jaylectricity: WhoIsWillo: FNG: From TFA: Authorities say a woman who was showering when her mobile home caught fire in western Pennsylvania managed to escape, though her dog did not.

There is much stupid and sadness here. Couldn't save the dog from a trailer when you could run out yourself?! It's 20 feet at the most, pick up the frickin dog.

What a biatch. Clothed or not, definitely do not want evil trailer woman.

Poor little dog :(

Have you at least considered that maybe there was fire between her and her dog?

Probably a firecrotch...stupid gingers.

Shut your mouth, gingers are hot.

"Western, PA mobile home female" does not necessarily equal "someone you want to see nekkid". Just sayin.

HoagieBoy: "Western, PA mobile home female" does not necessarily equal "someone you want to see nekkid". Just sayin.

Yeah, 'cause Lord knows there's a double-wide somewhere in that combo.

what was the time to penis?

Try finding mobile homes doing it to fulfill rule 34. Hasn't been done...yet.

HoagieBoy: "Western, PA mobile home female" does not necessarily equal "someone you want to see nekkid". Just sayin.

As they say, assuming makes an ass of you and me.

/have been with attractive trailer-living women

Firefighter here, trailers are indeed deathtraps. If they aren't fully engulfed in ten to fifteen minutes you won the redneck lottery. Also, dogs and kids have a tendency to hide when scared. she probably couldn't find the dog and was smart to gtfo of there.

/would run stark naked out of a burning building with no second thought
// fire might keep my buns warm

Hot dog

Britney Spear's Speculum: Try finding mobile homes doing it to fulfill rule 34. Hasn't been done...yet.



3-way

Getting torn a new one

Gangbang.

Freakin' wiring probably was all aluminum. Or, in other words, classified as "are you NUTS?" by UL Laboratories.

My father- in- law rewired his trailer with copper, because he didn't want his kids barbecued by the stupidest idea in wiring in human history.

when a house catches fire it will fill with smoke extremely quick. within a minute you probably wont be able to hardly see inside while standing with all the burning plastics and cheap paneling. she is lucky to be alive. sucks for the dog, but im not faulting her.

I've never heard of a person burning to death while in a shower. That must have been some pretty dry water to go up in flames so quickly.

csb

There was a small tornado that skipped along parallel to a major highway here several years ago. It took the top from one trailer and the woman in the shower inside ended up in the branches of a tree. Don't know how many emts responded though.

/csb

midnite_farker: csb

There was a small tornado that skipped along parallel to a major highway here several years ago. It took the top from one trailer and the woman in the shower inside ended up in the branches of a tree. Don't know how many Ents responded though.

/csb

Heh heh.

/"Treebeard, some call me."

Am I really the only one who is thinking this is the plot to an installment of world's largest gangbang video?

Christmas tree??

I set one afire last new years as an experiment...quite a stunning conflagration ensued...Will NEVER have a live tree inside my house again. I heard they used to put real candles on live trees, next to an open fireplace...no wonder people died alot...

//I saw the youtube video, but I had to see it first-hand...

Dunno. I'd hose it.

So the fire did about $20, maybe $30 dollars worth of damage?

Pollexabator: So the fire did about $20, maybe $30 dollars worth of damage improvements?

FNG: From TFA: Authorities say a woman who was showering when her mobile home caught fire in western Pennsylvania managed to escape, though her dog did not.

There is much stupid and sadness here. Couldn't save the dog from a trailer when you could run out yourself?! It's 20 feet at the most, pick up the frickin dog.

What a biatch. Clothed or not, definitely do not want evil trailer woman.

Poor little dog :(

Ah, one of those people who cares for animals more than people. Vegetarian? Hate to watch the Godfather because of the horse scene? Was amazed at the amount of animal cruelty in the Game of Thrones on HBO, but didn't give a second thought to the hundreds of people that died? Think that Michael Vick is worse than Jeffery Dahmer?

Look, you don't know what her circumstances where. It's obvious it had to be pretty bad if she couldn't even find any clothing on her way out. As others have said, trailers aren't the best living spaces, so unless you want become a politician and make a law that says that no one who lives in trailers (or highrise apartments for that matter) can own pets, you're going to have to deal with the fact that people will sometime value their own lives first and foremost..

FTA: Authorities expect an electrical problem is to blame for the fire.

Authorities say the woman heard a noise and got out of the shower to find her living room wall on fire.

Lights on Christmas tree strikes again.

