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(WCAX) Dumbass Cute 23-year-old music teacher arrested for blowing student's woodwind (w/mugshot)   (wcax.com) divider line 105
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2011-12-26 12:46:57 AM
Cute? I think you might need a stronger prescription on your glasses subby
 
2011-12-26 01:20:17 AM
i118.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-26 01:26:55 AM
Assault? Please. Did she bite it off or something?
 
2011-12-26 01:37:29 AM
I'd let her teach me some fingering.
 
2011-12-26 02:02:01 AM
Ain't nothing wrong with this one. Send her by my place for her community service.
 
2011-12-26 02:54:17 AM
shes got the derp eyes going
 
2011-12-26 02:55:01 AM
It's part of band camp
 
2011-12-26 02:55:34 AM
We shouldn't be putting twenty-somethings in the same classrooms as teenagers.
 
2011-12-26 02:57:44 AM
Cute?


images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2011-12-26 03:01:13 AM
If by cute you mean homely, then yes.

Subby's had too much Darth Dew.
 
2011-12-26 03:01:26 AM
spman: Cute? I think you might need a stronger prescription on your glasses subby

haha, i thought the same thing. she looks she's got a lazy eye and everything
 
2011-12-26 03:02:50 AM
so, the student was shocked
 
2011-12-26 03:04:05 AM
id let her blow on my instrument, if you know what i mean. girls like that do it because they like it.
 
2011-12-26 03:06:17 AM
Cute? Girls like her give me the heebie jeebies. And by heebie jeebies I mean the strong desire to kill them before they reproduce.
 
2011-12-26 03:07:10 AM
She's a newlywed too, but his family are alcoholics (new window)
 
Esn
2011-12-26 03:19:04 AM
No, she does look fairly cute. But she also looks like she might've been having a bad day when that shot was taken (...obviously).
 
2011-12-26 03:28:55 AM
I would have let her blow me, and she would have wound up in jail because of it. Win-Win. But, she decided to fark some youngster, and despite union training and countless stories of similar situations gone sour, she opted to take the path of stupidity. On second thought, I would not want anyone that dumb schlurping my straw.
 
2011-12-26 03:29:26 AM
I bet she cleans up ok.
 
2011-12-26 03:29:30 AM
It is possible for the nerdy types to be cute or hot, but this isn't one of those examples.
 
2011-12-26 03:29:31 AM
Mock26: I would have let her blow me, and she would not have wound up in jail because of it. Win-Win. But, she decided to fark some youngster, and despite union training and countless stories of similar situations gone sour, she opted to take the path of stupidity. On second thought, I would not want anyone that dumb schlurping my straw.
Fixed that for myself.
 
2011-12-26 03:29:41 AM
Esn: No, she does look fairly cute. But she also looks like she might've been having a bad day when that shot was taken (...obviously).

You might check the Googles, where you can find more equally homely pics. You can also find her PhD thesis.
 
2011-12-26 03:30:03 AM
She is the personification of "plain jane". Not hot, not cute, but conversely, not ugly either. On the 1-10 scale, she is a perfect 5.
 
2011-12-26 03:30:45 AM
Eh, I'd hit it.

Although, at this point, I'd hit anything that resembled a human female.
 
2011-12-26 03:32:35 AM
Pumpernickel bread: She is the personification of "plain jane". Not hot, not cute, but conversely, not ugly either. On the 1-10 scale, she is a perfect 5.

Think so too. If she showed up. I hit it.
 
2011-12-26 03:34:39 AM
some paint, fake fingernails, a "Wonder Bra" some fishnets with stilettos a short leather skirt and yeah, Away We Go!
 
2011-12-26 03:36:58 AM
Have none of these people heard of sex ed?
 
2011-12-26 03:39:19 AM
Pumpernickel bread: She is the personification of "plain jane". Not hot, not cute, but conversely, not ugly either. On the 1-10 scale, she is a perfect 5.

Oh man, that brought up good ol' memories.

/Possibly NSFW?
 
2011-12-26 03:42:11 AM
video man: Eh, I'd hit it.

Although, at this point, I'd hit anything that resembled a human female.


So when are you going to Thailand?
 
2011-12-26 03:44:25 AM
Not cute but oddly enticing.
 
2011-12-26 03:45:44 AM
Whatever. I'd hit it and leave it messy.
 
2011-12-26 03:45:45 AM
NicoFinn: Cute? Girls like her give me the heebie jeebies. And by heebie jeebies I mean the strong desire to kill them before they reproduce.

Well, it looks like someone's boyfriend was stolen by a dorky glasses-wearing girl back in high school.
 
2011-12-26 03:46:59 AM
video man: Eh, I'd hit it.

Although, at this point, I'd hit anything that resembled a human female.


Pretty much this.
 
2011-12-26 03:49:47 AM
video man: Pumpernickel bread: She is the personification of "plain jane". Not hot, not cute, but conversely, not ugly either. On the 1-10 scale, she is a perfect 5.

