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(NYPost) Asinine Underage ex-student: "I have been secretly dating my ex-teacher" Aunt: "He is dating your mother as well" Farkers: Y NO THREESOME   (nypost.com) divider line 46
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hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 04:46:06 PM
When I first got to college, I briefly had a little something with one of the women in the art department. She was in her middle thirties, and after a few fun months, she patted me on the head after and sent me on my merry way.

Years later, I met a cute freshman. She was a townie, and swung by to pick her up. Lo, her mother opened the door to greet me before our date, and it was the that lovely continuing ed student from my own freshman year.

To her credit, she didn't give anything away to her daughter, other than a little smirk at me.

Mom was the hotter of the two, I discovered. Nothing against her girl, but she was a girl, and Mom, Mom was a helluva woman...
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 04:58:52 PM
"I'm not a teacher no more," he told a reporter Friday at his Woodhaven apartment.

"Get off my stoop."

Damn - what grammar. The appropriate language is, " "Iain't no teacher no more."

What do you want to bet: Attractive. Successful.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 05:52:36 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: "I'm not a teacher no more," he told a reporter Friday at his Woodhaven apartment.

"Get off my stoop."

Damn - what grammar. The appropriate language is, " "Iain't no teacher no more."


Damnit, beat me to it.

Benevolent Misanthrope: What do you want to bet: Attractive. Successful.

I don't want to bet. It's weird that you do.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 06:03:32 PM
Relatively Obscure: Benevolent Misanthrope: "I'm not a teacher no more," he told a reporter Friday at his Woodhaven apartment.

"Get off my stoop."

Damn - what grammar. The appropriate language is, " "I ain't no teacher no more."


Damnit, beat me to it.

Benevolent Misanthrope: What do you want to bet: Attractive. Successful.

I don't want to bet. It's weird that you do.

Is it? Huh. Wouldn't be the first time I was called weird. I guess I was just disappointed I couldn't find a pic pf him.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 07:04:09 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: I guess I was just disappointed I couldn't find a pic pf him.

The entire 'Phys Ed' section of his school's website is "under construction." Heh.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 09:12:19 PM
hubiestubert: When I first got to college, I briefly had a little something with one of the women in the art department. She was in her middle thirties, and after a few fun months, she patted me on the head after and sent me on my merry way.

Years later, I met a cute freshman. She was a townie, and swung by to pick her up. Lo, her mother opened the door to greet me before our date, and it was the that lovely continuing ed student from my own freshman year.

To her credit, she didn't give anything away to her daughter, other than a little smirk at me.

Mom was the hotter of the two, I discovered. Nothing against her girl, but she was a girl, and Mom, Mom was a helluva woman...

Guess what? You were a lousy father. First you don't even know it's yours. Then you date her.

At least you re-connected.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 09:21:33 PM
doglover: The "years later" were about four. Jerk. ;)
 
TheOther
2011-12-25 09:32:33 PM
So the 'underage student' was 16 in Summer, 2009 and it is late 2011, so she's probably 18 now so where are thie pics??
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 09:42:22 PM
hubiestubert: doglover: The "years later" were about four. Jerk. ;)

Wow. Paging Chris Hansen! ;)
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 09:45:25 PM
doglover: hubiestubert: doglover: The "years later" were about four. Jerk. ;)

Wow. Paging Chris Hansen! ;)

*shakes tiny fist inna air!*
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 11:12:54 PM
FTFA: Cassidy, 44, who taught at MS137 America's School of Heroes in Ozone Park, lost a fight for his $83,600-a-year job...He "was very rich and would give her a house, a car, credit cards and security."

LOLWUT?

$83K in Queens is not "very rich."
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 11:42:12 PM
hubiestubert: doglover: hubiestubert: doglover: The "years later" were about four. Jerk. ;)

Wow. Paging Chris Hansen! ;)

*shakes tiny fist inna air!*

you can't win dude. ;)
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 11:45:45 PM
SilentStrider: hubiestubert: doglover: hubiestubert: doglover: The "years later" were about four. Jerk. ;)

Wow. Paging Chris Hansen! ;)

*shakes tiny fist inna air!*

you can't win dude. ;)

Not when you date moms and their daughters. Now if you had scored a three way we'd be decking the halls with your praises.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 11:54:24 PM
 
fusillade762
2011-12-26 12:49:48 AM
TTIUWP.
 
182 [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 12:51:01 AM
hubiestubert: When I first got to college, I briefly had a little something with one of the women in the art department. She was in her middle thirties, and after a few fun months, she patted me on the head after and sent me on my merry way.

Years later, I met a cute freshman. She was a townie, and swung by to pick her up. Lo, her mother opened the door to greet me before our date, and it was the that lovely continuing ed student from my own freshman year.

