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(Topsail Voice) Dumbass Officer Quagmire's investigation into a "suspicious person in the area" leads him to a second floor balcony to check on a seventeen year old girl in her underwear   (carteretnewstimes.com) divider line 84
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2011-12-27 09:49:20 AM
"The officer was terminated without pay pending investigation,"

He would have been better off shooting her.
 
2011-12-27 10:02:08 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 10:06:08 AM
To properly understand this story we need to know, was Pretty's daughter pretty? Standing there in her bra and panties, still damp from the shower, towel on the floor around her ankles. Staring at her reflection in the patio door not realizing that outside the door Casey was looking in at her longing to come inside, take that towel and, ...

OK, I'm done.
 
2011-12-27 10:56:05 AM
That's some fine police work there, Lou

/mighty fine
//TTIUWP
 
2011-12-27 11:04:01 AM
Terminated without pay? See, that's where he made his mistake. If he had shot a minority he would have gotten suspension with pay. Dumbass.
 
2011-12-27 11:04:21 AM
belushi.com
 
2011-12-27 11:08:08 AM
Two Caseys, a Pretty and" Fillingher"

Are we sure this isn't some kind of badly written Onion article?
 
2011-12-27 12:43:13 PM
According to reports, the Prettys are pressing charges for trespassing and secret peeping.

As opposed to "non-secret peeping"
Peeping means you are doing it in secret!
 
2011-12-27 01:08:25 PM
this thread is worthless without pics of 17yo in bra and panties.

/we need them for science. really.
 
2011-12-27 01:30:07 PM
Pretty's daughter said that she had been in a towel, had changed into her bra and panties and was putting on make-up and blow-drying her hair when the incident occurred.

So he was on the balcony for an hour?
 
2011-12-27 01:30:44 PM
Cops are creepy, who knew?
 
2011-12-27 01:33:25 PM
Oh, dear me, a rogue cop.

Surprise!
 
2011-12-27 01:35:24 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm

Approves
 
2011-12-27 01:36:09 PM
namatad:

this thread is worthless without pics of 17yo in bra and panties.

/we need them for science. really.


This. Except that to spare Drew a headache she should be actually a very young-looking but obviously legal 18 year old instead. (Not 17 years and 364 days either, you perverts.)
 
2011-12-27 01:36:21 PM
Walker: According to reports, the Prettys are pressing charges for trespassing and secret peeping.

As opposed to "non-secret peeping"
Peeping means you are doing it in secret!


So "non-secret peeping" is okay?
 
2011-12-27 01:36:54 PM
So what they are saying he should of grabbed a lawn chair, case of beer and some string beads to make it perfectly fine.

/oh... was she hot
 
2011-12-27 01:38:02 PM
GAT_00: Sybarite: "The officer was terminated without pay pending investigation,"

He would have been better off shooting her.

Mugato: Terminated without pay? See, that's where he made his mistake. If he had shot a minority he would have gotten suspension with pay. Dumbass.

These are funny without being funny, yet absolutely true.


I'm actually shocked that the officer was terminated without pay, as I can distinctly remember a case where two officers got paid vacation for raping a woman. Maybe the Prettys have connections and were the wrong family to creep on?
 
2011-12-27 01:38:40 PM
I found the mother's Facebook page. For those of you interested in what the daughter looks like, look at the mother's photos. I won't link to the photo because I don't feel like getting a bannination for New Year's. Link to mother's Facebook (new window)
 
2011-12-27 01:39:16 PM
MMM 17-year old girls in their underwear...

I have the strangest urge to go to 4chan right now.
 
2011-12-27 01:40:46 PM
Dear Diary,

Jackpot!
 
2011-12-27 01:40:49 PM
mjoven1975: I found the mother's Facebook page. For those of you interested in what the daughter looks like, look at the mother's photos. I won't link to the photo because I don't feel like getting a bannination for New Year's. Link to mother's Facebook (new window)

A++ Would peep again
 
2011-12-27 01:41:19 PM
AmericanBeauty.jpg
 
2011-12-27 01:41:57 PM
grab his cell phone.
Kiddy pron.
 
