Is it any better than smores schnapps?

In before Smore schnapps from South Park

Oldiron_79: In before Smore schnapps from South Park

6 seconds too late!

gopher321: That sounds gayer than Liberace's g-string

Well, the Staypuff marshmellow man is a sailor after all......

dj_spanmaster: I bet it tastes like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man after a three day bender

How do you know what that tastes like?

You don't want to know.

/What happens at a Gozerian cult party, *stays* at a Gozerian cult party.

I'd rather lick a Yeti's ass than taste this liquid shiat again. Yes, I said again because I tasted it once and it tasted worse than . . .Yeti ass.

cretinbob: Yeah, I saw a commercial for this the other day. There is a whipped cream flavored vodka too.
farking heathens.

nothing beats

dj_spanmaster
I bet it tastes like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man after a three day bender

How do you know what that tastes like?

I sure a few independent films in college he is not particularly proud of

snocone: Bacon Vodak.

moops: nothing beats

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Seriously? 4 seconds? DAMN, you guys.

Probably Burnett's. We carry a whole line of their flavors, including marshmallow and whipped cream. THe best one is limeade. It's no Chopin, but mixes well with creative recipes.

Mugato 2011-12-27 10:51:37 AM
...WTF? You drink good vodka because the lack of sugar doesn't give you a hangover....

Hangovers are caused by dehydration. You cannot prevent a hangover by drinking vodka.
The lack of sugar helps prevent you from getting sick to the stomach and barfing up good alcohol, that is true. But you will still get a hangover from drinking vodka.

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I bet it tastes like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man after a three day bender

How do you know what that tastes like?

I sure a few independent films in college he is not particularly proud of

Ah yes, "This *IS* my Destructor Form!" and the infamous "Total Protein-ic Reversal."

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us...

moops: cretinbob: Yeah, I saw a commercial for this the other day. There is a whipped cream flavored vodka too.
farking heathens.

nothing beats

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A drink that comes with its own liver!

I_Am_Weasel: Wouldn't it make the smores soggy?

What if you took marshmallows and soaked them in vodka, then used them to make s'mores? Hmmm...

etherknot: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us...

Aaaand cue our weekly Ghostbuster's thread...

/When someone asks you if you're a God, you say *YES!!!*

Slappy Kincaid: I'd rather lick a Yeti's ass than taste this liquid shiat again. Yes, I said again because I tasted it once and it tasted worse than . . .Yeti ass.

How do you know what a Yeti's ass tastes like??

cretinbob: Yeah, I saw a commercial for this the other day. There is a whipped cream flavored vodka too.
farking heathens.

There's also "Birthday Cake"- which is fantastic combined with pineapple juice and grenadine for a "pineapple upsidedown cake" shot.

We also chased shots of the whipped cream stuff with jello shots; also very tasty.

I know I've brought it up before, but this is a vodak thread, so hey:



Skittles/Jolly Rancher Vodka infusions. I like the red skittles (strawberry) one best; mixed with lemon juice over ice it's the most badass alcoholic strawberry lemonade I've ever had.

Big Man On Campus: Mugato 2011-12-27 10:51:37 AM
...WTF? You drink good vodka because the lack of sugar doesn't give you a hangover....

Hangovers are caused by dehydration. You cannot prevent a hangover by drinking vodka.
The lack of sugar helps prevent you from getting sick to the stomach and barfing up good alcohol, that is true. But you will still may get a hangover from drinking vodka.

FTFY

/Some people have never had a hangover no matter how much they drink
//Don't know why, never cared, just glad I (and others) don't have to deal with it

I have a strange urge to sprinkle this on my gentleman's sausage for date night.

slapmastered /When someone asks you if you're a God, you say *YES!!!*

After that much vodka, you'll say yes to anything.

The whipped cream vodka tastes like crap. Drink vanilla extract, it tastes similar.

Hell, I saw Cupcake flavored vodka the other day!

See that's how they roll

THIS IS THE WAY WE ROLL WE ROLL THIS IS THE WAY WE ROLL

/I'M ROLLIN ON
//WIGGITY WIGGITY WACK

IF U AINT GOT BIGGITY BIGGITY BACK

grinding_journalist: Skittles/Jolly Rancher Vodka infusions. I like the red skittles (strawberry) one best; mixed with lemon juice over ice it's the most badass alcoholic strawberry lemonade I've ever had.

Wait, wait, wait. HOLD. THE. MOTHERFARKING. PHONE.

How is this wizardry achieved? Because I farking HATE vodak (I prefer my liquor to actually have taste...hence why I drink whisky. Yes, whisky. Scotch is the only acceptable variant.) but I would drink the SHIAT out of anything made with an alcoholic version of my favorite candy flavor EVAR.

/Mostly not trolling...except for the whisky part. I really do want to know how this infusion is achieved. I may actually try said wizardry.

I_Am_Weasel: Wouldn't it make the smores soggy?


I really wanted to make a "S'mores Schnapps" drink, but marshmallow was never the problem. I could dissolve a marshmallow in it, use marshmallow cream, or just pass off cream liqueur as marshmallow.

No, the problem was representing "graham". I guarantee you there's no graham-ish liqueur. Graham is a type of whole-wheat flour, I doubt I'd get anything recognizable by steeping a teabag of graham in vodak. It's more of a texture than a flavor, I think.

It's like South Park just MADE SHIAT UP here. There's no such thing as S'mores Schnapps!

If you mix it w/ chocolate do you get this?

In his defense, those sugary boozy concoctions do turn the ordinary person into maniac drunk that can run for miles with no recollection of his/her actions.

Kind of a threadjack, but Christmas eve me made shipts of sour apple pucker and Godiva caramel. Tasted like a caramel apple. And more on topic, try vanilla vodak and Coke (the beverage) is the bomb.

cretinbob: Yeah, I saw a commercial for this the other day. There is a whipped cream flavored vodka too.
farking heathens.

Here's the commercial. Weird. Link (new window)

Nogale: I_Am_Weasel: Wouldn't it make the smores soggy?

What if you took marshmallows and soaked them in vodka, then used them to make s'mores? Hmmm...

Vodka soaked marshmallows? They'd catch fire even more than they already do!

dj_spanmaster: I bet it tastes like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man after a three day bender

How do you know what that tastes like?

I think we all do.

my wife got a bottle of this for Christmas. It tastes simply awesome in Dr Pepper. I called a "Dr Mallow"

Oznog: I_Am_Weasel: Wouldn't it make the smores soggy?
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I really wanted to make a "S'mores Schnapps" drink, but marshmallow was never the problem. I could dissolve a marshmallow in it, use marshmallow cream, or just pass off cream liqueur as marshmallow.

No, the problem was representing "graham". I guarantee you there's no graham-ish liqueur. Graham is a type of whole-wheat flour, I doubt I'd get anything recognizable by steeping a teabag of graham in vodak. It's more of a texture than a flavor, I think.

It's like South Park just MADE SHIAT UP here. There's no such thing as S'mores Schnapps!

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: Kind of a threadjack, but Christmas eve me made shipts of sour apple pucker and Godiva caramel. Tasted like a caramel apple. And more on topic, try vanilla vodak and Coke (the beverage) is the bomb.

came for this... leaving happy! First thing I thought about

Big Man On Campus:
The lack of sugar helps prevent you from getting sick to the stomach and barfing up good alcohol, that is true.

Depends on the person. Alcohol makes my stomach go numb, and then I throw up just because there's nowhere for any of it to go but back out. Mixed drinks are no problem - and mixed drinks are invariably full of sugar in one way or another.