To her credit, she didn't give anything away to her daughter, other than a little smirk at me.

Mom was the hotter of the two, I discovered. Nothing against her girl, but she was a girl, and Mom, Mom was a helluva woman...

FOTY!!!

/farker of the year
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 01:02:53 AM
hubiestubert: When I first got to college, I briefly had a little something with one of the women in the art department. She was in her middle thirties, and after a few fun months, she patted me on the head after and sent me on my merry way.

Years later, I met a cute freshman. She was a townie, and swung by to pick her up. Lo, her mother opened the door to greet me before our date, and it was the that lovely continuing ed student from my own freshman year.

To her credit, she didn't give anything away to her daughter, other than a little smirk at me.

Mom was the hotter of the two, I discovered. Nothing against her girl, but she was a girl, and Mom, Mom was a helluva woman...

Dear Penthouse...
 
Sister Esther
2011-12-26 01:03:22 AM
hubiestubert: When I first got to college, I briefly had a little something with one of the women in the art department. She was in her middle thirties, and after a few fun months, she patted me on the head after and sent me on my merry way.

Years later, I met a cute freshman. She was a townie, and swung by to pick her up. Lo, her mother opened the door to greet me before our date, and it was the that lovely continuing ed student from my own freshman year.

To her credit, she didn't give anything away to her daughter, other than a little smirk at me.

Mom was the hotter of the two, I discovered. Nothing against her girl, but she was a girl, and Mom, Mom was a helluva woman...

pm.b5z.net
 
Muffin'sTop
2011-12-26 01:09:48 AM
wow! great xmas prsent! my second greenlight!
 
inkblot
2011-12-26 01:10:40 AM
wonton transcend the elite
 
steamingpile
2011-12-26 01:12:02 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope: Is it? Huh. Wouldn't be the first time I was called weird. I guess I was just disappointed I couldn't find a pic pf him.

Hes calling you a racist.

Somacandra: $83K in Queens is not "very rich."

According to the 99%ers hes part of the elite rich establishment!

/i agree $83K isnt shiat
//anywhere
///but especially NY, thats almost poverty level
 
pearls before swine
2011-12-26 01:20:35 AM
"y no"? Seriously? Fark's down to that?
 
steamingpile
2011-12-26 01:23:16 AM
pearls before swine: "y no"? Seriously? Fark's down to that?

Down? They have been copying /b/ shiat for years now.
 
Mock26
2011-12-26 01:35:41 AM
hubiestubert: When I first got to college, I briefly had a little something with one of the women in the art department. She was in her middle thirties, and after a few fun months, she patted me on the head after and sent me on my merry way.

Years later, I met a cute freshman. She was a townie, and swung by to pick her up. Lo, her mother opened the door to greet me before our date, and it was the that lovely continuing ed student from my own freshman year.

To her credit, she didn't give anything away to her daughter, other than a little smirk at me.

Mom was the hotter of the two, I discovered. Nothing against her girl, but she was a girl, and Mom, Mom was a helluva woman...

I once dated a girl for a couple of weeks. We had some pretty wild times during our short tryst. A few months later I hooked up with a milf in a bar and went back to her place. The next morning as I was getting dressed I noticed a picture on the milf's nightstand. It was her and her daughter, the girl I dated for a couple of weeks. Turns out the daughter was due to arrive quite soon for breakfast with mom. Needless to say I hurried on out of there!
 
DerechoSCK
2011-12-26 01:43:01 AM
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I'm down with it...
 
Counter_Intelligent
2011-12-26 01:43:24 AM
steamingpile: According to the 99%ers DERP!
 
some_beer_drinker
2011-12-26 02:12:38 AM
hubiestubert: When I first got to college, I briefly had a little something with one of the women in the art department. She was in her middle thirties, and after a few fun months, she patted me on the head after and sent me on my merry way.

Years later, I met a cute freshman. She was a townie, and swung by to pick her up. Lo, her mother opened the door to greet me before our date, and it was the that lovely continuing ed student from my own freshman year.

To her credit, she didn't give anything away to her daughter, other than a little smirk at me.

Mom was the hotter of the two, I discovered. Nothing against her girl, but she was a girl, and Mom, Mom was a helluva woman...

you forgot to start off by saying, dear penthouse.

/fake
 
The Southern Dandy
2011-12-26 02:13:59 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope: "I'm not a teacher no more," he told a reporter Friday at his Woodhaven apartment.

"Get off my stoop."

Damn - what grammar. The appropriate language is, " "Iain't no teacher no more."

What do you want to bet: Attractive. Successful.

You are also incorrect. The proper syntax is...

