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(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman changes her name to "Look At Me, I'm An Attention Whore". Just kidding, but that would be better than what she actually chose   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 158
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2011-12-25 12:17:57 PM
i881.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-25 12:21:19 PM
So her middle name is And?
 
2011-12-25 12:22:31 PM

alwaysjaded:


Help me out here. iPhone so ita small and I don't have my glasses to hold it away to see what it actually is.
 
2011-12-25 12:24:24 PM
Okay, some people like the tow idiots with the superhero names are just bored and stupid, but pinky sounds genuinely mentally ill and should probably be involuntary committed and electroshocked a bit for the good of society.
 
2011-12-25 12:24:29 PM

alwaysjaded: [i881.photobucket.com image 640x414]


*Right-click, save!*
 
2011-12-25 12:26:23 PM
Whatever you'd hit it
 
2011-12-25 12:28:06 PM
To be really annoying, you need to change your name to something memorable. So memorable that it gets stuck and won't come unstuck. On that note, I think I'll change my name to: Walks Down Stairs Alone Or In Pairs And Makes A Slinkety Sound.
 
2011-12-25 12:28:36 PM

Calm Down You Spaz: Whatever you'd hit it


Sure, I'd hit Muffin-top Dead Eyes, so what?
 
2011-12-25 12:30:18 PM

mariner314: alwaysjaded:

Help me out here. iPhone so ita small and I don't have my glasses to hold it away to see what it actually is.


It's one of those images made from small images. They're all facepalms and it was the first thing I thought of when I saw her name. It's this picture.

i881.photobucket.com

L33t Squirrel:

*Right-click, save!*


*fistbump*
 
2011-12-25 12:31:45 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the guy with the long name doesn't get laid a lot.
 
2011-12-25 12:32:18 PM
Anyone?

images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-12-25 12:32:45 PM
*clicks link*

...why am I not surprised this is the UK?
 
2011-12-25 12:33:36 PM
As long as she puts out, I guess she can call herself whatever she chooses.
 
2011-12-25 12:33:44 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-25 12:34:09 PM

Molavian: Calm Down You Spaz: Whatever you'd hit it

Sure, I'd hit Muffin-top Dead Eyes, so what?


I'd hit What-a-real-woman-looks-like-without-airburshing as well.
 
2011-12-25 12:35:44 PM
www.weirdasianews.com
 
2011-12-25 12:37:16 PM
Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash


Ok, sorry but that is awesome.

I hope he had the sense to hyphenate He-Man though. Spider-Man, too.
 
2011-12-25 12:37:19 PM
Two in the Mrs Nice, One in the...
 
2011-12-25 12:39:57 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Molavian: Calm Down You Spaz: Whatever you'd hit it

Sure, I'd hit Muffin-top Dead Eyes, so what?

I'd hit What-a-real-woman-looks-like-without-airburshing as well.


i184.photobucket.com

Good, you made her day.
 
2011-12-25 12:42:18 PM

alwaysjaded: mariner314: alwaysjaded:

Help me out here. iPhone so ita small and I don't have my glasses to hold it away to see what it actually is.

It's one of those images made from small images. They're all facepalms and it was the first thing I thought of when I saw her name. It's this picture.



L33t Squirrel:

*Right-click, save!*

*fistbump*


Thanks! I can see it now beyond the blur.

Bad eyesight sucks ya'll
 
2011-12-25 12:43:05 PM

Kuroutesshin: *clicks link*

...why am I not surprised this is the UK?


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Mr. Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel approves.
 
2011-12-25 12:43:14 PM
THREE kids? I'm guessing her name isn't referring to her cooch. And why is it important to refer to a person as a "mum" over and above anything else these days? Is that the peak of human accomplishment? Getting sperm sprayed into your uterus and then an automatic process takes over your body? Weee.
 
2011-12-25 12:45:32 PM

Christian Bale: Batman


Ok, sorry but that is awesome.


I'll bet you think that's awesome.

mariner314:

Thanks! I can see it now beyond the blur.

