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(ABC)   18-year-old's Facebook status: "Yo dawg, just robbed a store in Pittsburgh. Here's a picture of them loot." *The Pittsburgh Police Department and 4 others like this.*   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 60
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2011-12-26 08:00:55 PM
88 votes:
Cellmate: "Poke"
2011-12-26 08:16:22 PM
62 votes:
um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did
2011-12-26 08:03:15 PM
49 votes:
Big Bubba Has Sent You A Rape [+Accept/+Accept Anyway]
2011-12-26 08:07:57 PM
21 votes:
Pennsylvania Penal System has sent you an invite in Prison Gang Wars.
2011-12-26 09:02:53 PM
9 votes:
failfun.com
2011-12-26 08:30:50 PM
8 votes:
yea ok u hit them with nowledge and they reply with "lol im a college student not readign anything that isnt in college speak" yeah this why america goin too hell all the smart people tellin the "dumb ppl" they're not allowed too have an opinion lol yea ok my opinion is gona be my fist in ur fac3 by the time im done with u
2011-12-26 09:05:08 PM
5 votes:

SDRR: phrenicmonkey: A friend of mine's idiot teenaged son keeps posting his antics on Facebook. He can't figure out how he keeps getting caught.

Well don't tell him!

/WTF is with these huge ugly buttons in the headers?


I know. They're really distracting the right side of my vision, so when I'm reading my eye is always distracted. Why not just fill up the header bar with as many buttons as you can squeeze in? It's just ugly clutter.

blogs.walkerart.org
2011-12-26 08:09:29 PM
5 votes:
Sometimes the low-hanging fruit just drops to the ground. Idiot.
2011-12-26 08:19:37 PM
4 votes:
Quote- Cellmate_"Poke"

It's Pennsylbama........
PA DOC guard_"Poke"
2011-12-26 08:13:35 PM
4 votes:

I'm confused. He has money but doesn't have any shirts to wear. Maybe he'll explain it all on his Timeline.


Maybe the Winklevii can make some money by inventing Thugbook.com and attract all these lawbreakers to make thier Profiles there.

2011-12-26 08:12:44 PM
4 votes:

Bondith: Them loot?


Hooked on Ebonics worked for me.
2011-12-26 10:02:13 PM
3 votes:
Those photos is mines, yo. You post to axe permission, nah'meen. I'm a producer and I dos what I do, ya know.
2011-12-26 09:40:30 PM
3 votes:
d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net

/hot like stolen candy and cigarettes
2011-12-26 09:02:27 PM
3 votes:

SDRR: phrenicmonkey: A friend of mine's idiot teenaged son keeps posting his antics on Facebook. He can't figure out how he keeps getting caught.

Well don't tell him!

/WTF is with these huge ugly buttons in the headers?


Drew, I can't click [smart] or [funny] with posts like this.
Can I get a dumbass button?
2011-12-26 08:36:07 PM
3 votes:
cdn1.staztic.com

/Sheeit!
2011-12-26 08:32:01 PM
3 votes:
www.cwporter.com
2011-12-26 08:20:31 PM
3 votes:
A friend of mine's idiot teenaged son keeps posting his antics on Facebook. He can't figure out how he keeps getting caught.
2011-12-27 12:52:14 AM
2 votes:
huhh

i wrote this??

been high all day lol probly why
2011-12-26 11:18:47 PM
2 votes:

Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did


Just got to use the Funny button for the first time.

Well played, sir.
2011-12-26 09:33:40 PM
2 votes:

Altitude5280: Book'em Dano./No one under 30 will get that.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Approves
2011-12-26 08:51:07 PM
2 votes:

Bondith: Them loot?


These photos is mines, yo.

cache.gawker.com
2011-12-26 08:42:27 PM
2 votes:
h3cubus: I love how the advanced aliens can't tell its from it's. Must be from a short planet.
2011-12-26 08:30:59 PM
2 votes:
Another example of how Facebook infringes on all of our privacy. Sadly, this fine upstanding young man has to pay the price for their greed.

/amidoingthisright?
2011-12-26 08:30:10 PM
2 votes:
His home looks like a gloryhole bathroom...
2011-12-26 08:20:12 PM
2 votes:
was he black?
2011-12-26 08:19:49 PM
2 votes:
And the great homogenization of Internet websites in the race to the bottom continues!
2011-12-26 08:15:35 PM
2 votes:
Probably didn't even set post to Friends Only.
2011-12-27 10:55:28 AM
1 votes:
Too bad these guys didn't try to rob a Kroger store.
2011-12-27 08:21:14 AM
1 votes:

DanInKansas: ThighsofGlory: Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did


PocketNinja: one of the best and worst things to happen to Fark.


Mike needs to get his own schtick.
2011-12-27 08:15:07 AM
1 votes:

ThighsofGlory: Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did


PocketNinja: one of the best and worst things to happen to Fark.
2011-12-27 02:06:33 AM
1 votes:

Trance354: and yes, how does one turn the big, new, idiot buttons off? That whole "You'll get over it" from Jeff(and the ensuing apology) isn't going to fly this time.


I like them.
2011-12-26 11:58:53 PM
1 votes:

FuryOfFirestorm: But how else was he going to afford a pair of new Nike Air Jordans - get a job?




