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2011-12-25 05:32:54 PM
Candy snuff? Will the tobacco industry stop at nothing?

Mind you, I did like those candy cigarettes when I was a kid, and didn't mind the licorice cigars and pipes.
 
2011-12-25 05:38:06 PM
I remember kids doing that when I was in junior high.
 
2011-12-25 05:38:36 PM
Hey teachers, we did this back in the 80s too, and somehow managed to survive...
 
2011-12-25 05:39:59 PM
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2011-12-25 05:40:36 PM
violentsalvation: I remember kids doing that when I was in junior high.

It is kinda the time for it. Well, to be fair, I had buddies who tried snorting cinnamon when we were in high school, but they weren't the brightest of the lot...
 
2011-12-25 05:59:11 PM
Yeah...I seem to remember seeing this done with pixy stix when I was a kid. We laughed at the kids stupid enough to do it. Then giggled at their oddly colored snot.

Welcome to childhood people. Here's a hint - kids are stupid.
 
2011-12-25 05:59:16 PM
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/MSPaint GO!
 
2011-12-25 06:21:23 PM
I snorted a pixie stix(ck) once. ONCE!
 
2011-12-25 06:23:37 PM
NewportBarGuy: I snorted a pixie stix(ck) once. ONCE!

If you get high enough do you see Willy Wonka?
 
2011-12-25 08:01:22 PM
GAT_00: St_Francis_P: NewportBarGuy: I snorted a pixie stix(ck) once. ONCE!

If you get high enough do you see Willy Wonka?

You can't snort enough of it to get any kind of high because it burns like a motherfarker.

Now
you tell me.
 
2011-12-25 08:33:45 PM
I think malted milk balls are too big to fit up most people's noses.
 
2011-12-25 09:25:20 PM
St_Francis_P: GAT_00: St_Francis_P: NewportBarGuy: I snorted a pixie stix(ck) once. ONCE!

If you get high enough do you see Willy Wonka?

You can't snort enough of it to get any kind of high because it burns like a motherfarker.

Now you tell me.


As a kid, the colored boogers made it worthwhile.
 
2011-12-25 09:29:57 PM
NewportBarGuy: I snorted a pixie stix(ck) once. ONCE!

Yep. Me too. Of course, i also tried cocaine years later, so maybe we should classify Pixie Sticks as a gateway drug.
 
2011-12-25 10:20:52 PM
I did it when I was in elementary school 20 years ago. Never tried drugs, never even smoked. Quit whining
 
2011-12-25 11:08:35 PM
No way, dude. The people who make them now, they cut Pixies with baby powder and rat poison and shiat, man. It's not like the clean Owsley stix from the 60's. THAT stuff's how those hippie puppet dudes came up with Pufnstuf.
 
2011-12-25 11:36:21 PM
Hey, at least it's better than smoking Twizzlers
 
2011-12-25 11:39:12 PM
got suspended in HS snorting pop rocks. stupid, so stupid. hurt.
 
2011-12-25 11:39:24 PM
Sweet! I was getting SO tired of vodka tampons and jenkum. Good to mix things up.
 
2011-12-25 11:44:20 PM
Have you heard about the new trend "stocking stuffing"? It's when kids insert random holiday gifts into their anus. Helps them feel just chock full of holiday cheer. I first heard about it a week or so ago when it was mentioned in a Fark thread. Tell your friends with teenage kids to be wary. Spreading the word is the first step to prevention.
 
2011-12-25 11:45:09 PM
fusillade762: Sweet! I was getting SO tired of vodka tampons and jenkum. Good to mix things up.

Don't be silly. No one has used jenkem since that incident at the rainbow party.
 
2011-12-25 11:45:18 PM
You're dropping Good & Plenties. We can tell. Your posture sags.
 
2011-12-25 11:47:44 PM
Average human intelligence takes another hit. So to speak ;)
 
2011-12-25 11:51:57 PM
this shiat was going on when i was in school. in fact, my younger brother after watching some cop movie wanted to try snorting something. since he was only 12, and had no access to cocaine, he took some sugar and just like in the movie cut some lines and snorted it. I tried to but it burned my sinuses too much. He went even further to try and snort some crushed aspirin. his take on it was, snorting cocaine gets people high because it is absorbed quicker into the bloodstream so aspirin would have the same effect so he snorted one. didn't make his headache go away any faster but it was fun to watch him sneeze. of course he has always had a problem with nose bleeds. connection? probably.
 
2011-12-25 11:51:57 PM
When I was in grade school I never had money for the juice or pretzels they offered at recess, but I'd get kids to give me some salt which I'd crush into dust with a blue bic pen cap and then snort it.

/should i not have done that?
 
2011-12-26 12:00:25 AM
A kid in my class used to crush up smarties and snort them. He would also snort pixie sticks. He also enjoyed sucking the ink out of gel pens.

He's in jail right now I think.
 
2011-12-26 12:04:08 AM
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2011-12-26 12:04:33 AM
Silvara: Yeah...I seem to remember seeing this done with pixy stix when I was a kid. We laughed at the kids stupid enough to do it. Then giggled at their oddly colored snot.

