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(Mercury News) Sad Burglars steal all of a family's Christmas presents, and also the dog. Presumably to tie a big horn to the top of his head, if they can't find a reindeer, they'll make one instead   (mercurynews.com) divider line 24
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Teknowaffle [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 06:17:05 AM
More like daddy spent all the gift money on strippers and booze, and well, Fiffi barked a little too much.
 
pottie
2011-12-25 06:24:33 AM
Cynic
 
taurusowner
2011-12-25 06:32:02 AM
Teknowaffle: More like daddy spent all the gift money on strippers and booze, and well, Fiffi barked a little too much.

Did he at least share the strippers and booze?
 
publikenemy
2011-12-25 06:32:58 AM
tv.popcrunch.com
 
Honest Bender
2011-12-25 06:33:35 AM
Step 1: Wrap a bunch of paving stones to look like presents.
Step 2: Have them "stolen."
Step 3: The community rallies around your cause and, Hey! Now they've donated more money and toys than you "had" before!
Step 4: Profit.

/Also a cynic.
 
skodabunny
2011-12-25 06:45:00 AM
As someone who's left their vulnerable ground floor flat for sunnier climes this xmas, I'm really getting a kick, etc
 
Crudbucket [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 06:56:15 AM
How do they know the dog is an innocent victim and not the perpetrator of this heinous act?
 
skodabunny
2011-12-25 07:12:07 AM
Crudbucket: How do they know the dog is an innocent victim and not the perpetrator of this heinous act?

A photo of the dog in question
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
melkson
2011-12-25 07:18:17 AM
Im guessing the dog fled out one of the open doors in shame.
 
DeadBaby
2011-12-25 07:25:02 AM
What kind of dog was it? All they said was that it was white. Could help, y'know, with the case.

Also, I hope they have insurance for this kind of thing, I know I do. Although my dogs would be irreplaceable emotionally, so it would still really suck.
 
Dadoody
2011-12-25 07:47:22 AM
dog did it
 
Bubonis
2011-12-25 07:48:52 AM
DeadBaby: What kind of dog was it? All they said was that it was white. Could help, y'know, with the case.

White dogs don't steal. 'Cause, y'know, they're white. Don't you ever watch the TV news?
 
My Bologna Has A Maiden Name
2011-12-25 07:51:04 AM
Crudbucket: How do they know the dog is an innocent victim and not the perpetrator of this heinous act?

DeadBaby: What kind of dog was it? All they said was that it was white.

That's how.
 
mikaloyd
2011-12-25 07:57:28 AM
DeadBaby: What kind of dog was it? All they said was that it was white. Could help, y'know, with the case.

Also, I hope they have insurance for this kind of thing, I know I do. Although my dogs would be irreplaceable emotionally, so it would still really suck.

FTFA
"They were able to locate some good prints and are giving them to the lab,"


Labrador retriever
 
Buffet
2011-12-25 08:16:57 AM
"I won't say nothing if you just bring the dog back." ???
Shouldn't that be, 'I won't say anything...."?
Atrocious grammar!
 
DeadBaby
2011-12-25 08:28:30 AM
mikaloyd: DeadBaby: What kind of dog was it? All they said was that it was white. Could help, y'know, with the case.

Also, I hope they have insurance for this kind of thing, I know I do. Although my dogs would be irreplaceable emotionally, so it would still really suck.

FTFA
"They were able to locate some good prints and are giving them to the lab,"


Labrador retriever

Hahaha, oh god, that was good.

/sleep deprived
 
thelordofcheese
2011-12-25 09:51:03 AM
I know how this will end.
i.imgur.com
 
Saborlas [TotalFark]
2011-12-25 11:53:10 AM
It takes a special kind of evil to steal a kid's Xmas presents.
 
TV's Vinnie
2011-12-25 12:23:54 PM
Saborlas: It takes a special kind of evil to steal a kid's Xmas presents.

Even burglars need to get stuff for their kids, you know.
 
stuffy
2011-12-25 01:48:53 PM
special place in hell.
that is all.
 
Radak
2011-12-25 01:57:43 PM
Buffet: "I won't say nothing if you just bring the dog back." ???
Shouldn't that be, 'I won't say anything...."?
Atrocious grammar!

No. It's a trick! Ssshh!

On a different note, TFA says the front and rear doors of the house were left wide open. Why do they think the dog was stolen rather than just wandered off?
 
Emposter
2011-12-25 02:25:18 PM
Scum.

Makes more sense that the dog ran off through one of the open doors. Hopefully s/he will come back OK.

The robbers are still scum.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-12-25 09:48:32 PM
They probably needed a good a watchdog.
 
storm16
2011-12-26 12:05:27 PM
This should be in the running for the headline of the year. +1 subby
 
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