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Jared Leto is 40. I guess his so-called life is halfway finished
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rocky_howard
2011-12-27 11:09:19 AM
Well, I'm 30 so that's okay.
Apos
2011-12-27 11:10:27 AM
That smarmy student journalist in
Urban Legend
? Huh.
dekko
2011-12-27 11:10:50 AM
Happy birthday, guy who people know of but nobody can name a movie they're in outside of "Fight Club," and that's only if they remember that he was in "Fight Club!"
TravisBickle62
2011-12-27 11:17:51 AM
He was also in the "ass to ass!" movie
Malacon
2011-12-27 11:21:25 AM
dekko
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Happy birthday, guy who people know of but nobody can name a movie they're in outside of "Fight Club," and that's only if they remember that he was in "Fight Club!"
Wait, he was in "Fight Club"?
Smiert Spionam
2011-12-27 11:22:02 AM
I know three different girls, all from where I live here in Cincinnati, who have met him/interacted with him on three separate occasions and each time, he was a huge asshole. Now, if his assholishness extends all the way to out here in the Midwest, I can only imagine what his reputation must be like in Hollywood.
bravian
2011-12-27 11:24:56 AM
Malacon
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dekko: Happy birthday, guy who people know of but nobody can name a movie they're in outside of "Fight Club," and that's only if they remember that he was in "Fight Club!"
Wait, he was in "Fight Club"?
/you could so easily tell that was leto!
mekki
2011-12-27 11:35:40 AM
I swear, by the way he looks, he has an aging portrait tucked away in someone's attic.
zato_ichi
2011-12-27 11:39:50 AM
I hope I can still pull off wearing guyliner when I'm forty.
Igor Jakovsky
2011-12-27 12:02:41 PM
Requiem for a Dream is my favorite of his movies.
CarnySaur
2011-12-27 12:10:31 PM
He missed the boat that day he left the shack.
SkylineRecords
2011-12-27 12:12:12 PM
dekko
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Happy birthday, guy who people know of but nobody can name a movie they're in outside of "Fight Club," and that's only if they remember that he was in "Fight Club!"
In all fairness, he was really good in Chapter 27. He looked EXACTLY like Mark David Chapman.
Loaf's Tray
2011-12-27 12:13:53 PM
CarnySaur
:
He missed the boat that day he left the shack.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
acronym
2011-12-27 12:16:27 PM
dekko
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Happy birthday, guy who people know of but nobody can name a movie they're in outside of "Fight Club," and that's only if they remember that he was in "Fight Club!"
you're kidding, right?
killingword
2011-12-27 12:32:40 PM
Does this mean he's finally going to stop acting like a 14 year old emo girl?
acweezer17
2011-12-27 12:42:17 PM
I am jack's complete lack of surprise.
He looked 30 in Fight Club, and that was over 10 years ago.
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-12-27 12:50:34 PM
Well he should just about be ready for the Olympics. Middle-aged Farkers have assured me that 40 is better than 20.
Keywork99
2011-12-27 01:25:22 PM
Smiert Spionam
:
I know three different girls, all from where I live here in Cincinnati, who have met him/interacted with him on three separate occasions and each time, he was a huge asshole. Now, if his assholishness extends all the way to out here in the Midwest, I can only imagine what his reputation must be like in Hollywood.
That's weird, because I've met him on several occassions when he's been around touring with 30 Seconds To Mars and he was nothing but totally cool with me and my friends.
logistic
2011-12-27 01:25:52 PM
He did a great job as Mark Chapman. Just sayin'.
Also, I actually like 'This is War'. It's a good album. Yes, I know I'm supposed to not like 30 Seconds to Mars because everyone else hates them. I like them anyway.
Why yes, I have dated men. What does that have to do with anything?
sickb0y
2011-12-27 01:44:15 PM
Best in Requiem for a Dream. Especially the part where he has to get his arm cut off. Too bad it didn't happen IRL.
kingoomieiii
2011-12-27 01:49:35 PM
logistic
:
He did a great job as Mark Chapman. Just sayin'.
Also, I actually like 'This is War'. It's a good album. Yes, I know I'm supposed to not like 30 Seconds to Mars because everyone else hates them. I like them anyway.
Why yes, I have dated men. What does that have to do with anything?
I like their stuff, I just don't like how they went from pointless, meaningless nonsense lyrics to POPULIST, pointless, meaningless nonsense. You know, like Muse did, too. At exactly the same time.
"We're in this together, guys! We've got to work together!"
On...
what?
scalpod
2011-12-27 02:14:11 PM
RIP Duke Leto
rocky_howard
2011-12-27 02:48:03 PM
kingoomieiii
:
I like their stuff, I just don't like how they went from pointless, meaningless nonsense lyrics to
POPULIST
, pointless, meaningless nonsense. You know, like
Muse
did, too. At exactly the same time.
"We're in this together, guys! We've got to work together!"
On... what?
I'm listening to Uprising right now, so i'm getting a kick out of your reply XD
Thuper Ranger
2011-12-27 03:12:57 PM
I have met Leto a few times. Just a huge farking d1ck. No longer a fan.
/but i did like him in Lord Of War.
kingoomieiii
2011-12-27 03:16:41 PM
Thuper Ranger
:
I have met Leto a few times. Just a huge farking d1ck. No longer a fan.
/but i did like him in Lord Of War.