Bad eyesight sucks ya'll


I can't even imagine what that image looks like on a really small screen. I would probably get mild vertigo.
 
2011-12-25 12:47:24 PM

Baz the Spaz: As long as she puts out, I guess she can call herself whatever she chooses.


Because you saw "Daily Mail" on the tag?

But I'm not sure what location has to do with anything. I know a woman in Austin, Texas who, on the advice of her spiritual leader, changed her name to Slip Fractional Module.
 
2011-12-25 12:48:02 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: THREE kids? I'm guessing her name isn't referring to her cooch. And why is it important to refer to a person as a "mum" over and above anything else these days? Is that the peak of human accomplishment? Getting sperm sprayed into your uterus and then an automatic process takes over your body? Weee.


0/10. Her kids call her "mum."
 
2011-12-25 12:48:11 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: THREE kids? I'm guessing her name isn't referring to her cooch. And why is it important to refer to a person as a "mum" over and above anything else these days? Is that the peak of human accomplishment? Getting sperm sprayed into your uterus and then an automatic process takes over your body? Weee.


It's Christmas, so I'll be generous. 1¼/10
 
2011-12-25 12:51:46 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Is that the peak of human accomplishment? Getting sperm sprayed into your uterus and then an automatic process takes over your body? Weee.


well for some people it is mildly difficult to find someone drunk or desperate enough to coat one's uterus with sperm, not all of us have real life access to farkers.......not that I'm bitter or anything......

/ok maybe a bit jaded
//and hating life
///and all of you, for no good reason....
////removed self from gene pool years ago.....
 
2011-12-25 12:51:48 PM

mariner314: Thanks! I can see it now beyond the blur.

Bad eyesight sucks ya'll


Don't feel bad, it was a bit like one of those Magic-Eye things in that it took me a second to see it as well. Wait, is it Picard or a sailboat, then? *Headasplode.*
 
2011-12-25 12:51:49 PM
She must either be the most vapid person ever or have a really campy sense of humor. At any rate, she's now getting tons of free publicity for her business.
 
2011-12-25 12:51:56 PM
Dude's got a bigger belly gut then I do, wtf america ENGLAND!>?!?
 
2011-12-25 12:52:47 PM
She could have named herself I'll Never Progress Beyond Age 12.
 
2011-12-25 12:54:56 PM

Molavian: ArcadianRefugee: Molavian: Calm Down You Spaz: Whatever you'd hit it

Sure, I'd hit Muffin-top Dead Eyes, so what?

I'd hit What-a-real-woman-looks-like-without-airburshing as well.



Good, you made her day.


Ah, dude, now I have to go ha e some of the fine Xmas bourbon my fiancée bought me as a gift, and have a cigar to try to get that image out of my brain... and I said I wasn't gonna drink until Xmas dinner.

Damn you.
 
2011-12-25 12:55:08 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: THREE kids? I'm guessing her name isn't referring to her cooch. And why is it important to refer to a person as a "mum" over and above anything else these days? Is that the peak of human accomplishment? Getting sperm sprayed into your uterus and then an automatic process takes over your body? Weee.


So full of hate. I see who hadn't had any in a long while.
 
2011-12-25 12:58:12 PM

Molavian: ArcadianRefugee: Molavian: Calm Down You Spaz: Whatever you'd hit it

Sure, I'd hit Muffin-top Dead Eyes, so what?

I'd hit What-a-real-woman-looks-like-without-airburshing as well.



Good, you made her day.


You're an evil man. It's Christmas you bastard
 
2011-12-25 01:03:03 PM

Dad Hankie Fest wrote: Quantum Apostrophe: THREE kids? I'm guessing her name isn't referring to her cooch. And why is it important to refer to a person as a "mum" over and above anything else these days? Is that the peak of human accomplishment? Getting sperm sprayed into your uterus and then an automatic process takes over your body? Weee.

0/10. Her kids call her "mum."


Her kids wrote the story? Anyways, it just shows how mundane and conservative society has become. Go to school, have kids early, settle down at 25. Count the number of kids you have.
 
