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Because nothing says "football" like an 89-year-old Betty White discussing how hot Falcons QB Matt Ryan is
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EnviroDude
2011-12-26 11:01:47 PM
Bring back Junior!
criscodisco
2011-12-26 11:38:29 PM
I know that, by now, I should be sick of Betty White.
But goddamnit, I will never, ever be sick of this wonderful woman.
/off the watch the midnight double-airing of Golden Girls
InferiousX
2011-12-27 01:20:54 AM
I'm getting kind of tired of the Betty White schtick honestly. But I still love her.
On a side note, WTF smart and funny buttons now?
Skid Roe v. Wade Boggs
2011-12-27 01:30:38 AM
mikaloyd
2011-12-27 01:35:59 AM
InferiousX
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I'm getting kind of tired of the Betty White schtick honestly. But I still love her.
On a side note, WTF smart and funny buttons now?
In votable threads you can vote for funny or smart comments. Not sure how that will work on photoshop threads
Uncontrolled_Jibe
2011-12-27 01:39:50 AM
Hey, she's more funny than that idjit Frank.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2011-12-27 01:56:40 AM
Where's the "Derp" button?
Allen262
2011-12-27 02:10:36 AM
EnviroDude
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Bring back Junior!
No, They need this.
Link
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May NSFW...
paj
2011-12-27 02:30:38 AM
original:
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NicoFinn
2011-12-27 02:48:45 AM
B*tch crazay. I love her.
libranoelrose
2011-12-27 03:07:15 AM
paj
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[i.imgur.com image 490x368]
original: Link (new window)
This was the best thing on TV tonight, besides Drew breaking Marino's record.
Good jorb.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2011-12-27 03:50:24 AM
criscodisco
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I know that, by now, I should be sick of Betty White.
But goddamnit, I will never, ever be sick of this wonderful woman.
/off the watch the midnight double-airing of Golden Girls
She was quite the hottie back when the rocks were still soft.
/she was awesome on Liar's Club, too
DrippinBalls
2011-12-27 04:52:39 AM
Yea, she did seem rather moist discussing Ryan.
/stain in the chair?
natural316
2011-12-27 08:36:17 AM
Brees, Ryan. Now that's what I call a white Christmas
Whoops
Tu dou
2011-12-27 08:39:01 AM
Because I know you all came for the pics
t3knomanser
2011-12-27 09:13:14 AM
"Okay, Betty, here's the script for your MNF spot."
*reads* "What the hell is this garbage? 'Pain train'? 'Wahooo'? Who wrote this? I want you to find the person who wrote this, gut them, stuff their intestines with meat and serve them to me as sausage."
"You don't like it?"
"No, I don't goddamn like it. But I'll farkin' film it because I am a goddamn professional who's been delivering garbage writing since before you were born. Let's get this shiat over with."
StupidFly
2011-12-27 11:05:58 AM
WHOO WHOOOOO!
You can't stop the pain train!
Harv72b
2011-12-27 11:21:00 AM
Tu dou
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[yeeeah.com image 530x373] Because I know you all came for the pics
I'd hit it.
/The younger one, too
DrippinBalls
2011-12-27 12:22:56 PM
t3knomanser
"Okay, Betty, here's the script for your MNF spot."
*reads* "What the hell is this garbage? 'Pain train'? 'Wahooo'? Who wrote this? I want you to find the person who wrote this, gut them, stuff their intestines with meat and serve them to me as sausage."
"You don't like it?"
"No, I don't goddamn like it. But I'll farkin' film it because I am a goddamn professional who's been delivering garbage writing since before you were born. Let's get this shiat over with."
Sounds like Red Skelton. That, and nine Rolls Royces.
/no clem caddidlehopper for Christmas, a true shame.
madcan34
2011-12-27 12:52:17 PM
What is she talking about with the "White Christmas" thing?
It's the south! There's no WAY you're gonna have a 'White Christmas".
/what!? It doesn't snow down there!
//Racist bastard
Why Would I Read the Article
2011-12-27 02:50:29 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
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Where's the "Derp" button?
It's the button at the top that says "Politics." Fark has had it for years, but I guess it has just been hiding in plain sight.
John Buck 41
2011-12-27 06:35:05 PM
EnviroDude
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Bring back Junior!
No shiat. Barry Sanders? Ok. Montana? Sure. But this farking dreck? C'mon, man.
BiffDangler
2011-12-27 07:28:21 PM
didn't she sew the american flag?
mikaloyd
2011-12-27 10:19:56 PM
madcan34
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What is she talking about with the "White Christmas" thing?
It's the south! There's no WAY you're gonna have a 'White Christmas".
/what!? It doesn't snow down there!
//Racist bastard
Rhames
2011-12-28 01:55:48 AM
WRESTLEMANIA! MAE YOUNG VS BETTY WHITE!
nonstopcrunchy
2011-12-28 03:38:22 AM
You know, if 89 year old Betty White came on to me, I would find it hard to say no. Because Betty farking White.
Why Yes I Am A Wizard
2011-12-28 09:29:47 PM
criscodisco
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I know that, by now, I should be sick of Betty White.
But goddamnit, I will never, ever be sick of this wonderful woman.
/off the watch the midnight double-airing of Golden Girls
I never was a fan of Golden Girls, but I have always liked Betty White. She cracks me up. I love the Snickers commercial.
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