I hear that Hef has some weird habits when he plays with his dogs. First he takes medication for his aging heart so it won't give out from the exertion. Then he has to watch episodes of Lassie to get in the mood to play. Finally he just sits there with a sad look on his face while each dog takes turns coming over and playing with a sad little dried up bone he has to give them and all the dogs that are waiting for their turn have to sit off to the side and play with themselves. It all seems very sad.

Great one subby. and two great comments.

That old bag isn't dead yet?

Both of them crap everywhere.