I can't count the orgies I participated in when I was a kid, must number in the thousands. Often times we would hire clowns to spray us with lubricants.

Back in my teenage years we called them "toga parties."

oldebayer: Back in my teenage years we called them "toga parties the only reason to be a Boy Scout."

I can't fap to this.

Next they'll tell us Rainbow Parties never happened.

Came here for pics of kids having group sex.

/Leaving disappointed.

No need to panic...unless you find yourself on the bottom of the pile.

MontanaDave: No need to panic...unless you find yourself on the bottom of the pile.

Hope you brought a spoon.

Why would kids having group sex cause a panic?

I mean, it's not like we haven't all got cameras set up and connected to a DVR 24/7... you're not going to miss fapping to the action.

namatad: Saborlas: Teen orgies are perfectly natural, and as long as everyone is using protection, the consequences are minimal (if not nonexistent). There is no need to panic.

/a 16 year old is not a 6 year old
//stop equating them

well
and all the kids know to use safe sex right?
because the parents and the schools both talked to the kids about safe sex long before the kids were sexually active?
wait, what?
just say no and abstinence only education?

well then you deserve to grandkids and for your kids to contract terrible diseases.
no seriously

educate your children and yourself or live with the consequences

/dumbass says what??

You make all terrible diseases sound like they are terrible, you really need to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror.

Let's do the time warp again!

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Teen sex parties are so my junior and senior years in high school.

Sometimes we would have seven or eight sex parties going at the same time, and they would spill over into each other until it was hundreds of acres of nothing but sex, sex sex .... pretty soon guys would run out of girls to have sex with and they would look to the cattle in the field, and they would mount the cattle while other guys held the poor cow down, and soon it became accepted practice.

base935: Came here for pics of kids having group sex.

/Leaving disappointed.

Take a seat.......,you know the routine.

girl6: Teen sex parties are so my junior and senior years in high school.

TravisBickle62: Sometimes we would have seven or eight sex parties going at the same time, and they would spill over into each other until it was hundreds of acres of nothing but sex, sex sex .... pretty soon guys would run out of girls to have sex with and they would look to the cattle in the field, and they would mount the cattle while other guys held the poor cow down, and soon it became accepted practice.

I believe pics are in order here.

TravisBickle62: I can't count the orgies I participated in when I was a kid, must number in the thousands. Often times we would hire clowns to spray us with lubricants.



Teenage orgies...how do they work?

Wait... They're not!? So now I gotta return the two headed massager, lubricant, duct tape, nylon rope, whip cream, cameras, donkeys, sheep, clowns, condoms, dental shields, Bibles, cats, vibrators, handcuffs, mattresses, and Penn. State Showers?!

Here's a jolly old Christmas party tale:

When I was 17 years old I owned a 1984 Chevy G20, pimped out with a Kustom Koach interior and running lights; the whole shebang. It was 2 or 3 days before xmas and the deli restaurant that I worked at had their party at Fern Bowl, a throwback establishment of the Louisville community. After half a set inside, I ushered the 'cooler' members of the crew (pretty much everyone that worked there was 21 or younger) to my vehicle in the parking lot. There was about 10 of us; enough were 2 had to sit on the floor; and the five girls and us five guys passed around the christmas tree and a bottle of the Dickel Tickle, razing our spirits into some horny, xxxmas mood. Eventually each member of the opposite sex found somebody to entwine with, and then they too were passed around. Here is where it gets interesting: The next day at work, one of the girls comes forward and tells me she had mono.

The restaurant lost half of its staff overnight.

But god damn it was worth it.

/Merry Christmas!

TravisBickle62: Sometimes we would have seven or eight sex parties going at the same time, and they would spill over into each other until it was hundreds of acres of nothing but sex, sex sex .... pretty soon guys would run out of girls to have sex with and they would look to the cattle in the field, and they would mount the cattle while other guys held the poor cow down, and soon it became accepted practice.

Wasn't that a scene from Stranger in a Strange Land?