I ain tryn nah be no teacha no mo.
 
encyclopediaplushuman [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 02:14:30 AM
jaylectricity: You coulda been having sex with your mom. (new window)

Read a good lot of it, hard to fap to though. Was an interesting link, thanks for sharing it.
 
bhcompy
2011-12-26 02:31:31 AM
steamingpile: /i agree $83K isnt shiat
//anywhere
///but especially NY, thats almost poverty level

It's above the median household income for most of America. You would know that if you didn't have to be at the gym in 26 minutes
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 02:58:05 AM
America's School of Heroes
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 03:04:46 AM
encyclopediaplushuman: jaylectricity: You coulda been having sex with your mom. (new window)

Read a good lot of it, hard to fap to though. Was an interesting link, thanks for sharing it.

images.cheezburger.com
 
Raider_dad
2011-12-26 03:05:33 AM
jaylectricity: You coulda been having sex with your mom. (new window)

The "Mom with benefits" comment got me good.
 
7wolf
2011-12-26 03:16:09 AM
steamingpile: pearls before swine: "y no"? Seriously? Fark's down to that?

Down? They have been copying /b/ shiat for years now.

Copying? The two communities probably have a significant shared population.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 04:12:16 AM
cretinbob: encyclopediaplushuman: jaylectricity: You coulda been having sex with your mom. (new window)

Read a good lot of it, hard to fap to though. Was an interesting link, thanks for sharing it.

[images.cheezburger.com image 500x375]

Quote of the day:

"Don't you hate when girls tell you not to cum? Especially parents, they're the worst about it."
 
Hobodeluxe
2011-12-26 04:40:20 AM
hubiestubert: doglover: hubiestubert: doglover: The "years later" were about four. Jerk. ;)

Wow. Paging Chris Hansen! ;)

*shakes tiny fist inna air!*

bwahaha
 
wambu
2011-12-26 07:53:02 AM
In a sick twist, the clandestine coupling occurred while Cassidy was courting the girl's mom, records state.

That is so needlessly judgmental. Is this what passes for modern journalism?

And it only would have been sick if he was also farking the family pet at the time.

/but I'm sure somebody has a link to that kind story as well
//and pictures
 
SevenizGud
2011-12-26 08:56:45 AM
FTFA:
Cassidy, 44, who taught at MS137 America's School of Heroes in Ozone Park, lost a fight for his $83,600-a-year job

Not bad for 2 hours a day, 5 days a week, 9 months a year.

/those poor teachers, how do they survive on such pittance?
 
Rafterman2 [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 09:22:23 AM
jaylectricity: You coulda been having sex with your mom. (new window)

OMG... Just read through that entire thread. It was like watching a train wreck. Ugh.
 
MoronLessOff
2011-12-26 10:07:45 AM
182: hubiestubert: When I first got to college, I briefly had a little something with one of the women in the art department. She was in her middle thirties, and after a few fun months, she patted me on the head after and sent me on my merry way.

Years later, I met a cute freshman. She was a townie, and swung by to pick her up. Lo, her mother opened the door to greet me before our date, and it was the that lovely continuing ed student from my own freshman year.

To her credit, she didn't give anything away to her daughter, other than a little smirk at me.

Mom was the hotter of the two, I discovered. Nothing against her girl, but she was a girl, and Mom, Mom was a helluva woman...

FOTY!!!

/farker of the year

Seconded!

Mock26: Needless to say I hurried on out of there! asked if she'd ever had a gentleman's double.

/fixed this for me.
 
rhinoguy
2011-12-26 01:23:27 PM
No picture: no post.
 
stuffy
2011-12-26 03:32:07 PM
Meh the pron video was better.
 
scraping_fetus_off_the_wheel
2011-12-26 04:46:55 PM
FTA:
the aunt said the girl told her that Cassidy "gave her a wine cooler." The teen later denied he gave her liquor.

Both are right.
 
Rodeodoc [TotalFark]
2011-12-26 05:05:30 PM
FTA: She said Cassidy helped her with family problems, the way she dressed and her vocabulary.

"I'm not a teacher no more," he told a reporter Friday at his Woodhaven apartment.

The mother testified Cassidy's mentoring helped her daughter rocket to an "A" average. But records show she was still failing.

Yeah, on the vocabulary thing? Blind leading, like, the blind, ya know?
 
fknra [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 01:18:30 AM
www.arrse.co.uk
 
encyclopediaplushuman [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:26:28 AM
cretinbob: encyclopediaplushuman: jaylectricity: You coulda been having sex with your mom. (new window)

Read a good lot of it, hard to fap to though. Was an interesting link, thanks for sharing it.

Freud is my answer.
 
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