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Talentless slag still chewing on bones of famous husband. Yeah, that one, you know who it is
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cfroelic
2011-12-27 09:53:27 AM
I was thinking Courtney Love.
DarkPascual
2011-12-27 09:54:17 AM
Courtney Love?
(click the link)
Oh... close enough?
hillbillypharmacist
2011-12-27 09:55:31 AM
Damn, I came in here to guess Courtney Love, too.
LewDux
2011-12-27 09:55:42 AM
Elizabeth Taylor?
CravenMorehead
2011-12-27 09:55:57 AM
Yay, I guessed Yoko Ono. Does that mean I get a "Smart" tag? Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please.
rocky_howard
2011-12-27 09:55:59 AM
Courtney Lo...dammit! >_
GetaLife
2011-12-27 09:56:23 AM
Why asinine? She was a successful artist in her own right before they even met.
/trolled?
//was thinking courtney too
///slashy from the past
Brother_Mouzone
2011-12-27 09:56:46 AM
add me to the Courtney Love train.
James!
2011-12-27 09:57:04 AM
Somebody's got a huge bag of hate for Christmas.
rocky_howard
2011-12-27 09:57:10 AM
CravenMorehead
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Yay, I guessed Yoko Ono. Does that mean I get a "Smart" tag? Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please.
Drew should fill the entire bar with buttons and put some negative ones too.
"Dumbass" "Idiotic" "Nonsense" "Child Porn".
GibbyTheMole
2011-12-27 09:58:10 AM
I don't know as I'd go so far as to say she's talentless. Though if she does have a talent, singing sure as Hell isn't it.
Persnickety
2011-12-27 09:58:26 AM
Come on subby. I wouldn't say Kris Humphries is all that famous...
*clicks link*
never mind
LewDux
2011-12-27 10:02:19 AM
GetaLife
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Why asinine? She was a successful artist in her own right before they even met.
/trolled?
//was thinking courtney too
///slashy from the past
No.
He couldn't sing "yeah yeah yeah" properly if her life depended on it. She also ruined The Beatles
JNowe
2011-12-27 10:03:43 AM
Brother_Mouzone
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add me to the Courtney Love train.
I thought it was Courtney Love too, but I'll pass on the train.
AppleOptionEsc
2011-12-27 10:05:11 AM
LewDux
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She also ruined The Beatles
If a band/artist caved to outside influences, sounds like the band might have sucked anyway.
Calm Down You Spaz
2011-12-27 10:07:17 AM
Ahh yes, the original.
rocky_howard
2011-12-27 10:07:32 AM
If there was ever a personitication of "self-important" that person is Yoko Ono.
Although Kanye West is making inroads towards the title.
GetaLife
2011-12-27 10:08:16 AM
LewDux
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GetaLife: Why asinine? She was a successful artist in her own right before they even met.
/trolled?
//was thinking courtney too
///slashy from the past
No. He couldn't sing "yeah yeah yeah" properly if her life depended on it. She also ruined The Beatles
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Keep them posts a trollin'
Manute Bol
2011-12-27 10:08:21 AM
AppleOptionEsc
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LewDux: She also ruined The Beatles
If a band/artist caved to outside influences, sounds like the band might have sucked anyway.
to be fair, she did have an enchanted vagina which John was unwilling to share with the lads.
Apos
2011-12-27 10:10:29 AM
LewDux
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Elizabeth Taylor?
Posthumously?
airsupport
2011-12-27 10:11:29 AM
Shrill, pretentious, devoid of talent;
This is her art.
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LarryDan43
2011-12-27 10:11:41 AM
AppleOptionEsc
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LewDux: She also ruined The Beatles
If a band/artist caved to outside influences, sounds like the band might have sucked anyway.
So this is Christmas and what have you done? VS Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.
They were already heading for a breakup.
James!
2011-12-27 10:15:04 AM
If she actually was chewing on the bones of her dead husband that would be pretty metal.
TV's Vinnie
2011-12-27 10:16:55 AM
Well DAYMN I was right the first time! I'm gonna set up a Psychic Phone Line and make some money with this X-Power!
mongbiohazard
2011-12-27 10:17:21 AM
cfroelic
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I was thinking Courtney Love.
I think most of us who are younger than 50 were thinking Courtney Love. Courtney Love is the Yoko Ono for people who are younger than our grandparents.
TV's Vinnie
2011-12-27 10:18:08 AM
DarkPascual
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Courtney Love?
(click the link)
Oh... close enough?
It's hard to beat the Queen.
noit
2011-12-27 10:18:13 AM
As if it's somehow her fault people wont stop talking about her. Is she supposed to say, "Everyone go away because my late husband sold more records than me."
LonMead
2011-12-27 10:21:02 AM
If there is someone you can live without, then do so.
(new window)
just some appropriate thread music.
LonMead
2011-12-27 10:23:20 AM
noit
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As if it's somehow her fault people wont stop talking about her. Is she supposed to say, "Everyone go away because my late husband sold more records than me."
