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2011-12-25 08:50:46 PM
I'd take a bite out of that.
 
2011-12-25 09:00:34 PM
I'll have both.
 
2011-12-25 09:02:38 PM
pleasingly zaftig

Only if you're into sumo wrestlers.

Halfway between the before and after pics would be zaftig.
 
2011-12-25 09:11:38 PM
english muffin thread for christmas?

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mmmm, sugar plums.
 
2011-12-25 09:14:21 PM
bingethinker: pleasingly zaftig

Only if you're into sumo wrestlers.

Halfway between the before and after pics would be zaftig.


Not according to GIS.



/learned a new word today
 
2011-12-25 09:55:15 PM
She's always been "i'll be in my bunk".
 
2011-12-25 11:13:14 PM
SilentStrider: She's always been "i'll be in my bunk".

Ha. Nigella-Lover.
 
2011-12-25 11:56:05 PM
who?
 
2011-12-26 12:19:27 AM
BravadoGT: SilentStrider: She's always been "i'll be in my bunk".

Ha. Nigella-Lover.


damn right
 
2011-12-26 12:29:32 AM
Not bad, but could use some color somewhere.
 
2011-12-26 12:44:24 AM
No amount of weight loss can fix that face, shes a late night bar pick up.

Although I have no clue who she is, she could be some geek goddess type and all of them will love her no matter what she weighs.
 
2011-12-26 12:44:37 AM
om nom nom nom
 
2011-12-26 12:46:25 AM
Ok, I take some of it back, she does look remarkably good for 51.

I really thought she was in her 30s judging by those pics.

/still a little pale
//but then shes british, right?
///so thats normal
 
2011-12-26 12:52:15 AM
ultraholland: I'll have both.

My thoughts exactly. One of each, please.
 
2011-12-26 12:57:44 AM
She was hotter before.
 
2011-12-26 01:02:05 AM
But the boobies are ok right??
 
2011-12-26 01:04:29 AM
master of unlocking: She was hotter before.

Agreed.
 
2011-12-26 01:06:19 AM
steamingpile: No amount of weight loss can fix that face, shes a late night bar pick up.

Although I have no clue who she is, she could be some geek goddess type and all of them will love her no matter what she weighs.


Well, she is 51 years old, and comes from a working class background. I think her father was a grocery store checker.
 
2011-12-26 01:06:34 AM
Surprise, surprise. The chubby chasers are also Food Network addicts
 
2011-12-26 01:08:28 AM
master of unlocking: She was hotter before.

This.
 
2011-12-26 01:08:58 AM
Although I only know of her from fark, I think she was mighty fine in the before pic.
 
2011-12-26 01:16:50 AM
I love her voice too.
 
2011-12-26 01:23:25 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-26 01:38:18 AM
master of unlocking: She was hotter before.

Thank you.
 
2011-12-26 02:03:01 AM
HaywoodJablonski: Surprise, surprise. The chubby chasers are also Food Network addicts

Very feminine figure even when larger. Nothin' wrong with that. She wasn't the round mound you hit on the rebound
 
2011-12-26 02:04:46 AM
master of unlocking: She was hotter before.

THIS.
 
2011-12-26 02:27:59 AM
master of unlocking: She was hotter fatter before.

Sorry, but that "before" pic she loos unhealthy and a shapeless mess rather than pleasingly curvy.

I like plenty women bigger than average but she looked like an unmade bed with a comforter thrown over it.
 
2011-12-26 02:29:12 AM
Oh, those hips!
 
2011-12-26 02:39:37 AM
Wasn't she the one that wrote the cookbook that wasn't so much a cookbook as a book on sex with a wafer-thin facade of being about baking? Or something?
 
2011-12-26 03:10:56 AM
peterthx: master of unlocking: She was hotter fatter before.

Sorry, but that "before" pic she loos unhealthy and a shapeless mess rather than pleasingly curvy.

I like plenty women bigger than average but she looked like an unmade bed with a comforter thrown over it.


Shapeless!? On what farking planet? There is A LOT of shape in both pictures. She has an hourglass figure in both pictures, she's just a fat hourglass in the first.

Christ, fark always makes me marvel at how bizarre people's perceptions of things are. Or maybe everybody just has poor vocabulary? Maybe these words don't mean what you think they mean?
 
2011-12-26 03:11:14 AM
my interest has vanished along with those titties.
 
2011-12-26 03:11:39 AM
She went too far.
 
2011-12-26 03:21:05 AM
Scraping the barrel here, folks. She isn't unpleasant to look at, but come on.....
/I miss my old Fark with boobies on the main page.
 
2011-12-26 03:22:58 AM
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"I don't believe in low-fat cooking." - - Nigella Lawson
 
2011-12-26 03:29:58 AM
that bosnian sniper: Wasn't she the one that wrote the cookbook that wasn't so much a cookbook as a book on sex with a wafer-thin facade of being about baking? Or something?

The Joy of Snacks? I thought that was Nanny Ogg.
 
2011-12-26 03:40:51 AM
It's Sara Rue all over again.
 
2011-12-26 03:46:12 AM
ultraholland: I'll have both.

This.
 
2011-12-26 04:08:41 AM
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2011-12-26 04:35:57 AM
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...brb.
 
2011-12-26 05:09:45 AM
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Bunk, I'll be in it.
 
2011-12-26 05:20:00 AM
Nigella Lawson seems to have hit the genetic lottery - not only does she have a beautiful face, she has a naturally hourglass shape, which means she can be way overweight for her height and still have a proportionate, feminine figure.
 
2011-12-26 05:31:15 AM
Harry_Seldon: ...
Well, she is 51 years old, and comes from a working class background. I think her father was a grocery store checker.


Ok, if that was a joke then I'm really not getting it.

Nigella comes from a rather privileged background, what with her father being the son of a stockbroker who later went on to become Chancellor of the Exchequer and her mother being an heiress.

Her current husband is Charles Saatchi, who's worth a few bob and is a big patron of modern art (and, one assumes, motorboating).
 
2011-12-26 06:28:00 AM
Nigella? They have albino black people in England?
 
2011-12-26 06:51:38 AM
You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Ok, if that was a joke then I'm really not getting it.

It was, and you did, but then you talked yourself out of it.
 
2011-12-26 07:02:47 AM
I can think of no other woman more deserving of the meme 'tits or the GTFO'.
 
2011-12-26 07:14:41 AM
Phwoar.
 
2011-12-26 07:18:59 AM
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Oh look, creme fraiche in my pants!
 
2011-12-26 07:23:13 AM
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arch.413chan.net
 
2011-12-26 07:24:01 AM
Boy, that's a popular link.. counting the minutes until work is over..
 
2011-12-26 07:41:02 AM
Mayhem_2006: This might be relevant to your interests.

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wow. she uses her tongue purtier than a $20 whore.

thanks!
 
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