Fires move very fast. Maybe going for that dog would have meant burning to death in that fire or collapsing with her lungs full of toxic smoke. Its not so easy. A trailer is a very confined space and there even a smaller window of time to re-act

But besides the dog... my first image was of this sexy nude woman, descending a ladder with only a skimpy wet towel around herself. But then I read "trailer park" and knew we are most likely talking 50 lbs over weight, tattoos all over, and a 3 tooth smile.

Still sucks though. Who wants to lose everything at this time of year especially

No pics of what a woman in a shower might look like?

FNG: From TFA: Authorities say a woman who was showering when her mobile home caught fire in western Pennsylvania managed to escape, though her dog did not.

There is much stupid and sadness here. Couldn't save the dog from a trailer when you could run out yourself?! It's 20 feet at the most, pick up the frickin dog.

What a biatch. Clothed or not, definitely do not want evil trailer woman.

Poor little dog :(

The dog might have run and hidden somewhere.

That trailer is trash now.

So was she pulling a train?

For those of you who have not been there, let me tell you first hand that Tarentum PA is a complete shiat-hole.

It's about 1 mile across and it's squeezed between a warehouse (blocking the river) and a mountainside.

The morbidly obese bleary-eyed criminals who live there can only be described as ape-like and lacking motivation, education, looks or charm.

Keizer_Ghidorah: HoagieBoy: "Western, PA mobile home female" does not necessarily equal "someone you want to see nekkid". Just sayin.

As they say, assuming makes an ass of you and me.

/have been with attractive trailer-living women

You missed the point entirely. Have you ever SEEN the women from Western PA? These are steeler's fans for Chrissake. And im not talking about the hot chick steeler's fans from LA who only got on the bandwagon to be bathroom raped, I'm talking about the real deal, leather skinned malboro lipped western PA T&A. When these women make a man out of you...they do it by setting an example.

FNG

"There is much stupid and sadness here. Couldn't save the dog from a trailer when you could run out yourself?! It's 20 feet at the most, pick up the frickin dog."

I live in a mobile home. (Make fun, but it's what I can afford.) It's roughly 60 feet from the bathroom to the front door. I have 4 fire extinguishers and 4 smoke detectors, though.

As long as there's no fire, it's ok. It's warm, dry, and a cover for my stuff.

Prevailing Wind

"When these women make a man out of you...they do it by setting an example."

LOL. I'm gonna have to file that one away for future use.

FNG: What a biatch. Clothed or not, definitely do not want evil trailer woman.

Except for hot, drunken, meth-fueled trailer sex.

showering woman, trailer home, fire, dog - this has the makings of a great country song.

GibbyTheMole: FNG

"There is much stupid and sadness here. Couldn't save the dog from a trailer when you could run out yourself?! It's 20 feet at the most, pick up the frickin dog."

I live in a mobile home. (Make fun, but it's what I can afford.) It's roughly 60 feet from the bathroom to the front door. I have 4 fire extinguishers and 4 smoke detectors, though.

As long as there's no fire, it's ok. It's warm, dry, and a cover for my stuff.

Prevailing Wind

"When these women make a man out of you...they do it by setting an example."

LOL. I'm gonna have to file that one away for future use.


Thanks! I actually made that one up on the fly too. Rather pithy bon mot for me really.

wombatsrus: showering woman, trailer home, fire, dog - this has the makings of a great country song.

Something like: My ex's trailer burned down and killed the biatch, but my ex is still alive...

Keizer_Ghidorah: jaylectricity: WhoIsWillo: FNG: From TFA: Authorities say a woman who was showering when her mobile home caught fire in western Pennsylvania managed to escape, though her dog did not.

There is much stupid and sadness here. Couldn't save the dog from a trailer when you could run out yourself?! It's 20 feet at the most, pick up the frickin dog.

What a biatch. Clothed or not, definitely do not want evil trailer woman.

Poor little dog :(

Have you at least considered that maybe there was fire between her and her dog?

Probably a firecrotch...stupid gingers.

Shut your mouth, gingers are hot.

bottle gingers, sure

HoagieBoy: "Western, PA mobile home female" does not necessarily equal "someone you want to see nekkid". Just sayin.

I have met a number of women who live in mobile homes that I would like to see nude, but not one that I would like to have a relationship with.

Profedius: HoagieBoy: "Western, PA mobile home female" does not necessarily equal "someone you want to see nekkid". Just sayin.

I have met a number of women who live in mobile homes that I would like to see nude, but not one that I would like to have a relationship with.

Mmm. Trailer Trash...



// Note, I'm referring to Jaime Pressly's character, not David Spade's. NTTAWWT... :-P