Oh man, that brought up good ol' memories.

/Possibly NSFW?


Ouch. I'd need a solid 14 before touching that with a pole.
 
2011-12-26 03:51:56 AM
spman: Cute? I think you might need a stronger prescription on your glasses subby

I figure they're being generous on account of it's Christmas.
 
2011-12-26 04:06:55 AM
What is it with all the female teachers boinking the male students these days?

My theory is the mothering instinct crossing wires with the mating instinct, they see these young inexperienced males and want to be motherly and teachy, but the process makes them horny for these (presumably) untouched potential mates and it goes from there.
 
2011-12-26 04:12:22 AM
Keizer_Ghidorah: What is it with all the female teachers boinking the male students these days?

My theory is the mothering instinct crossing wires with the mating instinct, they see these young inexperienced males and want to be motherly and teachy, but the process makes them horny for these (presumably) untouched potential mates and it goes from there.


I think it's the immature-izarion of the nation as a whole. Nobody grows up anymore, so they see youths today as hotter equals of their childish partners.

Either that, or this has happened since time immemorial and the Internet just brings them to our attention more than before
 
2011-12-26 04:18:18 AM
Marcintosh: some paint, fake fingernails, a "Wonder Bra" some fishnets with stilettos a short leather skirt and yeah, Away We Go!

So basically, you'd like her to look like a transvestite prostitute?
 
2011-12-26 04:21:25 AM
Cormee: Marcintosh: some paint, fake fingernails, a "Wonder Bra" some fishnets with stilettos a short leather skirt and yeah, Away We Go!

So basically, you'd like her to look like a transvestite prostitute?


Hey. Some of us like it that way.
 
2011-12-26 04:46:36 AM
Marcintosh: some paint, fake fingernails, a "Wonder Bra" some fishnets with stilettos a short leather skirt and yeah, Away We Go!

What about her?
 
2011-12-26 05:02:09 AM
Fett56: video man: Eh, I'd hit it.

Although, at this point, I'd hit anything that resembled a human female.

Pretty much this.


currently your theme song? (new window)
 
GBB
2011-12-26 05:55:10 AM
She may not have Betty Davis eyes, but she sure has Sara Gilbert lips.
 
2011-12-26 06:16:10 AM
on a b*tch scale she would be a mutt most likely spawnedby the mating of a irish wolfhound and a standard poodle both of which had questionable papers on and under them as puppies, still able to stomach peanut butter but not quite ready to be put on the show circuits. Fleas are a pest if you don't empty standing water the breeding commences.
 
2011-12-26 06:18:52 AM
So that's why they call them woodwinds.
 
2011-12-26 06:49:03 AM
HaywoodJablonski: Keizer_Ghidorah: What is it with all the female teachers boinking the male students these days?

My theory is the mothering instinct crossing wires with the mating instinct, they see these young inexperienced males and want to be motherly and teachy, but the process makes them horny for these (presumably) untouched potential mates and it goes from there.

I think it's the immature-izarion of the nation as a whole. Nobody grows up anymore, so they see youths today as hotter equals of their childish partners.

Either that, or this has happened since time immemorial and the Internet just brings them to our attention more than before


You hit the nail on the head with the bolded section. Also, this explains the nation's growing awareness of police misconduct, even if you looked at the numbers most reputable police departments around the nation spend more resources than ever in policing their own (not that I think this process could be handled better or more effectively, but that's a convo for another thread).
 
2011-12-26 06:56:04 AM
Allen262: Pumpernickel bread: She is the personification of "plain jane". Not hot, not cute, but conversely, not ugly either. On the 1-10 scale, she is a perfect 5.

Think so too. If she showed up. I hit it.


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DuncanMhor: Marcintosh: some paint, fake fingernails, a "Wonder Bra" some fishnets with stilettos a short leather skirt and yeah, Away We Go!

What about her?


New keyboard, now!
 
2011-12-26 07:08:13 AM
Maybe I missed something, but I was reading a story about this lucky high school kid who got a blow job, where was awful crime that was committed? Was he president or something?
 
2011-12-26 07:19:45 AM
She teaches in Danville? I believe we have a photo of one of the victims

images.wikia.com
 
2011-12-26 07:29:41 AM
Cute... well, she does have a nice embouchure.

I'd prolly let her trill my octave key.
 
2011-12-26 07:33:00 AM
... or wet my reed.

Swab my horn.

grease my cork

tighten my ligature



/etc.
 
2011-12-26 07:36:39 AM
gaslight: Maybe I missed something, but I was reading a story about this lucky high school kid who got a blow job, where was awful crime that was committed? Was he president or something?

As long as you're OK with the male teachers eating out 14-year old girls, then yes, this shouldn't be a crime.

Most people, right or wrong, think that children need to reach a certain emotional maturity before having sex with adults.

Layer on top of that the student/teacher relationship and you have another reason people consider this unacceptable.
 
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