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(WXYZ Detroit)   Rash of Baby Jesus figure thefts continues. Locals say it makes no frankincense   (wxyz.com ) divider line
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2011-12-25 02:10:45 AM  
Question little kids who got wagons first.
 
2011-12-25 05:08:41 AM  
Somewhere there is the world's most disturbing baby jesus orgy diorama.
 
2011-12-25 05:12:08 AM  
Why is it sad that blasphemous graven idols are being confiscated?
 
2011-12-25 05:15:53 AM  
Could be worse. Could be myrrh-der
 
2011-12-25 05:16:57 AM  

thelordofcheese: Why is it sad that blasphemous graven idols are being confiscated?


You, sir, have no sense of spiritual enlightenment.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to worship a Golden Calf.
 
2011-12-25 05:42:37 AM  
good headline.
 
2011-12-25 06:30:54 AM  
Rash of Baby Jesus.

Were swaddling clothes not sanitized?
 
2011-12-25 06:43:12 AM  
They'll come back at Easter, right?
 
2011-12-25 06:44:53 AM  
Okay, subby. That made me chuckle.
 
2011-12-25 07:23:55 AM  

whither_apophis: Question little kids who got wagons first.


Did anyone watch the yearly Christmas eve airing of "Dragnet Christmas Eve" last night? Yup. It was the kid with the wagon. It's always the kid with the wagon.
 
2011-12-25 07:27:56 AM  

Life_is_a_carnivore: Rash of Baby Jesus.

Were swaddling clothes not sanitized?


I was gonna say, maybe they ought to get some diaper powder shiat up in them there Jesus cracks.
 
2011-12-25 07:29:52 AM  
They should have nailed them down.
 
2011-12-25 08:27:29 AM  
Rash of Baby Jesus figures are extremely rare: what do you expect?
 
2011-12-25 08:30:47 AM  

BillCo: They should have nailed them down.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2011-12-25 08:41:49 AM  
I would help only for free coney dogs from the owner of the diner. If you've ever had Coney Island chili dogs you know what I mean.

/prefer National over Standard (and Lafeyette for that matter)
 
2011-12-25 08:46:39 AM  
Why does this shiat only ever happen in December? Never hear of any thefts the rest of the year...

.
 
2011-12-25 09:23:02 AM  
Somebody out there is setting up the ultimate live performance of a dead baby joke.
 
2011-12-25 10:01:13 AM  

BillCo: They should have nailed them down.


Read on. They get to that.

/spoiler
 
2011-12-25 10:13:31 AM  
What kind of cense?
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2011-12-25 10:55:29 AM  
Attention whores will set up a manger scene with no Jesus on purpose, then whine and cry he was stolen. It gets their mugs on TV every time.
 
2011-12-25 11:24:50 AM  

thelordofcheese: Why is it sad that blasphemous graven idols are being confiscated?


It would be a bit funnier if the thieves were leaving behind copies of Exodus 20:2-4.
 
2011-12-25 12:53:35 PM  
Christianity has stolen many things over the centuries: Money, Peoples' Lives, Scientific Advancement, the idea of marriage, etc.

It's about time someone took something back, even if it is just a Baby Alive wrapped in a rag and shoved into a trough...
 
2011-12-25 01:11:40 PM  
+1, Subby!
 
2011-12-25 01:19:51 PM  
It makes no frakkin' sense.

i53.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-25 08:52:03 PM  

Zorkthemadman: They'll come back at Easter, right?


THAT WOULD ROCK!
 
2011-12-25 10:34:26 PM  
Finders keepers, man.

They found Jesus. Thought Christians would be down with that.
 
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