closets to hide in and corners to hide around in big empty houses. I don't want to be a party pooper, but I simply don't need the aggravation every day of having to peek around a corner of check the closet to avoid spilling paint on a new hardwood floor.
Seeing someone jump is funny in like a seeing someone slip and fall on the ice kinda way. Once you know the person is OK, you laugh your ass off because it's somehow hilarious seeing a person with arms flailing about only to succumb to gravity. Just like it's funny seeing someone jump when they get the shiat scarred out of them. Even though it's funny, you don't run around pushing people down on the ice. It's just rude. It's only funny when it's an accident and no damage is done. When it's premeditated it just makes you an arsehole. It's not fun it's annoying,, in a Biff banging on Mcflyes head kinda way.
 
2011-12-27 04:15:05 PM
Very little of that ass-kicking had to do with being "pranked".
 
2011-12-27 05:13:37 PM
MoronLessOff: No, you fill an office envelope with shaving cream, slide the open end under the door and stomp on it.

No no, baby powder.
 
2011-12-27 05:15:16 PM
EatHam: MoronLessOff: No, you fill an office envelope with shaving cream, slide the open end under the door and stomp on it.

No no, baby powder.


Nice. I know what I'm doing on 4/1.
 
2011-12-27 06:23:36 PM
MoronLessOff: EatHam: MoronLessOff: No, you fill an office envelope with shaving cream, slide the open end under the door and stomp on it.

No no, baby powder.

Nice. I know what I'm doing on 4/1.


Fill up her blow dryer with it and leave it on the counter. Be prepared to run like hell and spend at least a week at a friends house.
 
2011-12-28 10:13:21 AM
ArmyWarVet: MoronLessOff: EatHam: MoronLessOff: No, you fill an office envelope with shaving cream, slide the open end under the door and stomp on it.

No no, baby powder.

Nice. I know what I'm doing on 4/1.

Fill up her blow dryer with it and leave it on the counter. Be prepared to run like hell and spend at least a week at a friends house.


That's awful, and worth considering. This is now a bathroom prank thread!
 
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