2011-12-25 01:03:54 PM
Hiding now, just hiding
 
2011-12-25 01:04:47 PM
she should just shorten it to pinky slutmuffin
 
2011-12-25 01:06:35 PM
This is why they cannot have nice things
 
2011-12-25 01:07:34 PM

Calm Down You Spaz: Molavian: ArcadianRefugee: Molavian: Calm Down You Spaz: Whatever you'd hit it

Sure, I'd hit Muffin-top Dead Eyes, so what?

I'd hit What-a-real-woman-looks-like-without-airburshing as well.



Good, you made her day.

You're an evil man. It's Christmas you bastard


^^^^^^^^^
 
2011-12-25 01:08:12 PM

alwaysjaded: Christian Bale: Batman


Ok, sorry but that is awesome.

I'll bet you think that's awesome.

mariner314:

Thanks! I can see it now beyond the blur.

Bad eyesight sucks ya'll

I can't even imagine what that image looks like on a really small screen. I would probably get mild vertigo.


To be honest, it looked like the head of a penis.
 
2011-12-25 01:10:58 PM

Calm Down You Spaz: Whatever you'd hit it


No, I wouldn't. I am one of those rare farkers who isn't a chubby chaser. And I'm not 17 so I won't hit anything that moves. What is it with you desperate losers?

1.bp.blogspot.com

Bleech!
 
2011-12-25 01:10:59 PM

Calm Down You Spaz: Molavian: ArcadianRefugee: Molavian: Calm Down You Spaz: Whatever you'd hit it

Sure, I'd hit Muffin-top Dead Eyes, so what?

I'd hit What-a-real-woman-looks-like-without-airburshing as well.



Good, you made her day.

You're an evil man. It's Christmas you bastard


gremlindog.com
 
2011-12-25 01:11:22 PM
REAL MEN WEAR PINK!

/boinkboink
 
2011-12-25 01:12:07 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Molavian: Calm Down You Spaz: Whatever you'd hit it

Sure, I'd hit Muffin-top Dead Eyes, so what?

I'd hit What-a-real-woman-looks-like-without-airburshing as well.


OMG you people are gross desperate tards.
 
2011-12-25 01:16:41 PM
Remember seeing a girl who had the last name of everybodytalkinbout

Wanted to punch her.
 
2011-12-25 01:18:41 PM

Hankie Fest: Baz the Spaz: As long as she puts out, I guess she can call herself whatever she chooses.

Because you saw "Daily Mail" on the tag?

But I'm not sure what location has to do with anything. I know a woman in Austin, Texas who, on the advice of her spiritual leader, changed her name to Slip Fractional Module.


CSB time

I went to college with a woman who had just changed her name to Faith Healer Walker.
She introduced herself as Faith Walker and I didn't give it another thought. Some time later she told us her full name and the story of her spiritual awakening after zombie aliens tried to take her soul and how they didn't get it because she was chosen to bring gods message and blah blah blah

Her grasp on reality was a little.... tenuous to put it mildly
 
2011-12-25 01:20:06 PM

mariner314: alwaysjaded: Christian Bale: Batman


Ok, sorry but that is awesome.

I'll bet you think that's awesome.

mariner314:

Thanks! I can see it now beyond the blur.

Bad eyesight sucks ya'll

I can't even imagine what that image looks like on a really small screen. I would probably get mild vertigo.

To be honest, it looked like the head of a penis.


I see something that could be a spaceship. Is it round? Is it pointy?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-25 01:23:55 PM
I am certain that that woman likes it in the stink hole
 
2011-12-25 01:24:37 PM

StanTheMan: No, I wouldn't. I am one of those rare farkers who isn't a chubby chaser. And I'm not 17 so I won't hit anything that moves.


The only thing wrong with the woman in the right side of your pic is the unfortunate choice of jeans a size and a half too small.
Other than that, and not seeing her from the front, she looks like an average size woman.

The AW, Pink...... is decidedly not 'chubby'.
 
2011-12-25 01:27:41 PM
Fine. Here's my favorite cold weather bikini pic, eh.

i184.photobucket.com
 
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