Welcome to childhood people. Here's a hint - kids are stupid.


Pixie Stixs, though? Those things burn my MOUTH. Insufflating it seems like a recipe for unpleasantness.

/the technical term is "insufflation"- see, you LEARNED something on Fark today
 
2011-12-26 12:06:49 AM
Sound like a good way to get a sinus infection, that's about it.
 
2011-12-26 12:10:55 AM
NewportBarGuy: I snorted a pixie stix(ck) once. ONCE!

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2011-12-26 12:10:58 AM
I never saw or heard of this as a kid with "Smarties". Closest thing I've seen was snorting crushed-up "Jet-Alert". Smarties don't even have ANY drugs in them at all, wtf??
 
2011-12-26 12:12:08 AM
I snorted Sweet'N Low once.
I thought it was diet coke.
 
2011-12-26 12:12:46 AM
The only danger is if the sugar caramelizes inside of their sinuses (it can't).
 
2011-12-26 12:23:15 AM
Used to snort Tang at summer camp.
 
2011-12-26 12:24:09 AM
So, would snorting Pixy Stix make the ADHD set in even faster? I ate them like crazy as a kid and now that I'm in my 40's I can't sit through an entire movie. I'm pretty sure that has nothing to do with sugar though.

/more into salt now

and booze
 
2011-12-26 12:27:06 AM
Amateurs.
www.boingboing.net
 
2011-12-26 12:28:45 AM
Real Women Drink Akvavit: So, would snorting Pixy Stix make the ADHD set in even faster? I ate them like crazy as a kid and now that I'm in my 40's I can't sit through an entire movie. I'm pretty sure that has nothing to do with sugar though.

/more into salt now

and booze


Might contribute to diabetes setting in earlier, but you can't sit through a movie because most of them suck and waste your time. That's why your on Fark, talking to us instead.
 
2011-12-26 12:31:32 AM
Meh, I did both Pixie Stix and ground up Smarties as a kid back in the 80's

/the burn
 
2011-12-26 12:43:52 AM
KrispyKritter: got suspended in HS snorting pop rocks. stupid, so stupid. hurt.

Oh fsm I hope you are trolling
 
2011-12-26 12:45:10 AM
And I thought smoking banana peels was stupid.

Really. Rumor was back in the 60's and 70's that you could get high smoking banana peels. If somebody smelled like burnt bananas, you could point and laugh ;)
 
2011-12-26 12:56:05 AM
"It shows that willingness to experiment and try different things," she said.

So...like most kids then?

Here's an idea: Let's wait till they experiment WITH DRUGS THAT CAN KILL YOU and worry then.
 
2011-12-26 01:03:31 AM
At least they aren't snorting whiskey. And drinking cocaine.
 
2011-12-26 01:17:21 AM
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2011-12-26 01:27:58 AM
KrispyKritter: got suspended in HS snorting pop rocks. stupid, so stupid. hurt.

I thought you were supposed to melt the pop rocks in a spoon and then inject them.
 
2011-12-26 01:32:10 AM
Just reminded me of an Army CSB...one of the guys in our AIT barracks used to brag about how he'd seen and used more drugs than all of us put together. One of the guys told this moron that he'd gotten a line on some coke, and he could get in for twenty bucks. Moron-boy agreed, and my bud took his money to the PX and bought him some Goody's Headache powder, pretty much powdered aspirin. My friend brought it to moron-boy, and even snorted a line to make it look good. He later said it felt like someone reaming out his sinuses with a red-hot wire brush. Moron-boy was convinced, and kept providing twenties for us to buy him headache powder, while we used the change to buy beer.

To get back on topic, I'll echo an earlier poster who said that kids are stupid. They are, and remarkably so. What I find even more frightening is that it falls on people like us to help make them smart.
 
2011-12-26 02:53:01 AM
That's some good nose candy! *snniiifffff*
 
2011-12-26 02:57:40 AM
This story brought to you by the year 1982.
 
2011-12-26 03:45:09 AM
It was smoking oregano, or strawberry leaves, or catnip that was the big thing in my town.

/pot capital of Canada and all that
 
2011-12-26 04:39:09 AM
Supercool is a hell of a drug, trust me.
I'm amazed this is a story, kids have been doing this since I was in middle school in the mid to late 90s. As people have posted, kids were doing this back in the 80s. Two or three years ago at work a woman I work with said her grandson was caught doing it. If this has been going on for at least 30 years, with no fatalities as a result, I'd say it's one of the least dangerous things a kid can do. Stupid as hell, but not dangerous. No need to panic, nothing to see here, just dumbass kids being dumbass kids.
 
2011-12-26 05:39:40 AM
Meh, amateurs. Intravenously is the only way to go.
www.dylanscandybar.com
 
2011-12-26 05:51:48 AM
hubiestubert: Hey teachers, we did this back in the 80s too, and somehow managed to survive...

/ also, leave them kids alone
 
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