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(ABC)   18-year-old's Facebook status: "Yo dawg, just robbed a store in Pittsburgh. Here's a picture of them loot." *The Pittsburgh Police Department and 4 others like this.*   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 46
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2011-12-26 08:16:22 PM  
15 votes:
um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did
2011-12-26 08:15:35 PM  
5 votes:
Probably didn't even set post to Friends Only.
2011-12-26 08:00:55 PM  
5 votes:
Cellmate: "Poke"
2011-12-26 08:29:48 PM  
4 votes:
Fail tag must be for abcnews.go.com for posting a video (that starts automatically at full volume, of course) about a totally different robbery.
2011-12-26 10:45:47 PM  
3 votes:
Autoplaying videos with loud volume need to DIAF.

Oh, and the people involved are dipshiats. 'Nuff said.
2011-12-26 09:05:08 PM  
3 votes:

SDRR: phrenicmonkey: A friend of mine's idiot teenaged son keeps posting his antics on Facebook. He can't figure out how he keeps getting caught.

Well don't tell him!

/WTF is with these huge ugly buttons in the headers?


I know. They're really distracting the right side of my vision, so when I'm reading my eye is always distracted. Why not just fill up the header bar with as many buttons as you can squeeze in? It's just ugly clutter.

blogs.walkerart.org
2011-12-26 08:56:22 PM  
3 votes:

phrenicmonkey: A friend of mine's idiot teenaged son keeps posting his antics on Facebook. He can't figure out how he keeps getting caught.


Well don't tell him!

/WTF is with these huge ugly buttons in the headers?
2011-12-26 08:17:11 PM  
3 votes:
E=mc^2
2011-12-26 08:10:30 PM  
3 votes:
Them loot?
2011-12-26 08:09:29 PM  
3 votes:
Sometimes the low-hanging fruit just drops to the ground. Idiot.
2011-12-26 08:03:15 PM  
3 votes:
Big Bubba Has Sent You A Rape [+Accept/+Accept Anyway]
2011-12-26 09:02:27 PM  
2 votes:

SDRR: phrenicmonkey: A friend of mine's idiot teenaged son keeps posting his antics on Facebook. He can't figure out how he keeps getting caught.

Well don't tell him!

/WTF is with these huge ugly buttons in the headers?


Drew, I can't click [smart] or [funny] with posts like this.
Can I get a dumbass button?
2011-12-26 08:53:36 PM  
2 votes:

jingks: Aw jeez, where'd these crazy like-esque buttons just appear from?


Check six threads back.
2011-12-26 08:29:42 PM  
2 votes:

some_beer_drinker: was he black?


And while we're on the subject of genetic traits...how tall is he? What's his eye color? These things are all relevant to the story.
2011-12-26 08:19:37 PM  
2 votes:
Quote- Cellmate_"Poke"

It's Pennsylbama........
PA DOC guard_"Poke"
2011-12-26 08:17:02 PM  
2 votes:
Is our children learning?
2011-12-26 11:55:35 PM  
1 votes:

probesport: [failfun.com image 485x605]


Uhh... is that a young Obama?
2011-12-26 11:51:41 PM  
1 votes:

Degenz: Fail tag must be for abcnews.go.com for posting a video (that starts automatically at full volume, of course) about a totally different robbery.


THIS...
2011-12-26 09:46:12 PM  
1 votes:

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: You... do realize that he's not black, right?


While I agree the assumption that he is black is racist, the guy in the photo (Isaiah Cutler) looks like he could be black, doesn't he?
2011-12-26 09:34:15 PM  
1 votes:
and yes, how does one turn the big, new, idiot buttons off? That whole "You'll get over it" from Jeff(and the ensuing apology) isn't going to fly this time.
2011-12-26 09:33:02 PM  
1 votes:
a.abcnews.com
Isaiah Cutler
2011-12-26 09:08:01 PM  
1 votes:

AntiNorm: Mixolydian Master: I know. They're really distracting the right side of my vision, so when I'm reading my eye is always distracted. Why not just fill up the header bar with as many buttons as you can squeeze in? It's just ugly clutter.

You'll get over it.


