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Mugato
2011-12-27 10:56:10 AM
Queering out guys after they're dead is really uncool. It's uncool in general but especially after they're dead.
Fluid
2011-12-27 11:09:59 AM
It can claim all it likes. From the article, it seems most of the interesting stuff is speculation.
LesserEvil
2011-12-27 11:09:59 AM
I assume this is about Bebe Rebozo? That rumor has been circulating since the 70s... Flynt published this tidbit in Hustler around '77.
By the way... as Nixon was a Quaker, is the Ha-Ha guy obligatory?
Loucifer
2011-12-27 11:10:33 AM
So Bebe Rebozo was Deep Throat?
hogans
2011-12-27 11:10:53 AM
That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
Big Man On Campus
2011-12-27 11:11:03 AM
So he liked it curvy?
airsupport
2011-12-27 11:11:08 AM
It all makes sense. He showed a lot of rage, conflict and petty paranoia, much like a man struggling with his own sexuality.
bravian
2011-12-27 11:13:24 AM
Mugato
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Queering out guys after they're dead is really uncool. It's uncool in general but especially after they're dead.
Nixon was a public figure. There will also be research into him and his past and new things will always come to light.
/although i wouldn't of fark'd him with Hoovers dick.
//not a fan of outing people when they are alive
imontheinternet
2011-12-27 11:14:15 AM
America's Most Corrupt President
Woodrow Wilson would like to have a word with you.
Porous Horace
2011-12-27 11:16:16 AM
Oh, there's always some new book claiming *something*.
What about all the claims of the old books? Are they no longer valid?
Shall we silence them like steam hammer silences a butterfly?
Also, all these checkboxes and thingies are making me dizzy.
bravian
2011-12-27 11:16:26 AM
hogans
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That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
John Wayne was a completely made up persona. Wouldn't surprise me if he liked to wear chaps with nothing else on and be ridden by the team of stable boys he kept at the ranch.
OtherLittleGuy
2011-12-27 11:17:02 AM
Unavailable for comment:
/hot as Pond/Pond fanfic
Vinen
2011-12-27 11:17:13 AM
imontheinternet
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America's Most Corrupt President
Woodrow Wilson would like to have a word with you.
Barack Obama would like a word with you.
Magorn
2011-12-27 11:17:44 AM
Mugato
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Queering out guys after they're dead is really uncool. It's uncool in general but especially after they're dead.
but to be fair, The people that helped make Nixon's polticial bones, included Roy Cohn, Whittaker Chambers and J. Edgar Hoover, and those three did have one important thing in common.
olddinosaur
2011-12-27 11:18:54 AM
Hogwash.
Nixon's number-one weakness was power; authority was the only thing that turned him on.
As for the drinking, he couldn't hold his liquor, and a couple of cocktails would make him sloppy. He held no political beliefs at all, except belief in himself; he would be liberal or conservative, depending on what got the votes.
AlanSmithee
2011-12-27 11:18:55 AM
Nixon's checkered past is dogging him.
Oldiron_79
2011-12-27 11:19:54 AM
Author of TFA is risking the wrath of Robot Nixon.
/May death come swiftly for his enemies..
Head_Shot
2011-12-27 11:20:48 AM
bravian
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hogans: That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
John Wayne was a completely made up persona. Wouldn't surprise me if he liked to wear chaps with nothing else on and be ridden by the team of stable boys he kept at the ranch.
I pretty much just assumed John Wayne was gay. Anyone who swaggers around in ridiculous outfits, display machismo bravado, and overcompensates by his chosen roles sends up bright red (pink triangle) flags in my mind.
Kinda like football players/coaches.
Jon iz teh kewl
2011-12-27 11:21:05 AM
HE WAS ADDICTED TO UPPERS
That coward David Lopan
2011-12-27 11:21:22 AM
He couldn't be as gay as these new "smart"/"funny" tags.
DROxINxTHExWIND
2011-12-27 11:21:57 AM
Vinen
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imontheinternet: America's Most Corrupt President
Woodrow Wilson would like to have a word with you.
Barack Obama would like a word with you.
"Citation Needed" would like to see a sign from you.
MFAWG
2011-12-27 11:22:50 AM
bravian
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hogans: That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
John Wayne was a completely made up persona. Wouldn't surprise me if he liked to wear chaps with nothing else on and be ridden by the team of stable boys he kept at the ranch.
Clara Bow would disagree.
As previously noted, the rumors about Nixon have been around forever. Anybody remember Roy Cohn?
manduwala
2011-12-27 11:23:05 AM
AlanSmithee
Very good, now get off my lawn.
bhcompy
2011-12-27 11:23:21 AM
bravian
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hogans: That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
John Wayne was a completely made up persona. Wouldn't surprise me if he liked to wear chaps with nothing else on and be ridden by the team of stable boys he kept at the ranch.
Which would be cool if he lived at a ranch. He lived in Newport Beach and liked to sail
strapp3r
2011-12-27 11:23:48 AM
hogans
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That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
/sure looks English
kapaso
2011-12-27 11:24:00 AM
That coward David Lopan
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He couldn't be as gay as these new "smart"/"funny" tags.
I voted yours as the smartest and funniest comment.
Cubs300
2011-12-27 11:24:37 AM
The problem here is that the book is being sold on the premise of something scandalous. "Oooh! Look! Richard Nixon. Watergate. Liked the cawk." So what? We live in a time where it shouldn't matter what your sexual preference is or was. It shouldn't be a big surprise that so-and-so was a secret ghey, or so-and-so liked drug fueled orgies, or whatever some other public figure's proclivities are/were. You and I no doubt have done/are doing things right now that would make the conservative public blush. So what? So long as we treat each other decently, do unto others as we would have done to us, and respect the privacy of others where there is no harm to society, then the rest shouldn't matter.
