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(ABC)   18-year-old's Facebook status: "Yo dawg, just robbed a store in Pittsburgh. Here's a picture of them loot." *The Pittsburgh Police Department and 4 others like this.*   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 135
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2011-12-26 08:00:55 PM
Cellmate: "Poke"
 
2011-12-26 08:03:15 PM
Big Bubba Has Sent You A Rape [+Accept/+Accept Anyway]
 
2011-12-26 08:07:57 PM
Pennsylvania Penal System has sent you an invite in Prison Gang Wars.
 
2011-12-26 08:09:02 PM
[ohsnap.jpg]
 
2011-12-26 08:09:29 PM
Sometimes the low-hanging fruit just drops to the ground. Idiot.
 
2011-12-26 08:10:30 PM
Them loot?
 
2011-12-26 08:12:44 PM

Bondith: Them loot?


Hooked on Ebonics worked for me.
 
2011-12-26 08:13:35 PM

I'm confused. He has money but doesn't have any shirts to wear. Maybe he'll explain it all on his Timeline.


Maybe the Winklevii can make some money by inventing Thugbook.com and attract all these lawbreakers to make thier Profiles there.

 
2011-12-26 08:15:35 PM
Probably didn't even set post to Friends Only.
 
2011-12-26 08:15:37 PM
cool dudes, just not real bright
 
2011-12-26 08:16:18 PM
Hai! I ar dum! Hoppin u ar de sayme! Bee shur to Favrit my pix yo.
 
2011-12-26 08:16:22 PM
um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did
 
2011-12-26 08:17:02 PM
Is our children learning?
 
2011-12-26 08:17:11 PM
E=mc^2
 
2011-12-26 08:19:37 PM
Quote- Cellmate_"Poke"

It's Pennsylbama........
PA DOC guard_"Poke"
 
2011-12-26 08:19:49 PM
And the great homogenization of Internet websites in the race to the bottom continues!
 
2011-12-26 08:20:12 PM
was he black?
 
2011-12-26 08:20:31 PM
A friend of mine's idiot teenaged son keeps posting his antics on Facebook. He can't figure out how he keeps getting caught.
 
2011-12-26 08:20:53 PM

Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did


Time to stop drinking and typing. Or maybe that's "Idiiot and typing; I'm inventing the I&T tag for you.

I&T
 
2011-12-26 08:22:03 PM
What's the point of robbing a store and then posting the evidence on the net for all to see? Raising "street cred" is just the same as adding more crimes to your criminal records. Maybe next time he robs a place, he'll go use the money to get some education.
 
2011-12-26 08:22:36 PM

Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did



I wouldn't dare to begin reading that.
 
2011-12-26 08:24:12 PM

bmihura: Mike_LowELL: um ok u all just hater's cus u never robb3d a store in ur lief like i did back on march 13 in hampton city vermont it was crazy stuff yall they wus liek "welcome to hampton city bank" and i was liek "WELCOME TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN biatch" and so the cop's come out and they firin liek crazy y'all I MEAN MAD METAL GOIN LEFT AND RIGHT but im liek "nah it cool mike lowell got this" and i make call of duty look like battlefield 3 if u no wut im sayin LOL but anyway so every1 dead now and im in my cadilac (well granny oldhag's cadilac i stole it LOL) and the cops are liek "THIS IS THE POLICE MIKE LOWELL WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN" and so i respond WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE TOO THE HELICOPTER ABOVE ME and that thing spin down faster then katie holmes' career LOL so anyway i got 12 million buck's or maybe 13 i couldn't count all of it so i gave some too my girlfriend for child support payment's which is dumb okay so i lied said the kid wasn't mine WHO'S RIGHT IS IT TOO MAKE ME PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THAT...whatever this is dumb man and so is this guy for posting about his crime's on the internet lol u deserfe too go to jail if you talk about all the money u stole from a store liek that one time i did

Time to stop drinking and typing. Or maybe that's "Idiiot and typing; I'm inventing the I&T tag for you.

I&T


Whoosh!
 
2011-12-26 08:26:40 PM
He sounds white...J
 
2011-12-26 08:29:42 PM

some_beer_drinker: was he black?