2011-12-27 01:41:59 PM
mjoven1975: I found the mother's Facebook page. For those of you interested in what the daughter looks like, look at the mother's photos. I won't link to the photo because I don't feel like getting a bannination for New Year's. Link to mother's Facebook (new window)

Dangit...now I have to get out my iPad and use the second floor's "guest" wifi...
 
2011-12-27 01:42:34 PM
Walker "Peeping means you are doing it in secret!"

Not really. The peeping ordinance in my town says that peeping with the home-owner's consent is not illegal.

Make me wonder if the city elders don't have their freak on...
 
2011-12-27 01:43:32 PM

I'm sorry folks, but the first entry in this thread should have been just one word.

Giggity


I am disappoint, Sybarite
 
2011-12-27 01:44:20 PM
"It was reported Police Chief Casey Fillinger and another officer came out to the house after the incident to apologize and said that Simpson had been fired and would not be working in law enforcement again, said Pretty."

I wish more police chiefs and police departments would follow Chief Casey Fillinger's example.
 
2011-12-27 01:46:14 PM
Jixa: I'm sorry folks, but the first entry in this thread should have been just one word.

Giggity

I am disappoint, Sybarite


Came for this, leaving satisfied...AHHHH GIGGITY AGAIN!
 
2011-12-27 01:51:21 PM
nothin' can stop this burnin'
desire to be with you
gotta get to you baby
won't you come? it's an emergency
 
2011-12-27 01:53:57 PM
Everyone loves officer pedobear!
 
2011-12-27 01:54:09 PM
I guess I should feel bad about trying to picture what a 17 year old girl in her underwear would look like.

I don't though.
 
2011-12-27 01:54:49 PM
ringersol: nothin' can stop this burnin'

You know they make medicines for that STD these days, right?
 
2011-12-27 01:55:10 PM
Is it just me, or is mom hotter than the daughter?
 
2011-12-27 02:03:54 PM
brimed03: Is it just me, or is mom hotter than the daughter?

I don't know, can't see either right now..

/stupid filters
//stupid me for not requesting off this week earlier
 
2011-12-27 02:04:24 PM
This Just In! Woman reportedly undressing in front of her window!
...Cops are looking into it.
 
2011-12-27 02:05:21 PM
xmasbaby: I wish more police chiefs and police departments would follow Chief Casey Fillinger's example.

No. they should arrest his ass just like any other perp.
You're asking them to "handle it internally" like the vatican or Penn State.
Not good enough.
 
2011-12-27 02:07:18 PM
brimed03: Is it just me, or is mom hotter than the daughter?

It did look like she was a ginger...

Giggity X2?
 
2011-12-27 02:08:38 PM
He probably got terminated for lieing about why he was there (report of a suspicious person)

If he had told the truth that what he really wanted was Chris Hansen's autograph everything would have been OK.
 
2011-12-27 02:09:51 PM
namatad: this thread is worthless without pics of 17yo in bra and panties.

/we need them for science. really.


Here ya go . . .

img828.imageshack.us

Do tell us how your experiments turn out.
 
2011-12-27 02:10:19 PM
Sorry, not a ginger, glare off my phone made it look that way...

But both were definately Giggity worthy...
 
2011-12-27 02:12:26 PM
Subby's headline is complete FAIL. No mention of Pretty or Fillingher in headline? Subby and admins should be ashamed!

/ashamed I said!
 
2011-12-27 02:12:34 PM
Sybarite: "The officer was terminated without pay pending investigation,"

He would have been better off shooting her.



Doesn't being terminated/fired usually mean you're not getting paid anymore?
 
2011-12-27 02:13:12 PM
vudukungfu: xmasbaby: "I wish more police chiefs and police departments would follow Chief Casey Fillinger's example."

No. they should arrest his ass just like any other perp.
You're asking them to "handle it internally" like the vatican or Penn State.
Not good enough.


That's an excellent point. I was so surprised they fired the guy instead of the "we don't comment on investigations" and "followed proper procedure" I completely missed the point that they should have arrested him.

Thank you!
 