Oh I know. It took me a few weeks when they changed the whole theme of fark, and liked the dark format much better. A white background is like staring at a lightbulb.
2011-12-26 09:04:45 PM  
1 votes:

probesport: [failfun.com image 485x605]


We need a "What the f*ck?" button in the comment bar.
2011-12-26 09:03:12 PM  
1 votes:

SDRR: /WTF is with these huge ugly buttons in the headers?


Please?
2011-12-26 09:03:03 PM  
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did


Too many characters. The maximum number of characters for a status update is 450 characters. Your status update is 1250 characters. Would you like to post this as a note?
2011-12-26 09:01:04 PM  
1 votes:
If the police were really smart they'd be trolling FB for drug related stuff.

I don't know how many morons put statuses up about when they're going to do or what they got for selling them. My personal favorites are the tagged pictures of people doing them....that they don't even bother to set to "private" to keep the general public from seeing them. Plus they'll friend just about anyone so even if it is private it won't be for long.

Then once you have names you can pull records of their cellphone activity and have the carrier save pertinent text messages on their server for you (http://www.divorce360.com/divorce-articles/cheating/catching/eager-to -check-those-texts.aspx?artid=1071)

Police figured out the whole chat room 14yr old girl thing, so I'm sure they'll get around to this eventually.
2011-12-26 08:55:58 PM  
1 votes:
Not suprised at the "appearance" of these criminals. But no we can't say that...that would be racist..
2011-12-26 08:53:51 PM  
1 votes:
Something looks different on Fark...
2011-12-26 08:49:56 PM  
1 votes:
Aw jeez, where'd these crazy like-esque buttons just appear from?
2011-12-26 08:49:55 PM  
1 votes:
Facebook. Get out while you can.
2011-12-26 08:43:08 PM  
1 votes:
Book-learnin' is fo' suckas.
2011-12-26 08:37:59 PM  
1 votes:

Degenz: Fail tag must be for abcnews.go.com for posting a video (that starts automatically at full volume, of course) about a totally different robbery.


Yeah I was like wtf, they released the kids after they shot some poor guy? Then I realized it was a different robbery. God local media sucks ass.
wee
2011-12-26 08:36:35 PM  
1 votes:
Mulch white-boy gangsters.

Mulch them now.
2011-12-26 08:36:07 PM  
1 votes:
cdn1.staztic.com

/Sheeit!
2011-12-26 08:33:25 PM  
1 votes:
Mike_LowELL

You messed up at the end, should've gone with a DAT instead of THAT
2011-12-26 08:30:59 PM  
1 votes:
Another example of how Facebook infringes on all of our privacy. Sadly, this fine upstanding young man has to pay the price for their greed.

/amidoingthisright?
2011-12-26 08:30:50 PM  
1 votes:
yea ok u hit them with nowledge and they reply with "lol im a college student not readign anything that isnt in college speak" yeah this why america goin too hell all the smart people tellin the "dumb ppl" they're not allowed too have an opinion lol yea ok my opinion is gona be my fist in ur fac3 by the time im done with u
2011-12-26 08:26:40 PM  
1 votes:
He sounds white...J
2011-12-26 08:24:12 PM  
1 votes:

bmihura: Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did

Time to stop drinking and typing. Or maybe that's "Idiiot and typing; I'm inventing the I&T tag for you.

I&T


Whoosh!
2011-12-26 08:22:36 PM  
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did



I wouldn't dare to begin reading that.
2011-12-26 08:19:49 PM  
1 votes:
And the great homogenization of Internet websites in the race to the bottom continues!
2011-12-26 08:16:18 PM  
1 votes:
Hai! I ar dum! Hoppin u ar de sayme! Bee shur to Favrit my pix yo.
2011-12-26 08:15:37 PM  
1 votes:
cool dudes, just not real bright
2011-12-26 08:13:35 PM  
1 votes:

I'm confused. He has money but doesn't have any shirts to wear. Maybe he'll explain it all on his Timeline.


Maybe the Winklevii can make some money by inventing Thugbook.com and attract all these lawbreakers to make thier Profiles there.

2011-12-26 08:09:02 PM  
1 votes:
[ohsnap.jpg]
2011-12-26 08:07:57 PM  
1 votes:
Pennsylvania Penal System has sent you an invite in Prison Gang Wars.
 
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