That's wonderful. Now please put your clothes back on.

Looks good in the red boots pic. Others...not so much.

Good god, those pics are going to give me nightmares.

Sorry, there is no poon worth more than a $200 rent, I don't care what it's attached to. Assuming this woman is telling the truth, I suspect that these men were really paying that much for anonymity. I guess that's really working out for them. Losers.

Good God England, your whores are as ugly the rest of the world's.

Huh, that's a tad rough for 1k a night.

What a totally uninteresting story

There is a reason strip clubs are dark.

FTA she made over £1000 running the dance troupe with her partner, not from actualy dancing.

Go to Amsterdam on the Eurostar, get in a 5 way and wasted for the same price - better value me thinks.....

I would pay her to put her clothes back on.

/all of them
/and then an overcoat

Obligatory?

/English women
//what's up with them?

if it was free, i would.

Okay, but she pays promptly.

Everyone is a whore, some people just have much higher prices.

I'd give her 10 bucks to put her clothes on..and gtfo my lap

I'd roger it.

Good for her I guess. If she was able to make the money, then fair play to her. Can't say I'd want to wander into a night club and drop a wad of bills to get a lap dance from her but there's all sorts out there.

/Bet all the women in her village stop talking to her now

Kibbler: What a totally uninteresting story

"Surely," I thought, "a story involving strippers and shocked neighbors can't be that boring", but then it completely nullified my coffee and sent me into a coma so deep that I slept right through the heat-death of the universe and came out in the analogous time period during the next cycle of the wheel of ages. That's how shocked I am that a divorced mother of three would end up in a job strongly associated with extremely shiatty judgement.

//It's nice that her neighbors are polite enough to pretend to be surprised, though. That's quite kind of them to humor her like that.

Come on now, guys. Fess up. I know some of you would get all up in that if you had the opportunity.

Stories like this make me really, really happy I'm not from the U.K.

Lay back and think of Englandmarginally not ugly whores

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I'm an attention whore!

Good grief British people are ugly. How did the US, UK, and Canada all come from the same gene pool?

/American who's Canadian by grandfather's adoption and most likely English in ancestry.

Not even going to click on the link

As I grow older, my priorities have changed a bit. I'm focusing on the fact that she can in fact BAKE!!!

© I'd of course force myself to give her an occasional rogerin' for a job well done

She's a solid 7.

According to TFA she had worked as a dinner lady for £25 a week. After that I presume she became a lapdancer in order to claim back a bit of dignity.

The whole "lap dance" thing was only a front for the Pink Pussycats. Their real business was solving mysteries.

I'd do a lot of things for a thousand pounds of DOLLARS.
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Just GIS for "UK Dogging" and you'll see that as English sluts go, it's possible to do both better and worse.

Marine1: Good grief British people are ugly. How did the US, UK, and Canada all come from the same gene pool?

/American who's Canadian by grandfather's adoption and most likely English in ancestry.

All the good lookin folks escaped to America

Marine1: Good grief British people are ugly. How did the US, UK, and Canada all come from the same gene pool?

/American who's Canadian by grandfather's adoption and most likely English in ancestry.

Because much of Canada and the US came from the gene pool across the Channel ?

nice bit,

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Obligatory?

/English women
//what's up with them?
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When your supposed "sexy pose" reminds folks of "Gorillas in the Mist", you're doing it wrong.

obscure_reference_man: Come on now, guys. Fess up. I know some of you would get all up in that if you had the opportunity.

Yeah Id hit it...but not paying for it. Especially with the pound to dollar exchange rate. For 1000 pounds (aprox 1600 USD) I better own her for life, not a tease for a night.

She has obviously done alright for herself, so I'm betting that she was (and maybe still still is) good at her "job." So is she still sucks cock and can bake cookies, the lights can always be turned out.

GGGHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!

If anything, she was too high-priced, and we all know that whores can look A LOT worse than that. I still wouldn't want it, but you all know what I mean.

obscure_reference_man: Come on now, guys. Fess up. I know some of you would get all up in that if you had the opportunity.

I could probably go for it if she quit the tanner and dye, jesus farking christ.

England really has horrible, horrible women. I'm sure there are nice looking ones, but the ones I met over there were hideous, and horrible personalities to boot.

It's as if the 'jersey shore' subculture that dominates about 1/3rd of the U.S. has been around in England for years, but even more perverse.

WTF is a dinner lady? Is that an escort or something?

YixilTesiphon: WTF is a dinner lady? Is that an escort or something?

Basically cafeteria/playground monitors and lunch-line herders.

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I'm an attention whore!

This one is a little easier on the eyes.