I wonder how fat subby is? I'm guessing spherical.

Somacandra: If it laid an egg, it would fall off the back of the television set.

unless it's a male.

Merry Christmas

How did the penguin get on top of the telly?

Stahi: BURMA!

Why'd you say Burma?!



/wait for it...

maddogdelta: How did the penguin get on top of the telly?

Devo Cornholiosky: Stahi: BURMA!

Why'd you say Burma?!



/wait for it...

How should I know ? I'm not Dr. bloody Bronowski !


/intercourse the penguin

Also, it's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode

I hope not.That could get messy.

It looks fairly butch

SomethingInYourTeeth: It looks fairly butch

Per'aps it's from next door?

INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!

Yes, Rico. Kaaboom.

Stahi: BURMA!

Sounds like you panicked.

/it was an inspired guess...

Don't be silly...maybe it came from the zoo.

I don't get the whole penguins on the TV thing. My wife has a "cable box penguin" but still none of it makes sense.

Ok, well for Scheiße giggles I watched the MP skit, so that at least makes some sense. As much sense as a MP skit makes, anyways...

What's a penguin doing on top of the television set?

How did subby know that was going to happen?

"Yay, Santa brought the penguin plushie I always wanted!"

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: How did subby know that was going to happen?

'E knows everything.

/INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!

lwpengy: maddogdelta: How did the penguin get on top of the telly?

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Angry Birds?

They stamp them when they're small!

Those photos were awesome. Penguins are cool.


/pen-goo-inns is practically chickens!

Prinny dude~!

Devo Cornholiosky: Stahi: BURMA!

Why'd you say Burma?!

I panicked.


/there, happy now? :)

lohphat: WeenerGord: Devo Cornholiosky: Stahi: BURMA!

Why'd you say Burma?!

I panicked.

/there, happy now? :)

You forgot the exclamation point.

So...no.

/so ronery


Exclamation point goes where?

/Hell is ronery too? Don't you have lots of company down there?

Announcer's Voice: That was episode two of 'The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots', adapted for radio by Bernard Hollowood and Brian London. And now, Radio Four will explode. (the radio explodes)
First Pepperpot: We'll have to watch the telly then.
Second Pepperpot: Yes
(The pepperpots swivel round to look at the TV set in the corner of the room.)
First Pepperpot: What's that on the tellevision then?
Second Pepperpot: Looks like a penguin.
(On the TV set there is indeed a penguin. It sits contendedly looking at them in a stuffed sort of way. There is nothing on the screen.)
First Pepperpot: No, no, no, I didn't mean what's on the television set, I meant what programme.
Second Pepperpot: Oh.
(The second pepperpot goes to the TV, switches it on and returns to her chair. The set takes a long time to warm up and produce a picture. During this pause the following conversation takes place:)
Second Pepperpot: It's funny that penguin being there innit? What's it doing there?
First Pepperpot: Standing.
Second Pepperpot: I can see that!
First Pepperpot: If it lays an egg, it will fall down the back of the television set.
Second Pepperpot: We'll have to watch that. Unless it's a male.
First Pepperpot: Ooh, I never thought of that.
Second Pepperpot: Yes, looks fairly butch.
First Pepperpot: Per'aps it's from next door.
Second Pepperpot: Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic.
First Pepperpot: Burma!
Second Pepperpot: Why did say Burma?
First Pepperpot: I panicked.
Second Pepperpot: Oh. Perhaps it's from the zoo.
First Pepperpot: Which zoo?
Second Pepperpot: How should I know which zoo? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernowski!
First Pepperpot: How does Doctor Bernowski know which zoo it came from?
Second Pepperpot: He knows everything.
First Pepperpot: Oooh, I wouldn't like that, that'd take all the mystery out of life. Anyway, if it came from the zoo, it would have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it.
Second Pepperpot: No it wouldn't. They don't stamp animals 'property of the zoo'. You can't stamp a huge lion.
First Pepperpot: They stamp them when they're small.
Second Pepperpot: What happens when they moult?
First Pepperpot: Lions don't moult.
Second Pepperpot: No, but penguins do. There, I've run rings around you logically!
First Pepperpot: Oh, intercourse the penguin!
(On the TV screen there now appears an announcer.)
TV Announcer: It's just gone 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
(The penguin on top of the set now explodes.)
First Pepperpot: How did he know that was going to happen?!
TV Announcer: It was an inspired guess. And now...