That goat's going to hell.

/sheep go to heaven.

There is no Goat!

/that sounded funnoer in my head

*funnier

/need more coffee

Waiting For Da Goat

A play in three acts

He's a baaaaaaaad boy.

He is going to Iowa to vote for Ron Paul.

Also wants to escape. ASAP

If God had wanted the goat to go through the motions in the nativity scene blindly and unquestioningly, he wouldn't have given the goat the ability to escape.

Atheist? It was disgusted with the senseless and prohibited idolatry.

The goat's owner is Jim Aakre of rural Underwood. He says he tried to chase it for about two hours, but the lack of snow made tracking difficult.

Back in my day, goat owners could track a goat through running water!

If I was an atheist goat, I'd be on the lamb.

Uncle Tractor: [upload.wikimedia.org image 640x427]

Also wants to escape. ASAP

A schnauzer?

Lsherm: The goat's owner is Jim Aakre of rural Underwood. He says he tried to chase it for about two hours, but the lack of snow made tracking difficult.

Back in my day, goat owners could track a goat through running water!

This is exactly why all my goats have gps chips implanted in their brains. It's a messy process and they usually die, but the ones that live will never get away.

Mambo Bananapatch: Lsherm: The goat's owner is Jim Aakre of rural Underwood. He says he tried to chase it for about two hours, but the lack of snow made tracking difficult.

Back in my day, goat owners could track a goat through running water!

This is exactly why all my goats have gps chips implanted in their brains. It's a messy process and they usually die, but the ones that live will never get away.

Why stop there? I hear cranial bombs are in fashion.

JasonOfOrillia: That goat's going to hell.

/sheep go to heaven.

Came for this, happy it was done in one.

DarnoKonrad: Atheist? It was disgusted with the senseless and prohibited idolatry.

Anti-idolatry is just a suggestion. The only valid Commandments are for stuff that you would never want to do anyway.

Why can't they respect this goat's religious freedom to practice as he sees fit - or not at all for that matter? I, for one, am outraged.

JasonOfOrillia: That goat's going to hell.

/sheep go to heaven.

Came for Cake, leaving satisfied.

Run, Goat, run!!!

Look the goat was just trying to escape from the People Against Goodness and Normalcy (PAGAN) ritual where he would be slaughter his cock cut off and used to fark ewes.

/ hot
// like hell
/// if there was such a thing

But is the raccoon still on the dog?

edmo: Maybe he was tired of being characterized as an Atheist Goat (new window goes to creepiness)

People need spiritual safety tips? Really? That's just ... I don't know what it is, but I suspect it's somewhere between "sad" and "pathetic".

/Asatruar
//my spiritual safety tip for those that need it - "don't tick off any Jotun"

fark me in the goat ass!

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Asatru

Are you Icelandic or an ex-con?

Too obscure?

Always glad to see the Gavle Goat get a mention.

SundaesChild: JasonOfOrillia: That goat's going to hell.

/sheep go to heaven.

Came for Cake, leaving satisfied.

The goat is a lie?

That is a weird goat. It gave me the devil-eye.

imontheinternet: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Asatru

Are you Icelandic or an ex-con?

My grandparents came over from Norway and I visit there often. Even though that is an officially Christian (Lutheran) country, the older, traditional culture is still intact to a certain extent. I picked it up from them. And I will openly admit I've been to jail multiple times, but never to prison. I'm mischievous, not dangerous.

mutten to see here, move along.

Another example of the nanny state. Unfetad animal runs off and is made the scapegoat for nativity fiasco.

(Liked my headline better)