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(AZ Family) Obvious Man who found a burnt cross and a threatening note tied to a brick in his yard thinks whoever left them there is either a racist or has a problem with his DirectTV installation business   (azfamily.com) divider line 79
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violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 01:32:14 PM
What the frank?
 
This About That [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 01:36:33 PM
Whoever it was was too shiatfaced to either light a fire or throw a brick.
 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 02:06:19 PM
In Arizona? Really?
 
APE992
2011-12-26 02:34:29 PM
I think it might be the latter.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2011-12-26 02:36:27 PM
This About That: Whoever it was was too shiatfaced to either light a fire or throw a brick.

Back in my day, racism meant something. Damn lazy racist kids today. I'll bet the brick even used "n-word." Not the n-word, the actual phrasing "n-word."
 
Calm Down You Spaz
2011-12-26 02:36:55 PM
God I hate successful and attractive satellite tv providers and installers. But not their women. Does that make me a bad person?
 
haterade
2011-12-26 02:38:35 PM
white power?
 
rjakobi
2011-12-26 02:39:07 PM
Can't it be BOTH?
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-12-26 02:39:36 PM
That'll teach him to serve as muscle...for the Jew.
 
kazrak
2011-12-26 02:39:37 PM
...why am I not surprised that it's Gilbert?

/ Lived there for 8 years.
// Couldn't decide if it was a suburb of hell or the Suburb From Hell.
/// Just called it "Hell's Own Suburb".
//// [ARIZONA]
// Hell, [GILBERT]
// Slashies are fun!
 
FrancoFile
2011-12-26 02:40:33 PM
BarbadoSlim: That'll teach him to serve as muscle...for the Jew.

Arizona Nazis, not Illinois. RTFA.
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-12-26 02:41:31 PM
It's clear that society still has a long way to go combating the evils of racism and satellite TV.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2011-12-26 02:41:34 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-26 02:44:36 PM
He'll get over it
 
Cheesus
2011-12-26 02:45:42 PM
t...Time...to leave?
 
JohnCarter
2011-12-26 02:47:11 PM
FTA "I don't know what to think, this is 2011, 2012," Griffin said. "

Maybe local folks were concerned about his lack of ability to accurately understand the calendar
 
frtmn7
2011-12-26 02:48:13 PM
Well you said you would be there between 9AM-4PM, forcing me to take off work. Give me a smaller time frame lazy asshat.
 
imprimere
2011-12-26 02:50:13 PM
JohnCarter: FTA "I don't know what to think, this is 2011, 2012," Griffin said. "

Maybe local folks were concerned about his lack of ability to accurately understand the calendar

And a new prejudice is born; the temperalist!
 
numbone
2011-12-26 02:52:24 PM
His wife sounds fat.
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 02:53:28 PM
Oh when will the DirectTV people, the Dish Network and even the scummy cable people learn to get along?

Not to mention the people who just hang wires in the sky and pull down free television. Oh crap. I mentioned them.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-26 02:55:08 PM
I have a condition where I can't accurately recall the year, it could be 1954, it could be 2034, so I don't see the humor in making fun of this man's malady.
 
Mock26
2011-12-26 02:55:48 PM
Griffin? I bet it was a bunch of adventurers.
 
gregscott
2011-12-26 02:56:16 PM
imprimere: JohnCarter: FTA "I don't know what to think, this is 2011, 2012," Griffin said. "

Maybe local folks were concerned about his lack of ability to accurately understand the calendar

And a new prejudice is born; the temperalist!

Just another reflection of the deeply corrupt "time window" view of temporal events.
The magical cross-brick-fire incantations are merely a failed attempt at repairing the temporal rift which is threatening to destroy space-time as we know it.
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 02:56:19 PM
JohnCarter
FTA "I don't know what to think, this is 2011, 2012," Griffin said. "

Maybe local folks were concerned about his lack of ability to accurately understand the calendar

Well, he is a tv service installer. He probably can't even accurately tell his wife when he'll be home. "I'll be there between 3 pm Wednesday and 9 am Saturday."
 
kid_icarus
2011-12-26 02:56:25 PM
Ignatius Griffin

The guy sounds like a professor at Hogwarts.
 
