My dog. Little man (well not so little anymore, 110 lbs) makes me get up in the morning when i'd rather stay in bed and die.
/the jerk

Christmas day bong hits. Keep 'em coming.

The Detroit Lions

Stafford - 23 years old
Suh - 24
CJohnson - 26
Avril - 25

I think I have many more years in which I will be thankful for them

that I have 8 days to be grateful for, not just 1

I was accepted to a PhD program in the 11th hour earlier this year. Today I'm working on research I love and living in Amsterdam.

That said, I am awfully thankful that my family got me a ticket to visit them in Florida for Christmas. This time of year it's light only 9am-4pm in Holland, and I missed sunshine!

Overheard: "But it's a new gun. I want to go out and shoot someone to break it in."

Flannel sheets, because it's cold and rainy outside.

BabyDumplings: Christmas day bong hits. Keep 'em coming.

_Here.

Always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always used a condom.

I'm thankful for my 4 year old daughter. And for my high priced attorney. And for my ex-wife not bothering to show up for court. Tatsuma: that I have 8 days to be grateful for, not just 1

Don't forget a harmonica.

I'm also thankful for the enter key, even though I don't use it properly apparently.

Tatsuma: that I have 8 days to be grateful for, not just 1

Happy Kwanzaa.

Thankful for: Two years and 4 months since my last cancer treatment. No signs of it coming back. Kids are healthy. Wife still here.

I'm thankful that I'm still standing, and that the new year is looking up.

/shouldn't we be doing this at Thanksgiving?

We did the 'thankful" thread on Thanksgiving. So I guess Christmas sucks.

/no it doesn't.

/Merry Christmas, farkers!

This is the first year I didn't even receive so much as a Christmas card from anyone, not even from my own mother. Oh well, they warned me something about burning bridges back when they still talked to me

Confabulat: This is the first year I didn't even receive so much as a Christmas card from anyone, not even from my own mother. Oh well, they warned me something about burning bridges back when they still talked to me

Of all of the Christmas cards I've got this year, only ONE has been from a relative. I've got a few from farkers, and my overseas pen pals in Australia, Wales and Worst Korea. I've sent about 40 or so, only 2 or 3 being to people I actually know.

I got a new wallet and a charger stand for my various Apple products (I can now charge them all at once). My girlfriend got me the Metal Gear Solid HD pack for my 360.

rickythepenguin: how farked am i? wife and i agreed to get nothing for each other, i thus got her nothing.....she got me a 32gb ipod.

Fool! Never underestimate the power of woman love. You better make it up to her.

rickythepenguin: how farked am i? wife and i agreed to get nothing for each other, i thus got her nothing.....she got me a 32gb ipod.

We should start a club as I lived through that same experience this am.

I don't think there is any feasible way out either.

Merry Christmas Farkers!!!

shivashakti: I'm very thankful for my father for letting me live in his place while I'm disabled. I know it's been a huge inconvenience for him.

But I'm the most thankful for my brother who is giving me a kidney next month, which is just about the most amazing thing anyone's ever done for me.

I think your dad's cool with you staying with him. I'd give anything to have my son living with me still, but he passed away last year. Your brother sounds like the best brother to have.

Not to bum everyone's Christmas out, I am thankful for the friends and family who have helped me over the last 18 months dealing with my loss. It has been very much appreciated.

I'm grateful for all of you glorious bastards.

Even for some of the lot of you bastards that aren't so glorious.

I'm thankful for our Dear Leader Obama, Blessed Be His Name.

I've been in the mental health system since 1995. It progressively got to the point to where I was a shut-in for 5 years. After two years of intense group counseling I was able to break out of my shell and I joined the Zoo Crew. A group of volunteers at the Buffalo Zoo that help out with special events. I enjoyed it so much I asked, and was accepted, into the Docent program. I start training on January 7th. Eventually I want to become a small animal handler and get a paying job at the zoo. But one step at a time.

For all that I am thankful for three of the best counselors I have ever had. Thank you John, Sylvia and Walter. You helped me become someone.

Merry Christmas!

Mr. Fuzzypaws: A group of volunteers at the Buffalo

Um, can you send me a sackful of beef on weck sandwiches?

All I really need are a warm place to sleep at night, at least two hot meals a day, and a job to pay for them. I've got all three right now, and they're helping put my husband through college so he can get an awesome job. It's not much, but once I got rid of my "wants" and just focused on what I need, I'm a lot happier and I'm glad that I'm doing well. Though I do admit that I'm thankful for a beer now and then. ;P