This rumor was started by a guy named Al Paca.

Was that site supposed to be getting something across to me other than it's layout is for shiat?

This site can join the Examiner and a couple other websites that I don't click.

OK, this tweet made me LOL:

if kris humphries got an alpaca pregnant and that alpaca had a miscarriage you'll get taylor lautner

Taylor Lautner may not be out, but watch him do an interview and then tell me he's not gay. Girlfriend opens her mouth and ten feet of chiffon spills out.

/Mary
//please

I'd fark his mouth.

Lsherm: OK, this tweet made me LOL:

if kris humphries got an alpaca pregnant and that alpaca had a miscarriage you'll get taylor lautner

That's pretty funny. If it was from Taylor Lautner's tweet that would have probably been the best tweet ever.

PonceAlyosha: I'd fark his mouth.

This!

Why does anybody give a f*ck about this dude? There are other movie stars with great abs that can actually ACT (ie, Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper) and don't have a facial expression that says, "I like hay!"

Once Twilight ends and the movie roles dry up, he'll come out of the closet and then fade away into obscurity and the occasional VH1 reality show.

FuryOfFirestorm: Why does anybody give a f*ck about this dude? There are other movie stars with great abs that can actually ACT (ie, Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper) and don't have a facial expression that says, "I like hay!"

Once Twilight ends and the movie roles dry up, he'll come out of the closet and then fade away into obscurity and the occasional VH1 reality show.

Probably because muscles and when he opens his mouth he sounds like a big ol girl.

BorgiaGinz: Taylor Lautner may not be out, but watch him do an interview and then tell me he's not gay. Girlfriend opens her mouth and ten feet of chiffon spills out.


That's gotta be hard on his gag reflex.

/I keed
//don't give two farks about who he farks
///queer girl here... don't want to fark him anyway

That is one ugly dude

What was really funny was the celebrities so eager to congratulate him for his courage they didn't even read the articles they were linking to, which clearly said the cover was a fake.

Mugato: Who?

*looks it up*

Oh the werewolf kid. Eh, his being gay is probably just a rumor started by teenage boys who are pissed that their girlfriends are thinking of him whilst being finger banged. I used to start the same rumors about Mickey Rooney when he was a teen idol and my girl was hot for him.

Not a werewolf.

Lionel Mandrake: Who?

Normally these jokes are stupid since its obvious who the person is but this is the first time I had to google to find out who he is and its shocks me that any of the twilight cast is straight.

Meh, the real question is whether we have seen the end of stephanie meyer or will she continue writing lame stories.

He isn't, but his boyfriend is!

Mugato: Who?

*looks it up*

Oh the werewolf kid. Eh, his being gay is probably just a rumor started by teenage boys who are pissed that their girlfriends are thinking of him whilst being finger banged. I used to start the same rumors about Mickey Rooney when he was a teen idol and my girl was hot for him.

I've had you fav'd for some time (for something funny probably) and thought maybe you were mid 30's-40's. just an observation. carry on. (does not discriminate based on age)

Mugato: Oh the werewolf kid. Eh, his being gay is probably just a rumor started by teenage boys who are pissed that their girlfriends are thinking of him whilst being finger banged. I used to start the same rumors about Mickey Rooney when he was a teen idol and my girl was hot for him.

I think it's more likely started by teenage boys who are pissed that they're thinking about Taylor Lautner whilst finger-banging girls.

maybe he just hasn't been anally penetrated by the right guy yet

I have no real evidence to back up my claim but that dude is as fruity as they come.

Transpogue: That's gotta be hard on his gag reflex.

I suspect that Taylor overcame his gag reflex a long time ago.

The fact that I don't know who this is tells me I'm not gay.

Queer looking guy - they're forgiven for the mistake.

steamingpile: Normally these jokes are stupid since its obvious who the person is but this is the first time I had to google to find out who he is and its shocks me that any of the twilight cast is straight.

They're not.

Oh the guy from Shak boy and Lava girl. He's all grown up now.

Mugato: Ooba Tooba: Mugato: Who?

*looks it up*

Oh the werewolf kid. Eh, his being gay is probably just a rumor started by teenage boys who are pissed that their girlfriends are thinking of him whilst being finger banged. I used to start the same rumors about Mickey Rooney when he was a teen idol and my girl was hot for him.

I've had you fav'd for some time (for something funny probably) and thought maybe you were mid 30's-40's. just an observation. carry on. (does not discriminate based on age)

I was being whimsical. I'm 34.

Do I sound like I'm in my 40's. Oh dear.

No, you don't sound "old", that's why i felt compelled to post. I'm 39. Carry on whippersnapper:)