It'd be a start.
rocky_howard
2011-12-27 10:25:40 AM
noit
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As if it's somehow her fault people wont stop talking about her. Is she supposed to say, "Everyone go away because my late husband sold more records than me."
She loves the attention and more often than not seeks it.
carmody
2011-12-27 10:27:00 AM
I thought it would be Courtney Love, too.
I adore Yoko Ono.
cefm
2011-12-27 10:32:37 AM
Yoko and Courtney are cut from the same cloth. Not the musical talent part (Courtney has some). But the Deification of their ex-husbands in outright denial of the fact that they were part of a group of similarly talented and motivated musicians.
Apos
2011-12-27 10:38:59 AM
airsupport
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Shrill, pretentious, devoid of talent;
This is her art.
(new window)
No kidding. I was totally unprepared for that skin-crawling shriek.
rocky_howard
2011-12-27 10:53:50 AM
airsupport
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Shrill, pretentious, devoid of talent;
This is her art.
(new window)
That's what I'm talking about. What the fark is that crap?
And the idiots clapping afterwards? Jeez, enables much? just give her the cold shoulder as you would if she wasn't Mrs Lennon.
gravity-always-wins
2011-12-27 10:54:23 AM
I first read this headline as "taintless..." Carry on
offacue
2011-12-27 11:11:07 AM
Brother_Mouzone
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add me to the Courtney Love train.
Eww. You may want to rephrase that.
Arkanaut
2011-12-27 11:24:29 AM
Persnickety
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Come on subby. I wouldn't say Kris Humphries is all that famous...
*clicks link*
never mind
Hey, he had a double-double last night. Pretty good way to come back from a breakup.
SundaesChild
2011-12-27 11:32:50 AM
I too was expecting Courtney Love. Say what you will about Yoko, but she was a pretty well respected artist in the avant garde circles before she hooked up with John Lennon.
LewDux
2011-12-27 11:34:38 AM
offacue
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Brother_Mouzone: add me to the Courtney Love train.
Eww. You may want to rephrase that.
It's Freudian slit that proves my theory that people are angry at KL/YO for vag-blocking them
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slit
slut
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slut
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grinding_journalist
2011-12-27 11:45:39 AM
Can anyone find me an article about Yoko Ono that doesn't mention John Lennon in the first three sentences? Barring that, the first paragraph?
stevioso
2011-12-27 11:48:39 AM
I also instantly thought it was going to be Courtney Love.
SecretAgentWoman
2011-12-27 11:57:02 AM
CravenMorehead
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Yay, I guessed Yoko Ono. Does that mean I get a "Smart" tag? Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please.
No.
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2011-12-27 11:58:48 AM
Why are there complaints about people like Yoko Ono, Courtney Love and Joe Jackson making money off of their dead relatives but you never hear about the relatives of Elvis Presley doing the same?
darkvstar
2011-12-27 12:01:08 PM
I get the "smart" button. It's to replace the "this" posts.
But the "funny" button??? Is that for the "brahahahaha" posts?
I would like to see a "Troll" button and maybe a "Dick" button, instead. That would replace my "you, sir, are the biggest arsehole on the planet and if you were in the same room i'd stab you in the heart" posts
Ed Grubermann
2011-12-27 12:08:45 PM
SundaesChild
2011-12-27 12:11:53 PM
darkvstar
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I get the "smart" button. It's to replace the "this" posts.
But the "funny" button??? Is that for the "brahahahaha" posts?
I would like to see a "Troll" button and maybe a "Dick" button, instead. That would replace my "you, sir, are the biggest arsehole on the planet and if you were in the same room i'd stab you in the heart" posts
I thought about that, but threads would devolve into trolls falling
all over each other trying to get the highest number of votes and the level of discourse around here would be even worse than it usually is. That sort of thing should be discouraged, not rewarded.
Apos
2011-12-27 12:15:40 PM
rocky_howard
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noit: As if it's somehow her fault people wont stop talking about her. Is she supposed to say, "Everyone go away because my late husband sold more records than me."
She loves the attention and more often than not seeks it.
A trait all "performance artists" share,regardless of their talent level.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2011-12-27 12:58:01 PM
Constanze Mozart?
Yoko Ono, well that was unexpected.
rocky_howard
2011-12-27 01:25:29 PM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
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Why are there complaints about people like Yoko Ono, Courtney Love and Joe Jackson making money off of their dead relatives but you never
hear
about the relatives of Elvis Presley doing the same?
That's they keyword here. OF COURSE the Elvis relatives are making bank and bank and bank and bank and bank.
But save for Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley, I've never heard of anyone related to the King, and I've heard about these two because the first married Michael Jackson and the second was in the Naked Gun movies, never whoring themselves talking about their dad/ex-hubbie.
It's not the "making money" part that bugs people but the
attention whore
and
riding coattails to fame
parts.
Pyro Messiah
2011-12-27 01:26:16 PM
airsupport
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Shrill, pretentious, devoid of talent;
This is her art.
(new window)
Why did I click that link? I'm angry now.
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