Old wood wood.

/penis

Beveled on one end? Isn't that what a beaver does to wood when he bites it down?

How can that wood be 8,900 years old when the entire earth is only 6,000 years old??

It MUST be alien!!

I wondered if the wood is ruined or not. Old wood sells better than gold.

"Pole-shaped" = stick.

In the rare event of an erection lasting more than 8900 years, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.

I am here to vote for Catherine Zeta Jones.

HellRaisingHoosier: Old wood sells better than gold.

That's why I support an audit of Fort Dix.

ORLY?

In case you're not sure what wood is, they have a picture of a boat.

Isn't someone supposed to point out that the Earth is only 6,000 years old?

i have heard that Betty White was attractive as a teenager, so it's possible. and the original!

I'm not saying it's Beavers... but it's Beavers.

The Bishop of Ussher wood like a word with that would.

It's obviously been put there by Satan to test us, because the world is only 6000 years old.

One time, about 15 years ago, when digging around that area in a field of virgin clay, we hit a bunch of trees and wood at about 8' down buried by glaciers right above bedrock in the bottom of the clay. I'm still fascinated by the journey that wood must have taken

Retractable Weeners: One time, about 15 years ago, when digging around that area in a field of virgin clay, we hit a bunch of trees and wood at about 8' down buried by glaciers right above bedrock in the bottom of the clay. I'm still fascinated by the journey that wood must have taken

In my glacial geology class in WI, we did an excavation of the Two Creeks (WI) "Buried Forest", the thick layer of trees and wood that was buried by the glaciers ~11,850 years ago. I've had a piece of that on our mantel for the last 40 years.

The layer of buried wood is so extensive that, in the late '60s/early '70, one of the paper companies tried to get permits to strip mine the area to make paper.

wants his tomahawk back

Researchers from the University of Michigan have recovered of a pole-shaped piece of wood ...

Good proofreading there, AP.

prince of peas: Researchers from the University of Michigan have recovered of a pole-shaped piece of wood ...

Good proofreading there, AP.

No error.
That is a common term such as "caught sayof"

"Many people wonder how wood can get so hard..."

HellRaisingHoosier: I wondered if the wood is ruined or not. Old wood sells better than gold.

In the north of Finland, there are lakes that have many very well preserved logs.
The interesting part is that the lakes are north of the current tree line.

I thought George Burns was dead

Here's a pen I made from a 5000 year old piece of wood


Irish Bog Oak Fountain Pen with Rhodium Plating

Wood used to hide the decline in 3...2..

8900 years old?

Wow!

That's almost old enough to be the Cross of Jesus!

Wait, I call shenanigans...

nothing can be older than 6000 years.

Kumana Wanalaia: 8900 years old?

Wow!

That's almost old enough to be the Cross of Jesus!

Jesus was crucified in Lake Huron?????

that's a pretty young stone

digitalrain: Kumana Wanalaia: 8900 years old?

Wow!

That's almost old enough to be the Cross of Jesus!

Jesus was crucified in Lake Huron?????

DIVERS FIND NOAH'S ARK!!

/current being examined by "top men"

digitalrain: Jesus was crucified in Lake Huron?????

Some magicians only work one venue, some take their act on the road

Romeo_Santana: How can that wood be 8,900 years old when the entire earth is only 6,000 years old??

It MUST be alien!!

Xenu? or maybe Jeebus?

I think they did their carbon dating in microsoft windows.

This pole-shaped piece of wood has obviously been deliberately beveled by man.

MayoBoy: Here's a pen I made from a 5000 year old piece of wood

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Irish Bog Oak Fountain Pen with Rhodium Plating

Got any more information about that pen?

ApeShaft: MayoBoy: Here's a pen I made from a 5000 year old piece of wood

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Irish Bog Oak Fountain Pen with Rhodium Plating

Got any more information about that pen?

Truly, it is mightier.

I want a coffee table with some nicely-stained old wood. That is all.

It doesn't look like Homer Simpson, though.

Not interested.

ApeShaft: MayoBoy: Here's a pen I made from a 5000 year old piece of wood

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Irish Bog Oak Fountain Pen with Rhodium Plating

Got any more information about that pen?


Google is your friend... Link (new window)

badhatharry: I was a little disappointed that woodtv.com wasn't just about wood.

i was hoping for a little something more myself

Retractable Weeners: One time, about 15 years ago, when digging around that area in a field of virgin clay, we hit a bunch of trees and wood at about 8' down buried by glaciers right above bedrock in the bottom of the clay. I'm still fascinated by the journey that wood must have taken

My dad found carbonized (but not fossilized) wood in Jurassic era sediment. Looks like drift wood. He turned the site over to some paleobotonists, and they got some aucaria (monkey-puzzle tree) and pararaucaria cones out of it. The pararaucaria cones are particularly interesting because they'd only been found in Argentina before (Dad's site is in eastern Oregon).

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//'beveled edge' sounds like either a beaver or erosion to me