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2011-12-27 11:21:30 AM
Federov.

Lol.
 
2011-12-27 12:24:37 PM
The chain mail jersey is pretty awesome.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 12:25:32 PM
It took me a while to get #1...

Semin. Lver.
 
2011-12-27 12:38:40 PM
I love the chainmail jersey. Now I'm tempted to make one of these:

cache.gawkerassets.com

Voila, armor with a built-in reason for needing it.
 
2011-12-27 12:52:24 PM
I saw a girl with one of the NHL made-for-girls sweaters in downtown Portland yesterday. It was a Canucks "Sedin" one, that made me laugh a little.
 
2011-12-27 01:04:05 PM
C'mon, Semin-based jersey fouls are kind of pedestrian at this point. Also, thanks Fark for lagging my computer with the flash ads. Those kinda suck.
 
2011-12-27 01:07:00 PM
How is the chain mail hockey jersey a foul?? Hockey and Football players are always saying stupid things like how they are going to war or battle with the other team, at least the chain mail jersey is actual armor.
 
2011-12-27 01:48:34 PM
Rev.K: Federov.

Lol.


Me like him more if HEAD WERE OFF!
 
2011-12-27 01:52:33 PM
Semin one is a new one. I know there have been dozens of Semin jokes since the Caps got good at the regular season, but this takes huevos to wear in public.
 
2011-12-27 02:04:53 PM
Um...

In real hockey news, Shea Weber and John-Michael Liles are now also out with concussions.
 
2011-12-27 02:40:49 PM
jekostas: Um...

In real hockey news, Shea Weber and John-Michael Liles are now also out with concussions.



Seriously?

Christ, I've got the all-world Concussion Team in my yahoo keeper league at this point. Crosby, Giroux, Michalek, Skinner, Mueller, Weber, Pronger, Marc Staal and Miller (9 players of my originally-drafted 12 players and 3 keepers). How long is Weber supposed to be out for?

This is ridiculous.
 
2011-12-27 03:03:08 PM
Let's talk about hockey, since for some reason modmins didn't deign to green an NHL thread yesterday. Still, there's a nice slate of 7 games tonight.

CAR @ PIT Carolina's been struggling badly of late PIT 4, CAR 1
CGY @ CBJ CGY 3 - CBJ 0
MON @ OTT MON 3 - OTT 2 (Shootout)
PHI @ TBL PHI 5 - TB 2
TOR @ FLA FLA 3 - TML 2 (OT)
STL @ DET DET 3 - STL 1
WPG @ COL COL 3 - WPG 1
 
2011-12-27 03:10:11 PM
i121.photobucket.com

i121.photobucket.com

i121.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-27 04:08:09 PM
discgolfguru:

Speaking of the B's, my GF got me tickets for the B's / Panthers game on the 16th. On the glass, behind the net.

/been waiting for a hockey thread to brag.
 
2011-12-27 04:21:45 PM
fatalvenom: discgolfguru:

Speaking of the B's, my GF got me tickets for the B's / Panthers game on the 16th. On the glass, behind the net.

/been waiting for a hockey thread to brag.


you're not popular
 
2011-12-27 04:46:35 PM
fatalvenom: discgolfguru:

Speaking of the B's, my GF got me tickets for the B's / Panthers game on the 16th. On the glass, behind the net.

/been waiting for a hockey thread to brag.


i111.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-27 04:54:54 PM
Smiths: fatalvenom: discgolfguru:

Speaking of the B's, my GF got me tickets for the B's / Panthers game on the 16th. On the glass, behind the net.

/been waiting for a hockey thread to brag.

you're not popular


I know most people on here dont like me, I just thought it was a nice gesture that she did it.

I usually sit in the first row corner of the upper level so I can watch the plays develop. I haven't sat on the glass of a game since the old Garden when I was a kid, so it should be interesting.
 
2011-12-27 05:01:04 PM
FightDirector: jekostas: Um...

In real hockey news, Shea Weber and John-Michael Liles are now also out with concussions.


Seriously?

Christ, I've got the all-world Concussion Team in my yahoo keeper league at this point. Crosby, Giroux, Michalek, Skinner, Mueller, Weber, Pronger, Marc Staal and Miller (9 players of my originally-drafted 12 players and 3 keepers). How long is Weber supposed to be out for?

This is ridiculous.


The current reports say "indefinitely, with no timetable for return" on Weber. Dunno about Liles.

Also, Simon Gagne apparently just joined the concussion parade as well. Jesus-farking Christ what is wrong with the NHL this year.

Oh, and apparently the Cap's Mathieu Perrault had to be taken to the hospital last night after he speared himself in the guts trying to check a Buffalo player. Apparently got his stick stuck in the boards.
 
2011-12-27 05:06:31 PM
jekostas: FightDirector: jekostas: Um...

In real hockey news, Shea Weber and John-Michael Liles are now also out with concussions.


Seriously?

Christ, I've got the all-world Concussion Team in my yahoo keeper league at this point. Crosby, Giroux, Michalek, Skinner, Mueller, Weber, Pronger, Marc Staal and Miller (9 players of my originally-drafted 12 players and 3 keepers). How long is Weber supposed to be out for?

This is ridiculous.

The current reports say "indefinitely, with no timetable for return" on Weber. Dunno about Liles.

Also, Simon Gagne apparently just joined the concussion parade as well. Jesus-farking Christ what is wrong with the NHL this year.

Oh, and apparently the Cap's Mathieu Perrault had to be taken to the hospital last night after he speared himself in the guts trying to check a Buffalo player. Apparently got his stick stuck in the boards.


The NHL is going to the way of the NFL (and probably every other major sport). You never heard of players missing games for concussion symptoms 10-15 years ago, hell even 5 years ago. Now it's a weekly occurrence that I believe will become even more common. It's probably in the best interest of the players and the league but it sucks to lose players for that long.

/Go Wild
//Seriously, get going again Wild, I know you're dinged-up but don't fark-up the season boys
 
2011-12-27 05:06:37 PM
On the plus side if you picked a fantasy team composed only of players that have missed time this year due to concussions or concussion-like symptoms you'd have an awesome team.
 
2011-12-27 05:27:09 PM
Don't worry, those guys will have all next season to get better
 
2011-12-27 11:45:52 PM
The Thank U Kessel should be Thank U Burke. Sure Kessel wanted the trade, but Burke's the one who gave it up like a slut at a kegger to get Kessel.
 
2011-12-27 11:52:54 PM
Welcome to the New NHL (Neural Hematoma League)

We don't use Zamboni's anymore, we just spread around the drool the players leave behind
 
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