I liked that movie, but I suspect no one told him he wasn't the main character. Just a huge ham in every scene.
SlothB77
2011-12-27 03:54:00 PM
he's had a pretty good life. movies, a successful band. nothing to complain about at 40. acts like a 14-year-old emo girl though:
eyeshadow, check. Painted fingernails, check. dramatic pose, check. straight black hair, check. Gloves with the fingers cut off, check.
Scurvy Dog
2011-12-27 05:04:32 PM
SkylineRecords
:
dekko: Happy birthday, guy who people know of but nobody can name a movie they're in outside of "Fight Club," and that's only if they remember that he was in "Fight Club!"
In all fairness, he was really good in Chapter 27. He looked EXACTLY like Mark David Chapman.
Came here to say this. I know his name, but this was the only movie I could place him in. I had no idea he had been in Fight Club, but it's been years since I've seen that movie.
rosy621
2011-12-27 06:29:50 PM
I feel really, really old.
GSD4Ever
2011-12-27 06:51:20 PM
He was also in 'The Thin Red Line' for a brief time before sending two of his soldiers to their death. Yeah, he gets killed as well.
Look for Jared the next time you watch that movie.
Goodfella
2011-12-27 08:00:40 PM
check em
jsindal
2011-12-27 08:01:40 PM
shocked this hasn't been posted yet..
Jensaarai
2011-12-27 09:36:23 PM
I am thirty four!
WestHamHooligan
2011-12-27 09:58:14 PM
one of the only actors i know that REALLY is a great singer and showman
Your Average Witty Fark User
2011-12-27 11:55:47 PM
He absolutely refuses to allow his acting career to be used to promote his band. He's stated over and over that his band will succeed or fail based on the music alone. I respect that.
James Scameron
2011-12-28 06:37:27 AM
Your Average Witty Fark User
:
He absolutely refuses to allow his acting career to be used to promote his band. He's stated over and over that his band will succeed or fail based on the music alone. I respect that.
his band blows, he's done nothing of note and he's a terrible person to be around if you have ever had the immense displeasure of meeting him in person.
he give whiny entitled spoiled broads like Paris Herp....err...Hilton a bad name
he can state it over and over but if that band wants to succeed or fail he should quit...or get fired...or die in a flaming buscrash when his tour bus crashes into a nitroglycerine factory that gets hit by a plane full of fireworks...
he's a douchegoof of the worst kind...his ten seconds in fight club or his great makeup in wtevr it was called don't make him awesome.
cardboard person, cardboard career.. oh well at least he gets to get nailed by hot guys in his trailer..i mean if you like that sort of thing...like he obviously does..
30 seconds to milquetoast can eat the corn out of...well never mind...
see, now i have to post to his twitter and make him cry....
LOOK WHAT YOU ARE DONE!
James Scameron
2011-12-28 06:39:52 AM
Keywork99
:
Smiert Spionam: I know three different girls, all from where I live here in Cincinnati, who have met him/interacted with him on three separate occasions and each time, he was a huge asshole. Now, if his assholishness extends all the way to out here in the Midwest, I can only imagine what his reputation must be like in Hollywood.
That's weird, because I've met him on several occassions when he's been around touring with 30 Seconds To Mars and he was nothing but totally cool with me and my friends.
was he trying to sleep with your boyfriend?
Keywork99
2011-12-28 07:28:55 AM
James Scameron
:
Keywork99: Smiert Spionam: I know three different girls, all from where I live here in Cincinnati, who have met him/interacted with him on three separate occasions and each time, he was a huge asshole. Now, if his assholishness extends all the way to out here in the Midwest, I can only imagine what his reputation must be like in Hollywood.
That's weird, because I've met him on several occassions when he's been around touring with 30 Seconds To Mars and he was nothing but totally cool with me and my friends.
was he trying to sleep with your boyfriend?
Excuse me, I forgot I wasn't supposed to like 30STM here. I promise it will never happen again.
Your Average Witty Fark User
2011-12-28 11:34:26 PM
James Scameron
:
Your Average Witty Fark User: He absolutely refuses to allow his acting career to be used to promote his band. He's stated over and over that his band will succeed or fail based on the music alone. I respect that.
his band blows, he's done nothing of note and he's a terrible person to be around if you have ever had the immense displeasure of meeting him in person.
he give whiny entitled spoiled broads like Paris Herp....err...Hilton a bad name
he can state it over and over but if that band wants to succeed or fail he should quit...or get fired...or die in a flaming buscrash when his tour bus crashes into a nitroglycerine factory that gets hit by a plane full of fireworks...
he's a douchegoof of the worst kind...his ten seconds in fight club or his great makeup in wtevr it was called don't make him awesome.
cardboard person, cardboard career.. oh well at least he gets to get nailed by hot guys in his trailer..i mean if you like that sort of thing...like he obviously does..
30 seconds to milquetoast can eat the corn out of...well never mind...
see, now i have to post to his twitter and make him cry....
LOOK WHAT YOU ARE DONE!
You're an idiot.
James Scameron
2011-12-29 12:27:13 AM
Your Average Witty Fark User
You're an idiot.
don't strain yourself or anything..
Jared Leto is a d grade "actor" at best in a g grade band.
yawn
email him. tell him you love him.
he will no doubt agree with you when you tell him how awesome he is..LOL
Mattevil
2011-12-29 11:00:47 AM
Kinda liked him in Switchback.
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