And while we're on the subject of genetic traits...how tall is he? What's his eye color? These things are all relevant to the story.
 
2011-12-26 08:29:48 PM
Fail tag must be for abcnews.go.com for posting a video (that starts automatically at full volume, of course) about a totally different robbery.
 
2011-12-26 08:30:10 PM
His home looks like a gloryhole bathroom...
 
2011-12-26 08:30:50 PM
yea ok u hit them with nowledge and they reply with "lol im a college student not readign anything that isnt in college speak" yeah this why america goin too hell all the smart people tellin the "dumb ppl" they're not allowed too have an opinion lol yea ok my opinion is gona be my fist in ur fac3 by the time im done with u
 
2011-12-26 08:30:59 PM
Another example of how Facebook infringes on all of our privacy. Sadly, this fine upstanding young man has to pay the price for their greed.

/amidoingthisright?
 
2011-12-26 08:32:01 PM
www.cwporter.com
 
2011-12-26 08:33:25 PM
Mike_LowELL

You messed up at the end, should've gone with a DAT instead of THAT
 
2011-12-26 08:33:29 PM

DerechoSCK: Another example of how Facebook infringes on all of our privacy. Sadly, this fine upstanding young man has to pay the price for their greed.

/amidoingthisright?


Eeeeh, needs 25% moar stoopid
 
2011-12-26 08:35:52 PM

BarbadoSlim: DerechoSCK: Another example of how Facebook infringes on all of our privacy. Sadly, this fine upstanding young man has to pay the price for their greed.

/amidoingthisright?

Eeeeh, needs 25% moar stoopid


Damnit... I'll get it eventually.
 
2011-12-26 08:36:07 PM
cdn1.staztic.com

/Sheeit!
 
wee [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 08:36:35 PM
Mulch white-boy gangsters.

Mulch them now.
 
2011-12-26 08:37:00 PM

DeathByGeekSquad: You messed up at the end, should've gone with a DAT instead of THAT


nah it chill i here u thx for the corection ill try to fix my spelling more in the future
 
2011-12-26 08:37:59 PM

Degenz: Fail tag must be for abcnews.go.com for posting a video (that starts automatically at full volume, of course) about a totally different robbery.


Yeah I was like wtf, they released the kids after they shot some poor guy? Then I realized it was a different robbery. God local media sucks ass.
 
2011-12-26 08:38:33 PM
You think someone who is stupid enough to burglarize a business is going to conversely be smart enough not to brag about it? I expect shiat like this.
 
2011-12-26 08:39:13 PM

Mike_LowELL: DeathByGeekSquad: You messed up at the end, should've gone with a DAT instead of THAT

nah it chill i here u thx for the corection ill try to fix my spelling more in the future mah spelun mor in da futur

 
2011-12-26 08:42:27 PM
h3cubus: I love how the advanced aliens can't tell its from it's. Must be from a short planet.
 
2011-12-26 08:43:04 PM
Dats a vayshun of my pry-vates, dawg!
 
2011-12-26 08:43:08 PM
Book-learnin' is fo' suckas.
 
2011-12-26 08:45:30 PM

h3cubus: [www.cwporter.com image 383x437]


You'll get a few with that, über troll
 
WD
2011-12-26 08:46:26 PM
Crayon all over his walls. Stole candy. We've got a winner here.
 
2011-12-26 08:49:31 PM

You'll get a few with that, über troll



I must admit, it caused me to Google CW Porter.

Now there's an interesting fellow. Holocaust denier. Quoted author on Stormfront. Just an all around gem.
 
2011-12-26 08:49:55 PM
Facebook. Get out while you can.
 
2011-12-26 08:49:56 PM
Aw jeez, where'd these crazy like-esque buttons just appear from?
 
2011-12-26 08:51:07 PM

Bondith: Them loot?


These photos is mines, yo.

cache.gawker.com
 
2011-12-26 08:53:36 PM

jingks: Aw jeez, where'd these crazy like-esque buttons just appear from?


Check six threads back.
 
2011-12-26 08:53:51 PM
Something looks different on Fark...
 
2011-12-26 08:55:58 PM
Not suprised at the "appearance" of these criminals. But no we can't say that...that would be racist..
 
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