2011-12-27 02:29:46 PM
Looks like the mom is pimpin her son out on some kind of fitness product by the looks of the pics on her facebook page. Poor kid. Sweet ass beach house though.
 
2011-12-27 02:30:55 PM
You lot disgust me! A police officer behaves in a manner completely inappropriate of any adult and all you can all focus on is that young, nubile girl. What he did was reprehensible yet all you keep mentioning is that delicate young flower as she dried her wet, glistening soft skin, perhaps rubbing some lotion in afterwards. How she sat playfully on her bed, her naked skin cushioned by the soft linen as she slowly dried her long flowing hair. This police officer tried to use his position of power to excuse his behaviour and yet instead we focus on the girl who slowly dressed herself in her skimpy lace lingerie, perhaps stopping to examine her lithe form in her mirror as she....

/Wait, someone's at the door
 
2011-12-27 02:34:50 PM
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: mjoven1975: I found the mother's Facebook page. For those of you interested in what the daughter looks like, look at the mother's photos. I won't link to the photo because I don't feel like getting a bannination for New Year's. Link to mother's Facebook (new window)

Dangit...now I have to get out my iPad and use the second floor's "guest" wifi...


1) Going to hell.
2) The daughter also got a new F150 for her Birthday. Spoiled brat.
3) Best comment on the photos was "Must b nice to b young and flexible! I wouldn't b able to move the next day..."
4) There are also photos of what appears to be Chunk transported into the future.
5) Daughter's facebook is protected :(
6) Mom is still pretty hittable and could pass for 30-35 in the single photo there is of her.
 
2011-12-27 02:35:32 PM
The sound of one hand clapping: You lot disgust me! A police officer behaves in a manner completely inappropriate of any adult and all you can all focus on is that young, nubile girl. What he did was reprehensible yet all you keep mentioning is that delicate young flower as she dried her wet, glistening soft skin, perhaps rubbing some lotion in afterwards. How she sat playfully on her bed, her naked skin cushioned by the soft linen as she slowly dried her long flowing hair. This police officer tried to use his position of power to excuse his behaviour and yet instead we focus on the girl who slowly dressed herself in her skimpy lace lingerie, perhaps stopping to examine her lithe form in her mirror as she....

/Wait, someone's at the door



Newsletter...STAT!!!
 
2011-12-27 02:38:37 PM
darkscout: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: mjoven1975: I found the mother's Facebook page. For those of you interested in what the daughter looks like, look at the mother's photos. I won't link to the photo because I don't feel like getting a bannination for New Year's. Link to mother's Facebook (new window)

Dangit...now I have to get out my iPad and use the second floor's "guest" wifi...

1) Going to hell.
2) The daughter also got a new F150 for her Birthday. Spoiled brat.
3) Best comment on the photos was "Must b nice to b young and flexible! I wouldn't b able to move the next day..."
4) There are also photos of what appears to be Chunk transported into the future.
5) Daughter's facebook is protected :(
6) Mom is still pretty hittable and could pass for 30-35 in the single photo there is of her.


Im thinkin shes around 36-38 if she graduated high school in 92'
 
2011-12-27 02:40:21 PM
darkscout: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: mjoven1975: I found the mother's Facebook page. For those of you interested in what the daughter looks like, look at the mother's photos. I won't link to the photo because I don't feel like getting a bannination for New Year's. Link to mother's Facebook (new window)

Dangit...now I have to get out my iPad and use the second floor's "guest" wifi...

1) Going to hell.
2) The daughter also got a new F150 for her Birthday. Spoiled brat.
3) Best comment on the photos was "Must b nice to b young and flexible! I wouldn't b able to move the next day..."
4) There are also photos of what appears to be Chunk transported into the future.
5) Daughter's facebook is protected :(
6) Mom is still pretty hittable and could pass for 30-35 in the single photo there is of her.


god I am just as creepy as you. I saw all those. also the mom graduated hs in 1992, so that makes her 36 ish.
 
2011-12-27 02:41:15 PM
DrHST: Im thinkin shes around 36-38 if she graduated high school in 92'

And the problem with that is?
 
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