My son is 13 and they only had sex ed last school year. Prior to that I had explained to him about the difference between boys and girls and what puberty was and so forth. Of course he was hairier then I am by then, but that's besides the point. I told him that i knew that sex ed was coming up so I wasn't going to get into the details, but I told him straight up that if at ANY TIME he was even considering being sexually active that he had to use protection and if he didn't know how, didn't know where to get them, was too embarassed to get them, whatever, to see me and I'd explain and provide. I told him that even though I might not be happy if he was having sex, I would far more angry and upset if he went and did it w-o protection and got a girl pregnant.

not to mention he'd have to either deal w/being a daddy while in HS or having to deal w/the implications of her getting an abortion.

do I expect to have this situation come to fruition any soon? Nope. Am I glad I at least broached the subject? Youbetcha

lostinjersey: My son is 13 and they only had sex ed last school year. Prior to that I had explained to him about the difference between boys and girls and what puberty was and so forth. Of course he was hairier then I am by then, but that's besides the point. I told him that i knew that sex ed was coming up so I wasn't going to get into the details, but I told him straight up that if at ANY TIME he was even considering being sexually active that he had to use protection and if he didn't know how, didn't know where to get them, was too embarassed to get them, whatever, to see me and I'd explain and provide. I told him that even though I might not be happy if he was having sex, I would far more angry and upset if he went and did it w-o protection and got a girl pregnant.

not to mention he'd have to either deal w/being a daddy while in HS or having to deal w/the implications of her getting an abortion.

do I expect to have this situation come to fruition any soon? Nope. Am I glad I at least broached the subject? Youbetcha

I applaud you for giving your son a hand job.

After a year together, my ex girlfriend told me that she participated in several rainbow parties when she was in high school. She was proud of the fact that her color was always the farthest down and that she had probably blown every guy in her senior class because of these parties. Apparently, she stopped being proud of this when she found out at her 5 year reunion that tapes of a couple parties were being sold at the reunion and several guys offered her money at the reunion to "re-live old times".

Her justification for doing it in the first place was that she had a pathological need for attention and being the blowjob queen of her high school made her popular. After a couple years of therapy, and a lot of prescription drugs, she figured out that wasnt something she wanted to be known for.

Dick Gozinya: After a year together, my ex girlfriend told me that she participated in several rainbow parties when she was in high school. She was proud of the fact that her color was always the farthest down and that she had probably blown every guy in her senior class because of these parties. Apparently, she stopped being proud of this when she found out at her 5 year reunion that tapes of a couple parties were being sold at the reunion and several guys offered her money at the reunion to "re-live old times".

Her justification for doing it in the first place was that she had a pathological need for attention and being the blowjob queen of her high school made her popular. After a couple years of therapy, and a lot of prescription drugs, she figured out that wasnt something she wanted to be known for.

How many guys do you figure she blew during the year you were together? 30? 120?

lostinjersey: My son is 13 and they only had sex ed last school year. Prior to that I had explained to him about the difference between boys and girls and what puberty was and so forth. Of course he was hairier then I am by then, but that's besides the point. I told him that i knew that sex ed was coming up so I wasn't going to get into the details, but I told him straight up that if at ANY TIME he was even considering being sexually active that he had to use protection and if he didn't know how, didn't know where to get them, was too embarassed to get them, whatever, to see me and I'd explain and provide. I told him that even though I might not be happy if he was having sex, I would far more angry and upset if he went and did it w-o protection and got a girl pregnant.

not to mention he'd have to either deal w/being a daddy while in HS or having to deal w/the implications of her getting an abortion.

do I expect to have this situation come to fruition any soon? Nope. Am I glad I at least broached the subject? Youbetcha

If you really want him to not have sex in his teen years, nip things at the bud. Tell him the best way to get chicks in bed is by spontaneously crying and obsessively talking about pokemon. Tell him that if it doesn't work, it's because he's a pussy who's not crying loud enough or talking about Pokemon on a level that is not obsessive enough. Then tell him that anyone who tells him otherwise is really competition trying to cut into his game.