Rent is too damn high
2011-12-26 02:58:09 PM
Suspects include members of a local KKK organization, a local neo-Nazi group, and a Dish Network installer.
 
JesseL
2011-12-26 02:58:27 PM
Bucky Katt: In Arizona? Really?

Do you know of a place without a single racist dumbfark?
 
Kumana Wanalaia
2011-12-26 02:58:59 PM
A democrat probably did it.

They're the real racists.
 
squrt
2011-12-26 03:01:50 PM
what kind of brick was it
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-26 03:03:42 PM
I'll bet a box of doughnuts that he will be found to be the one who planted the cross and brick in his yard.
 
kid_icarus
2011-12-26 03:04:27 PM
JesseL: Bucky Katt: In Arizona? Really?

Do you know of a place without a single racist dumbfark?

i76.photobucket.com
 
xsarien
2011-12-26 03:08:06 PM
He should consider himself lucky. I fear what would've happened to him if he was a Time Warner Cable employee.

/ I live in a city, satellite isn't an option.
 
imprimere
2011-12-26 03:12:07 PM
kid_icarus: JesseL: Bucky Katt: In Arizona? Really?

Do you know of a place without a single racist dumbfark?

[i76.photobucket.com image 400x300]

O RLY?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
bugmn99
2011-12-26 03:12:41 PM
Note to self: check all electrical cables before turning on the "Welcome to the neighborhood, love FARK" holiday tree.

Also, double check all gift bricks from the politics tab.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-12-26 03:12:55 PM
KKKabletown
 
walrusonion
2011-12-26 03:13:32 PM
As if I needed another reason to hate living in farking Gilbert.
/fark this town.
//and it's gaudy farking water tower.
 
Herb Utsmelz [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 03:14:42 PM
LordOfThePings: KKKabletown

static-l3.blogcritics.org

Sought for questioning.
 
Dinjiin
2011-12-26 03:18:43 PM
JohnCarter: Maybe local folks were concerned about his lack of ability to accurately understand the calendar

Given his profession in the television service industry, being +/- 5 days isn't bad. It is a better margin of error than the guys at Comcast can comprehend.
 
Avery614
2011-12-26 03:19:54 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

"He divorced his wife because she was quote "a nig*** lover".
 
bugmn99
2011-12-26 03:20:01 PM
Herb Utsmelz: LordOfThePings: KKKabletown

[static-l3.blogcritics.org image 299x404]

Sought for questioning.

Naw, see. That's jus' 'heritage'.
 
Genju
2011-12-26 03:20:53 PM
fc05.deviantart.net
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-12-26 03:22:44 PM
Dean was just trying to get Triana's affections.
 
netringer [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 03:24:25 PM
He needs to be careful.
If he removes the cross he'll owe DirectTV the $450 early termination fee that was on the contract he never signed.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 03:28:37 PM
It wasn't a cross, it was just a sideways "X" for :"XFinity".
 
ultraholland
2011-12-26 03:30:03 PM
TFA: "I don't know what to think, this is 2011, 2012," Griffin said. "This is supposed to be dead and gone a long time ago."

I understand his sentiment but it's only been a few generations since our Civil War. It's been but a handful of years since the Civil Rights Era. These things don't go away very easily. Ignorance is a prolific breeder.
 
outatime
2011-12-26 03:34:42 PM
So they stuck an unlit cross in his yard...on Christmas? "That'll show him! Now it looks like he has more Christmas decorations! Take THAT, n*****!!!"

Clearly some brilliant minds at work in the Klan these days.
 
thelordofcheese
2011-12-26 03:35:19 PM
Christmas Eve morning? No.
 
jmomo
2011-12-26 03:36:41 PM
Is it Arizona fark tag time yet?

Yea, Arizona has some hate groups. Not a shocker. These immigrants from other states bring their farked back backwards ideas with them.

Seriously, Arizona sucks.
 
ScottMpls
2011-12-26 03:40:59 PM
mediamemo.allthingsd.com

Wanted for questioning.

/hot
 
Amos Quito
2011-12-26 03:48:18 PM
Attention whore faking hate crime?

/More likely than you think
 
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