*insert obligatory South Park reference here*

Back in the day, she was awesome. But the Victoria to watch now is Victoria Justice.

She's had work done. Just not Laura Flynn Boyle work. (Don't GIS)

Irving Maimway: She's had work done. Just not Laura Flynn Boyle work. (Don't GIS)

This. She just doesn't care for "extreme" work.

Sometimes simple work looks extreme.

texdent: Wonder if she'll be in the Dallas: The Next Generation series

She'll do a cameo in the beginning, and tell the new JR that if he treats the new Sue Ellen like a lady, she'll always bring him home.

The moment the first space tourist flight goes up, the magic and awesomeness of that kids felt in wanting to become an astronaut will be dead forever.

Lady GaGa showing off her astronaut badge at parties in Paris, bragging that she's now in the same elite league as Yuri Gagarin and Neil Armstrong. Imagine the tragedy of that.

TV's Vinnie: The moment the first space tourist flight goes up, the magic and awesomeness of that kids felt in wanting to become an astronaut will be dead forever.


So the magic died in 2001?
2001: First space tourist blasts off (new window)

For me, the hottie from Dallas will always be Kristen




/so hot

Saturn5: TV's Vinnie: The moment the first space tourist flight goes up, the magic and awesomeness of that kids felt in wanting to become an astronaut will be dead forever.


So the magic died in 2001?
2001: First space tourist blasts off (new window)

He was a hitch-hiker on a legit Soyuz flight, with 2 professionals who have more reason to be inside. I'm talking about the Spaceplanes that are almost ready. Flying Party Limos that the 1%-ers will hop on board and laugh at us struggling dirtbound peasants below.

Subby,

by "still looks out of this world at 61" you mean she looks like a bad plastic surgery victim or someone who looks as if she has been horribly burned in a trash fire?

i've seen a few "hot 60's" and they ain't her.

/burnt/burned
//burnt reynolds
///slashies

Space tourist. More like upper atmosphere sightseer, but that lacks the emotional punch of "space tourism". As if you can just walk around in your t-shirt and talk to aliens for a week...
Why doesn't she wan't to be a time tourist, and reverse aging and visit her 161th year?

I hope her face holds together upon re-entry.

"So in a grueling routine, after a minimum ten hours of beauty sleep, her day starts with a two-hour power walk on the beach in front of her Malibu home, followed by yoga and fat-burning resistance training.

A breakfast of Tibetan goji berry juice and green tea is supplemented by a cocktail of homeopathic remedies, vitamins, hormones and antioxidants after which she is slathered head-to-foot in her own-brand age-defying face and body creams by a team of beauty therapists."

Anybody who spends this much time and energy on herself must be an insufferable biatch.

I will admit to being a little jealous, though. Must be nice to have that kind of time.

TV's Vinnie: The moment the first space tourist flight goes up, the magic and awesomeness of that kids felt in wanting to become an astronaut will be dead forever.

Lady GaGa showing off her astronaut badge at parties in Paris, bragging that she's now in the same elite league as Yuri Gagarin and Neil Armstrong. Imagine the tragedy of that.

So you're saying the Wright Bros. don't mean shiat because there are thousands of airplane flights a day?

When something becomes commonplace we usually exalt the pioneers not dismiss them.

She was hottest as Maria Elina in "The Life & Times of Judge Roy Bean"
If you haven't seen it, go get it now. Awesome movie.

TV's Vinnie: He was a hitch-hiker on a legit Soyuz flight, with 2 professionals who have more reason to be inside. I'm talking about the Spaceplanes that are almost ready. Flying Party Limos that the 1%-ers will hop on board and laugh at us struggling dirtbound peasants below.

You mean space plane that will be flown by professionals who have more reason to be inside?
But hey, I'll give you credit for going for the Occupy Space angle. It's trendy to be broke and angry these days.

Saturn5: But hey, I'll give you credit for going for the Occupy Space angle. It's trendy to be broke and angry these days.

The bigger question is, why are you supporting such a disgusting act of avarice by the rich?

No. Really. I'm just curious to find out what drives ordinary people to not only be unable to be outraged by the antics of the rich, but to actually defend these scumbags. I want to know what makes one tick to white knight the elite.

In TA, those pictures from the old Dallas set, having lived in Texas for the lst 2 years it seems not much has changed.

Atomic Spunk: "So in a grueling routine, after a minimum ten hours of beauty sleep, her day starts with a two-hour power walk on the beach in front of her Malibu home, followed by yoga and fat-burning resistance training.

A breakfast of Tibetan goji berry juice and green tea is supplemented by a cocktail of homeopathic remedies, vitamins, hormones and antioxidants after which she is slathered head-to-foot in her own-brand age-defying face and body creams by a team of beauty therapists."

Anybody who spends this much time and energy on herself must be an insufferable biatch.

I will admit to being a little jealous, though. Must be nice to have that kind of time.

When Goopy Paltrow's that age, imagine the outdoing. Exciting to anticipate, amirite?

...Oh, nonononono. Two words: Charlene Tilton



/didn't age well, tho

This just in: if you're a celebrity, you've almost certainly had work done.

/the more you know

Leave this here I will just: NSFW (new window)

she was never that pretty, she just had big tits in an era when not every chick with an extra $5k could go buy herself a pair.

Back in the Dallas days, most guys I knew wanted to fark Sue Ellen more than any of the rest.

Persnickety: Leave this here I will just: NSFW (new window)

Well as long as we are leaving things laying about, I'll drop this here. NSFW

she is slathered head-to-foot in her own-brand age-defying face and body creams by a team of beauty therapists.

Wait, ...there are "slathering" jobs out there now?

Why wasn't I informed of this earlier?

/Would definitely slather Victoria Jackson from head-to-foot in own-brand face abd body cream if you know what I mean.
//And I think you do.
///Props to PJ.

*head desk*

Principle not Jackson.

What kind of perverse Freudian slip was that?

/On a totally unrelated note does anyone happen to know off-hand what the exact record is for chocolate covered liquors eaten in one sitting?

quatchi: head desk*

Principle not Jackson.

What kind of perverse Freudian slip was that?

I was wondering if you'd suddenly gone insane.. good, just a slip up, but a horrifying mental image..

61 years old and looks like THAT?! Nice. I'd shag her till my peen falls off if she were my wife.