TravisBickle62: Dick Gozinya: After a year together, my ex girlfriend told me that she participated in several rainbow parties when she was in high school. She was proud of the fact that her color was always the farthest down and that she had probably blown every guy in her senior class because of these parties. Apparently, she stopped being proud of this when she found out at her 5 year reunion that tapes of a couple parties were being sold at the reunion and several guys offered her money at the reunion to "re-live old times".

Her justification for doing it in the first place was that she had a pathological need for attention and being the blowjob queen of her high school made her popular. After a couple years of therapy, and a lot of prescription drugs, she figured out that wasnt something she wanted to be known for.

How many guys do you figure she blew during the year you were together? 30? 120?

In a row?

the_vegetarian_cannibal: TravisBickle62: Dick Gozinya: After a year together, my ex girlfriend told me that she participated in several rainbow parties when she was in high school. She was proud of the fact that her color was always the farthest down and that she had probably blown every guy in her senior class because of these parties. Apparently, she stopped being proud of this when she found out at her 5 year reunion that tapes of a couple parties were being sold at the reunion and several guys offered her money at the reunion to "re-live old times".

Her justification for doing it in the first place was that she had a pathological need for attention and being the blowjob queen of her high school made her popular. After a couple years of therapy, and a lot of prescription drugs, she figured out that wasnt something she wanted to be known for.

How many guys do you figure she blew during the year you were together? 30? 120?

In a row?

If it was 30 or 120 at the same time I'd be really impressed.

ecmoRandomNumbers: After publication of this article, Best Buy saw an unprecedented spike in returns of spycams and nanny-cams.

Ummm....don't you mean all those cancelled orders announced this week?

bugmn99: oldebayer: Back in my teenage years we called them "toga parties the only reason to be a Boy Scout." in band

Ftfy.

/sharing _herpes is caring!

Is it still okay to panic about kids not having group sex?

Dick Gozinya: After a year together, my ex girlfriend told me that she participated in several rainbow parties when she was in high school. She was proud of the fact that her color was always the farthest down and that she had probably blown every guy in her senior class because of these parties. Apparently, she stopped being proud of this when she found out at her 5 year reunion that tapes of a couple parties were being sold at the reunion and several guys offered her money at the reunion to "re-live old times".

Her justification for doing it in the first place was that she had a pathological need for attention and being the blowjob queen of her high school made her popular. After a couple years of therapy, and a lot of prescription drugs, she figured out that wasnt something she wanted to be known for.

Was she suffering from a Jenkem addiction at the time?

girl6: Teen sex parties are so my junior and senior years in high school.

That disturbance you just felt was thousands of Farkers checking your profile for pics....


/Don't waste your time, guys... I already checked.

BSABSVR: Dick Gozinya: After a year together, my ex girlfriend told me that she participated in several rainbow parties when she was in high school. She was proud of the fact that her color was always the farthest down and that she had probably blown every guy in her senior class because of these parties. Apparently, she stopped being proud of this when she found out at her 5 year reunion that tapes of a couple parties were being sold at the reunion and several guys offered her money at the reunion to "re-live old times".

Her justification for doing it in the first place was that she had a pathological need for attention and being the blowjob queen of her high school made her popular. After a couple years of therapy, and a lot of prescription drugs, she figured out that wasnt something she wanted to be known for.

Was she suffering from a Jenkem addiction at the time?

How can you get addicted to gen chem? Worst subject ever.

After a long night of huffing jenkem, toking the reefer, injecting herion, and drinking until we're farked in half, what else is there to do? We gather round ,strip down, and fark like cats.

After that, we dance on top of moving cars, and then kick the shiat out of each other, before assaulting the CVS for a whole bunch of rainbow colored condoms and getting our dicks sucked, followed by a round of driving erratically.

/missed a few

ox45tallboy: girl6: Teen sex parties are so my junior and senior years in high school.

Go on.....

Every 15 mins, someone would yell "Switch!".

Oh, I wasn't panicking.

Perfectly normal behavior. Nothing to worry about.

Please encourage them to blog about the experience and post photos, if of legal age. Otherwise, we'll be thinking about the children.