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Mayo clinic workers speeding to organ-donation site create impromptu organ-donation site of their own
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Grables'Daughter
2011-12-26 11:21:57 PM
Am I the only one that wonders what happened to the patient waiting for the organ?
/go ahead and make your piano jokes below
//or OTHER organ jokes
///never mind
sno man
2011-12-26 11:45:47 PM
and the lesson here is don't do speed, kids.
sno man
2011-12-26 11:49:22 PM
Grables'Daughter
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Am I the only one that wonders what happened to the patient waiting for the organ?
/go ahead and make your piano jokes below
//or OTHER organ jokes
///never mind
cowboy walks into the saloon, steps up to the piano, and starts to tinkle on the keys...
Layzerd
2011-12-27 12:27:28 AM
/oblig
emersonbiggins
2011-12-27 12:32:02 AM
Oblig.
Pointy Tail of Satan
2011-12-27 12:37:42 AM
Undercover Brother was right. Anything with Mayo on it sucks.
Bucky Katt
2011-12-27 12:40:58 AM
should have used Fed Ex.
FreakinB
2011-12-27 12:45:19 AM
Even these guys fared better...
Seriously though, that's awful.
Driver
2011-12-27 12:46:51 AM
Pointy Tail of Satan
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Undercover Brother was right. Anything with Mayo on it sucks.
You can just go to Hellmann's® for that remark.
thelordofcheese
2011-12-27 12:50:33 AM
Bucky Katt
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should have used Fed Ex.
Naw. It woulda gotten bruised when the delivery guy chucked it 54 miles to Jacksonville.
maram500
2011-12-27 12:51:21 AM
I know I'm a horrible person, but that headline made milk squirt from my nose it was so damn funny.
/Window seat, please.
eavlsb
2011-12-27 12:52:47 AM
This is a terrible loss for the recipient patient and family, the donor patient and family, the transplant team and their families, the Mayo Clinic and its staff, the hospital where the donor lay dying, and all concerned. I am so, so sad for all of them. May the Force be with them all.
Jument
2011-12-27 12:55:56 AM
I'm guessing that after a helicopter crash their organs might be a little worse for wear. Quite sad though.
tacojohn
2011-12-27 01:02:04 AM
Anyone else read site as being a website? I thought for a second they were making a craigslist for organs or something.
eelee
2011-12-27 01:11:37 AM
Say, I'm about 12 miles northeast of Palatka. Didn't hear anything about it. Been inside watching Storage Wars all day.
All day.
jingks
2011-12-27 01:16:18 AM
Grables'Daughter
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Am I the only one that wonders what happened to the patient waiting for the organ?
//or OTHER organ jokes
Everything turned out fine for your mother.
jmr61
2011-12-27 01:17:31 AM
here to help
2011-12-27 01:18:34 AM
Holy cripes... I thought I clicked on the emissions reduction thread. I was terribly confused as to what was going on.
Tickle Mittens
2011-12-27 02:34:01 AM
"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a
helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."
inkydoo
2011-12-27 03:06:14 AM
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!"
Budum Bing!
Deman
2011-12-27 03:38:20 AM
jmr61
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[bluepenguindevelopment.com image 327x500]
Are you suggesting this situation may be mistaken for irony?
Victoly
2011-12-27 03:48:37 AM
sno man
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and the lesson here is don't do speed, kids.
That's fine; I'd rather do Jugs, anyway.
BronyMedic
2011-12-27 05:15:56 AM
Goddamnit so much. Seriously. Goddamnit so much.
And,
submitter
, if they were in a helicopter crash, there's probibly not enough left to identify them without DNA, let alone donate. One of the small mercies about Helicopter EMS is that you're not going to suffer if you go down, the impact makes death pretty much instant, unless you get lucky.
/The coworkers I knew who went down had to be identified using DNA. Not even enough teeth left.
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-12-27 06:04:57 AM
Coming for your liver.
Bruce Campbell
2011-12-27 09:24:18 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie
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Coming for your liver.
[img805.imageshack.us image 360x251]
But I'm still using it.
beaverfetus
2011-12-27 09:34:23 AM
Terrible story. Doctors and pilots killed on the flight deserve a hero tag. Transplant sugery is the hardest and most dangerous job in medicine.
Aside from having terrible hours (90+ hours a week. Of uncommon for senior surgeons), many doctors are exposed to the disease their patients have through needle sticks(hep c). By neccessity these guys have to ride in small helicopters and planes in non ideal weather conditions to procure life saving organs. All of this risk is assumed voluntarily by people who could have other cush jobs, who put it all on the line for the sickest patients on earth
Any way my hats off to these heroes
beaverfetus
2011-12-27 09:36:20 AM
Damn auto correct for garbling my sentences...
MBrady
2011-12-27 11:16:41 AM
Operator: [Captain Oveur is on the phone with the Mayo Clinic] Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr. Hamm.
Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.
/you people are slow
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick
2011-12-27 11:36:37 AM
Helicopter EMS is way overused and remarkably unsafe relative to fixed wing or ground transport.
Yes, I know, time is a factor. But in many cases, a fixed wing can be brought in locally to do the same trip.
In any event, R.I.P.
/former air ambulance
Indubitably
2011-12-27 06:46:52 PM
So super sad.
Go, Mayo, go...
So sad yo's
Go, Mayo, go, yo squared.
;(
P.S. Yo, Mayo, you go, no? Yo cubed.
logicalman
2011-12-27 09:42:52 PM
Just FYI, I live near this. The heart was not picked up, and no other timely method of transport was available, so the patient is now waiting for another heart. Very sad story.
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