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GeeksAreMyPeeps

2011-12-27 10:16:11 AM

Airport security trifecta in play

wambu

2011-12-27 10:27:48 AM

Did someone say melons?

gwendolyyyn

2011-12-27 10:27:53 AM

*sigh*
WTF is wrong with people??

m1ke

2011-12-27 10:29:15 AM

Wasn't that the plot to some copyrighted movie?

JasonOfOrillia

2011-12-27 10:31:09 AM

I always preferred the term "Mother-loving" as a replacement. It's closer to the original sentiment.

ciderczar

2011-12-27 10:37:17 AM

Silly subby, snakes can't farm melons! How would they bring in the harvest?

Here Comes Everybody

2011-12-27 10:45:42 AM

ciderczar: Silly subby, snakes can't farm melons! How would they bring in the harvest?

Snakes have been known to swallow melons:

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Mister Peejay

2011-12-27 10:45:45 AM

m1ke: Wasn't that the plot to some copyrighted movie?

So now the RIAA *and* the ASPCA as well as the TSA will be all over him.

WordsnCollision

2011-12-27 11:04:43 AM

I have HAD IT with these melon farming ~~snakes~~ bears in my melon farming suitcase

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/fixed

J. Frank Parnell

2011-12-27 11:11:52 AM

JasonOfOrillia: I always preferred the term "Mother-loving" as a replacement. It's closer to the original sentiment.

Unless you're editing the words for TV versions, in which case melonfarmer has closer lip movements. You could also use "flip you" as a replacement for "fark you", if one felt so inclined.

MBooda

2011-12-27 11:14:33 AM

Bring in his melons.
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Rev.K

2011-12-27 11:17:26 AM

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 270x270]

Did someone say melons?

Yes. Someone did.

MOAR MELONS!

wambu

2011-12-27 11:28:06 AM

Rev.K: wambu: [i.imgur.com image 270x270]

Did someone say melons?

Yes. Someone did.

MOAR MELONS!

Soni

2011-12-27 11:51:37 AM

monkey fighting

monday to friday... lol

Dheiner

2011-12-27 11:59:05 AM

wambu: Rev.K: wambu: [i.imgur.com image 270x270]

Did someone say melons?

Yes. Someone did.

MOAR MELONS!

[i.imgur.com image 640x922]

Ooooooo!

She has very nicely rounded knees!!

HopScotchNSoda

2011-12-27 12:21:07 PM

One thing that adds to that Russian model's appeal (on top of her obvious physical draws, of course) is that, in some of her poses, her face looks enough like like Melanie Lynskey to make the connection and imagine Rose exhibiting herself on PCH in the middle of stalking Charlie, and speaking in that sweetly insane voice (or in Lynskey's natural New Zealand accent).

Donnchadha

2011-12-27 01:03:47 PM

Well, yippie-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon...

wambu

2011-12-27 02:25:33 PM

I'm trying to get this party started.

i.imgur.com

/more melon-ness

Paris1127

2011-12-27 03:12:21 PM

Included in the mix were nine species of poisonous snakes, among them two yaras -- an aggressive species that can grow up to five feet.

I've never heard of this snake... Neither has Wikipedia... Can anyone confirm its existence? It'd be useful for a snake pun thread...

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