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(NYPost) Followup Cop- and tourist-hating NYC attack pigeon tamed by hot redhead opera singer   (nypost.com) divider line 55
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2011-12-26 10:13:01 AM
I see that 'hot' has become the latest adjective whose value has been depreciated by over-use.

She's not hideous, but I'd hardly call her 'hot'. Or redheaded, for that matter.
 
2011-12-26 10:13:11 AM
pics.gayteenforum.org
 
2011-12-26 10:19:46 AM
I dunno if I'd want it to be a regular occurrence, but it would be pretty awesome to hear the aria from Fidelio or some such emerge at the height of passion.
 
2011-12-26 10:22:16 AM
DjangoStonereaver: I see that 'hot' has become the latest adjective whose value has been depreciated by over-use.

She's not hideous, but I'd hardly call her 'hot'. Or redheaded, for that matter.


Hot Opera singer

GIS for "average opera singer"
static.guim.co.uk
 
2011-12-26 10:22:46 AM
subby calls that hot? You still drunk subby or blind?
 
2011-12-26 10:24:05 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-12-26 10:28:06 AM
Subby is obviously over 50. Once a man crosses 50, the "hot" category encompasses practically every woman under 50.
 
2011-12-26 10:28:23 AM
BeerBear: subby calls that hot? You still drunk subby or blind?

Or older. She's not unattractive, but I think I'moutside of her target demographic.
 
2011-12-26 10:29:08 AM
The previous post should be construed as a bookmark, in the hopes of a "THIS is a hot redhead" thread.

And, what the hell, EIP for BIE.
 
2011-12-26 10:29:52 AM
Ummmmmm...... when it comes to hotness, you either aria, or you're not
 
2011-12-26 10:30:32 AM
DjangoStonereaver: I see that 'hot' has become the latest adjective whose value has been depreciated by over-use.

She's not hideous, but I'd hardly call her 'hot'. Or redheaded, for that matter.


LewDux: GIS for "average opera singer"

BeerBear: subby calls that hot? You still drunk subby or blind?

Uh huh. She can hit high notes when properly motivated, she likes being pecked by aggressive bird, and you three studs will never _ever_ get a piece of anything half that fine.
 
2011-12-26 10:38:15 AM
Why does the Joker have a fivehead?

/I'd still hit it, though
 
2011-12-26 10:39:20 AM
Would enjoy some redbush minus the poop pigeon.
 
2011-12-26 10:40:23 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Or redheaded, for that matter.

This. Strawberry blonde is not redhead.

\for an opera singer she's gorgeous
\\overall... little old for me, but when I'm closer to her age I'm sure she'd be in goddess territory for me
 
2011-12-26 10:40:38 AM
theorellior: I dunno if I'd want it to be a regular occurrence, but it would be pretty awesome to hear the aria from Fidelio or some such emerge at the height of passion.

Sort of approves...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-26 10:41:52 AM
Besides, her orgasm could shatter glass.

/earplugs necessary
 
2011-12-26 10:44:46 AM
Can't see pic because I'm on an iPad... Can someone post?

/and other redheads, please
 
2011-12-26 10:46:15 AM
Sensed a trap, pleasantly surprised.
 
2011-12-26 10:46:20 AM
wombatsrus: Subby is obviously over 50. Once a man crosses 50, the "hot" category encompasses practically every woman under 50.

It's not when he crosses 50. It's when he crosses 45. I'm 46, and I ought to know.
 
2011-12-26 10:50:15 AM
Gulper Eel: Sort of approves...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
 
2011-12-26 11:06:54 AM
MooseUpNorth: DjangoStonereaver: I see that 'hot' has become the latest adjective whose value has been depreciated by over-use.

She's not hideous, but I'd hardly call her 'hot'. Or redheaded, for that matter.

LewDux: GIS for "average opera singer"

BeerBear: subby calls that hot? You still drunk subby or blind?

Uh huh. She can hit high notes when properly motivated, she likes being pecked by aggressive bird, and you three studs will never _ever_ get a piece of anything half that fine.


don't be so sure :p
 
2011-12-26 11:15:46 AM
wombatsrus: Subby is obviously over 50. Once a man crosses 50, the "hot" category encompasses practically every woman under 50.

It's a very liberating position to be in. You get laid a lot more often when your target demographic is aged 18 to 80.
 
2011-12-26 11:16:41 AM
BeerBear: MooseUpNorth: Uh huh. She can hit high notes when properly motivated, she likes being pecked by aggressive bird, and you three studs will never _ever_ get a piece of anything half that fine.

don't be so sure :p


And Roofie-coladas don't count.

/ *snicker*
 
2011-12-26 11:17:21 AM
Well screw the rest of you, I want.
 