Perhaps photoshopping is the way to go for those shoes...
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
hot (the pic, not the shoes...)
2011-12-26 11:55:35 PM
1 votes:

probesport: [failfun.com image 485x605]


Uhh... is that a young Obama?
2011-12-26 11:33:47 PM
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did


And this, Mr. LowELL, is why you're the only troll I have favourited in green instead of red.
2011-12-26 10:52:21 PM
1 votes:
You might think Pittsburgh is a "city", but it really is just a cluster of far north west virginians.
2011-12-26 10:12:41 PM
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did


PURE FARKIN GOLD!
KEWL STORY BRO!


Welcome to my favorites list Mike "Mad Dogg" Lowell!
2011-12-26 09:59:46 PM
1 votes:

Brother Head: Mixolydian Master: SDRR: phrenicmonkey: A friend of mine's idiot teenaged son keeps posting his antics on Facebook. He can't figure out how he keeps getting caught.

Well don't tell him!

/WTF is with these huge ugly buttons in the headers?

I know. They're really distracting the right side of my vision, so when I'm reading my eye is always distracted. Why not just fill up the header bar with as many buttons as you can squeeze in? It's just ugly clutter.

[blogs.walkerart.org image 480x360]

Sadly, my best friend wife's computer looked almost that bad...


Probably wondered why it was slow too
2011-12-26 09:46:12 PM
1 votes:

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: You... do realize that he's not black, right?


While I agree the assumption that he is black is racist, the guy in the photo (Isaiah Cutler) looks like he could be black, doesn't he?
2011-12-26 09:29:28 PM
1 votes:

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Dialectic: It begs the question; why do some many brethren of the nubian persuasion love to pose with stacks of money?

You... do realize that he's not black, right?


True, but you can tell he desperately wants to be.
2011-12-26 09:28:23 PM
1 votes:

thenateman: [gawker.com image 599x654]
Reminds me of this thread from 1998.

If a popular website posts a link to your ridiculous Craigslist ad, it's probably not a good idea to call them up and leave a ranting phone message, as they will post that too (new window)


I swear to God that guy lived in my dorm freshman year.
2011-12-26 09:26:29 PM
1 votes:

Dialectic: It begs the question; why do some many brethren of the nubian persuasion love to pose with stacks of money?


You... do realize that he's not black, right? I mean, you know how I know you're racist?
2011-12-26 09:21:38 PM
1 votes:

thenateman: [gawker.com image 599x654]
Reminds me of this thread from 1998.


Let's call that 2008.

/Stuck in the 90s
2011-12-26 09:18:58 PM
1 votes:
2011-12-26 09:06:24 PM
1 votes:

Mixolydian Master: I know. They're really distracting the right side of my vision, so when I'm reading my eye is always distracted. Why not just fill up the header bar with as many buttons as you can squeeze in? It's just ugly clutter.


You'll get over it.
2011-12-26 09:04:45 PM
1 votes:

probesport: [failfun.com image 485x605]


We need a "What the f*ck?" button in the comment bar.
2011-12-26 09:03:12 PM
1 votes:

SDRR: /WTF is with these huge ugly buttons in the headers?


Please?
2011-12-26 09:03:03 PM
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did


Too many characters. The maximum number of characters for a status update is 450 characters. Your status update is 1250 characters. Would you like to post this as a note?
2011-12-26 08:57:44 PM
1 votes:
A mind is a terrible thing yo.
2011-12-26 08:55:58 PM
1 votes:
Not suprised at the "appearance" of these criminals. But no we can't say that...that would be racist..
2011-12-26 08:49:56 PM
1 votes:
Aw jeez, where'd these crazy like-esque buttons just appear from?
WD
2011-12-26 08:46:26 PM
1 votes:
Crayon all over his walls. Stole candy. We've got a winner here.
2011-12-26 08:43:04 PM
1 votes:
Dats a vayshun of my pry-vates, dawg!
2011-12-26 08:39:13 PM
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: DeathByGeekSquad: You messed up at the end, should've gone with a DAT instead of THAT

nah it chill i here u thx for the corection ill try to fix my spelling more in the future mah spelun mor in da futur

2011-12-26 08:37:00 PM
1 votes:

DeathByGeekSquad: You messed up at the end, should've gone with a DAT instead of THAT


nah it chill i here u thx for the corection ill try to fix my spelling more in the future
2011-12-26 08:29:42 PM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: was he black?


And while we're on the subject of genetic traits...how tall is he? What's his eye color? These things are all relevant to the story.
2011-12-26 08:26:40 PM
1 votes:
He sounds white...J
2011-12-26 08:22:03 PM
1 votes:
What's the point of robbing a store and then posting the evidence on the net for all to see? Raising "street cred" is just the same as adding more crimes to your criminal records. Maybe next time he robs a place, he'll go use the money to get some education.
2011-12-26 08:16:18 PM
1 votes:
Hai! I ar dum! Hoppin u ar de sayme! Bee shur to Favrit my pix yo.
2011-12-26 08:10:30 PM
1 votes:
Them loot?
2011-12-26 08:09:02 PM
1 votes:
[ohsnap.jpg]
 
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