He tried blinding the store employees with horrid cologne but they seemed to have an unusually high tolerance and it didn't work.

AverageAmericanGuy: That right there is a attractive and successful black man.

FIFY

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Did he/she steal some Varnet sunglasses and Members Only jackets?


I remember Vuarnets from ... was it the late 1970s? Early '80s?

Anyway ... this is one of those rare occasions when the "Dumbass" tag should've beat out the "Florida" tag. It's not some weird (i.e., Floridaesque) story involving giant snakes, drug-dealing toddlers or multiple generations of married, first-cousin alligator wranglers -- it's just some dumbfark thief.

I say that with all the insight that comes with not reading TFA.

Alphax: He worked there? Dumbass. He should have known that it would be noticed fast.

Too bad it didn't mention the time frame. Even at $1000 per day it would take him over a month (assuming he got a few days off during that time). And at that rate you'd think it would be caught sooner. I'm not sure what kind of volume these stores do, but I would think a manager might want to look into things if that much merchandise were being returned even in a single day.

Sounds like A&F were dumbasses too.

dogslobber buttlube: I love going in that store looking old and uncool and watch the employees.
Trolling and stirring the pot retail wise.
More fun than innernets sometimes.

Just the smell keeps me out. WTF is it with perfumed stores?

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Happy Hours: Too bad it didn't mention the time frame.

FTA:
Karsch said Bartee conducted multiple fraudulent returns from August through November totaling $24,966.26

Okay, I fail at reading comprehension. That's still quite aggressive on his part, but I guess if you're going to steal you may as well steal big. $75K (untaxed) + A&F wages per year?

bravian: Based on what the models wear I was unaware they sold clothes:

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/hot like their chests