2011-12-26 11:18:16 AM
LewDux: DjangoStonereaver: I see that 'hot' has become the latest adjective whose value has been depreciated by over-use.

She's not hideous, but I'd hardly call her 'hot'. Or redheaded, for that matter.

Hot Opera singer

GIS for "average opera singer"
[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


That's Deborah Voigt, she got lyposucked a few years ago.
 
2011-12-26 11:24:34 AM
Fett56: Well screw the rest of you, I want.

be my guest, I rather hit on something that's not old enough to be my grandma :p
 
2011-12-26 11:34:33 AM
Why the long face?
 
2011-12-26 11:35:11 AM
Marine1: Can't see pic because I'm on an iPad... Can someone post?

/and other redheads, please


And how much did you pay for that thing?

/snerk

m.nypost.com
 
2011-12-26 11:39:28 AM
She looks to be pretty fit, which puts her in the top 10% of women in America.
 
2011-12-26 11:46:00 AM
Nice butt chin there man madam.
 
2011-12-26 11:54:00 AM
Layla Claire is my preferred redhead opera singer.
 
2011-12-26 11:57:42 AM
What a hot redhead opera singer might look like:

mkleephoto.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-26 12:02:30 PM
Judging from the position of her arms, that redhead has held birds before.

Must have expensive rugs.
 
2011-12-26 12:03:39 PM
Your false/trolling headline of the day, folks.
Just a lie to get you to click.
 
2011-12-26 12:08:35 PM
What a hot redheaded opera singer may look like:

cdn.theatermania.com

/Want
 
2011-12-26 12:22:29 PM
eas81: What a hot redheaded opera singer may look like:

[cdn.theatermania.com image 333x500]

/Want


I wouldn't mind helping her hit some high notes, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/I've crushed on her since high school...12 years ago.
 
2011-12-26 12:36:13 PM
and that's the name of that tune!
i19.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-26 12:39:33 PM
Since we're sharing our favorite red-headed operatic vocalists...

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2011-12-26 12:42:15 PM
i.imgur.com
Understands
 
2011-12-26 01:37:06 PM
Anyone more familiar with the story and/or bird illnesses break down wtf that article was about? I gathered the pigeon was a semi-celebrity at the 911 memorial, the opera singer noticed he had some type of illness, he is now in 'rehab' with a different trainer (or whatever you call them), though he 'doesn't know how to be a NY pigeon'?

The article was full of words which, used in sequence, should convey meaning, but the author might as well have violently shat on the webpage for all the information he put forth.
 
2011-12-26 01:51:56 PM
StealthStalker: Since we're sharing our favorite red-headed operatic vocalists...

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 252x357]


Who is that? Not that it really matters for the Fapatorium...
 
2011-12-26 01:59:51 PM
Definitely meh, not so hot.
 
2011-12-26 02:07:17 PM
PizzaJedi81: StealthStalker: Since we're sharing our favorite red-headed operatic vocalists...

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 252x357]

Who is that? Not that it really matters for the Fapatorium...


Simone Simons of Epica.
 
2011-12-26 02:11:31 PM
StealthStalker: Since we're sharing our favorite red-headed operatic vocalists...

And she's in a metal band to boot.
 
2011-12-26 02:13:06 PM
kroonermanblack: The article was full of words which, used in sequence, should convey meaning,

blah blah blah hot redhead blah blah blah

Got it?
 
2011-12-26 02:18:02 PM
Bernadette Peters is still fine....at age 63, no less.
 
2011-12-26 03:22:32 PM
How about Dave Chappelle's favorite redhead opera singer?

www.geekmom.com
 
2011-12-26 03:58:52 PM
kroonermanblack: Anyone more familiar with the story and/or bird illnesses break down wtf that article was about? I gathered the pigeon was a semi-celebrity at the 911 memorial, the opera singer noticed he had some type of illness, he is now in 'rehab' with a different trainer (or whatever you call them), though he 'doesn't know how to be a NY pigeon'?

The article was full of words which, used in sequence, should convey meaning, but the author might as well have violently shat on the webpage for all the information he put forth.


I'd suspect Paramixio virus. The most obvious symptoms are aggressive behavior and green diarrhea. Of course, the fact that he allowed her close enough to pick him up is a symptom that the bird was ill.
 
2011-12-26 04:06:32 PM
There are quite a few very attractive opera singers. Even Deborah Voigt (pictured above before surgery) looks far better these days
Elina Garanca, Renee Fleming, Waltraud Meier and Marlis Petersen come to mind immediately.
GIS left to the student as a exercise.
 
2011-12-26 04:38:33 PM
She's a little leathery but quite attractive. You guys seem to have a terminal case of studman69itis. Grow up.

She kind of has a Bev Crusher look to her.
 
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