Richard Nixon should be railed against for a host of other things that he did while alive, not because he may or may not have liked the occasional comfort of another penis.
/and outing someone after they're dead is pretty low
LewDux
2011-12-27 11:25:28 AM
Loucifer
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So Bebe Rebozo was Deep Throat?
QnD
Mildot
2011-12-27 11:26:04 AM
And Johnson would hold the ears when getting a BJ while getting pounded from behind...
hubcity
2011-12-27 11:26:26 AM
It kinda puts this gag-reel video from WNBC News in the mid-seventies in a whole new light.
This nation can't stand Pat.
(new window)
strapp3r
2011-12-27 11:29:07 AM
an old friend's family had a beach house right near Nixon's western white-house in San Clemente.
ol' Dick once asked if he could borrow his boogie-board
/sounds gay
indylaw
2011-12-27 11:30:52 AM
Cubs300
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/and outing someone after they're dead is pretty low
It would have been better to do so when he was alive?
Like you said, we're at a point in history where being "out" isn't the reputation-destroyer that it was 40 years ago. If it were true (and who's to say?) it would lend some insight into Nixon's psychology and particularly his social conservatism and homophobia. And if it's not a big deal to be gay anymore, then this isn't really character assassination.
Meanwhile, he's dead. We could publish proof positive that he was straight as an arrow and he'd still be dead. In death, all things are fair.
TravisBickle62
2011-12-27 11:31:53 AM
Having sex with men isn't enough to sell a book these days, you have to claim he enjoyed sex with aardvarks.
Coco LaFemme
2011-12-27 11:32:47 AM
Vinen
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imontheinternet: America's Most Corrupt President
Woodrow Wilson would like to have a word with you.
Barack Obama would like a word with you.
LOL this is stupid.
LeroyBourne
2011-12-27 11:33:03 AM
strapp3r
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hogans: That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
[www.damemagazine.com image 332x538]
/sure looks English
Wasn't John Wayne a draft dodger? Because he wanted to be a movie star. It's ironic really.
darkvstar
2011-12-27 11:34:51 AM
totally believe it. Nixon was probably not gay. what turned him on was power. So he had a mafia pretty boy lover. He also probably wanked off to pictures of Kruschev
moops
2011-12-27 11:35:17 AM
he did have a fisting fetish...
Sin_City_Superhero
2011-12-27 11:35:44 AM
TravisBickle62
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Having sex with men isn't enough to sell a book these days, you have to claim he enjoyed sex with aardvarks.
Hell, who
doesn't
enjoy sex with aardvarks?
Bag of Hammers
2011-12-27 11:36:01 AM
hogans
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That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
moops
2011-12-27 11:36:21 AM
LeroyBourne
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Wasn't John Wayne a draft dodger? Because he wanted to be a movie star. It's ironic really.
Marion Morrison got turned away because his name sounded too gay.
Head_Shot
2011-12-27 11:37:49 AM
strapp3r
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hogans: That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
[www.damemagazine.com image 332x538]
/sure looks English
Christ Almighty those shorts are tight! Is he smuggling a small child in there?
Either that, or he has some really crazy shaped junk.
HailRobonia
2011-12-27 11:38:58 AM
hogans
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That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
Or Rock Hudson.
Fish in a Barrel
2011-12-27 11:41:01 AM
It's an immutable truth of history: if you're famous enough for long enough, eventually someone will write a book claiming you were gay.
StupidPopMediaReference
2011-12-27 11:41:47 AM
strapp3r
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hogans: That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
[www.damemagazine.com image 332x538]
/sure looks English
That looks less like the sentence, "I'm FABULOOOOOOOOOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS!" and more like, "Fark you, I'm John Wayne."
/Wouldn't have told him he looked fruity even if he did
//Be nice to those with money and influence
///Until you get what you want
LewDux
2011-12-27 11:42:09 AM
strapp3r
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hogans: That's like saying John Wayne was gay. It doesn't even sound like English.
[www.damemagazine.com image 332x538]
/sure looks English
WHERE'S YOUR GODS NOW?
manduwala
2011-12-27 11:42:16 AM
or Burt Lancaster
Gimli_Gloin
2011-12-27 11:44:33 AM
He carpet-bombed Cambodia, spewed out anti-Semitic slurs and crude misogynistic jokes in the White House and smeared his political opponents with ruthless 'dirty tricks' campaigns.
And, of course, he lied to his country about his involvement in the Watergate scandal and went down in history as America's shiftiest, darkest President.
And pulled us out of Vietnam where Kennedy and Johnson couldn't/wouldn't.
And opened China which took the heat of two Communist adversaries off the US.
Oh, and BTW signed Strategic Arms Limitation Talks 1 with the Soviet Union.
Yes, he was a scoundrel but it is amazing how much he did that people don't know, forget or try to spin away.
ciderczar
2011-12-27 11:46:02 AM
Vinen
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imontheinternet: America's Most Corrupt President
Woodrow Wilson would like to have a word with you.
Barack Obama would like a word with you.
Rutherford B Hayes would like a word with you.
nucal
2011-12-27 11:46:21 AM
Nixon was a much better gay president than George W. Bush was ...
Feral Duhbya
2011-12-27 11:48:13 AM
According to the "Mail" comments, this is pure "hippie/leftist/liberal/marxist/socialist/communist" propaganda. Cue crying Britney defender.
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