I'm not buying it, given how these things are spun in the media

srtpointman: Depends, is it set to whites or colors?

Was whites, until someone tossed in a pink shirt

It'd be better if all parties would wash their hands of the violence.

Who's that banging on the piano?

He did not obey the rules about no dyeing in the laundry.

You can get a assault rifle in Italy?

Wash, rinse, spin and die.

That Dr. Horrible/Captain Hammer/Penny love triangle is getting out of hand.

Someone must have been agitated.

Sure laundromats are the worst maintained bussineses on the planet everyone whose ever been to one knows that. But it is not worth killing 3 people over, especially two kids, is it?

My goodness! What was there to gain in all this violence? Today should be a day of good cheer! This Christmas season we should all want to wisk each other away in the tide of holiday joy and cheer, surrounded by beautiful ivory snow and seeking to enter a fab new era. We should all be seeking a method to target a fresh start, and instead we have this trend of seventh generation fools seeking to arm & hammer their weapons and become some sort of violent dynamo; a fighting ace who ignores the Christmas spirit and the Christmas star, hanging like a jewel above the sun and earth, above the mountain green lands of this planet.

It's enough to make you XTRA angry. When will this country save itself and become closer to nature, clean and free and ready to ecover from this terrible tragedy of human behavior?

Someone will have to come clean about this.

About 30 minutes.

i_dig_chicks: You can get a assault rifle in Italy?

Don't know, but they do make great sniper rifles:

I hope this tide of violence goes away soon.

What a cold/cold thing to do.

Good, objective reporting. No liberal/conservative spin detected.

/actually doing a laundry right now
//getting a kick, etc.

When they run out of quarters?

Rinse, murder, repeat.

"ANSA reports that Bruscella and the Menchise family had a long-running legal feud over the laundromat's chimney."

The feud is finally over - it's a Christmas miracle.

As he fired he yelled out "Arctic Power!" and killed them cold.

blood stains are the worst to get out

Killer should be hung out to dry.

I'm feeling really drained by all these puns.

..i'm feeling wrung out, myself..

Now threads like this is why I read fark

I'm not sure when it will end, but I expect some sort of buzzer will go off.

You are all disappointing me. Nobody wants to take a crack at my post? Nobody?

You're no fun.

unicornrider: Sure laundromats are the worst maintained bussineses on the planet everyone whose ever been to one knows that. But it is not worth killing 3 people over, especially two kids, is it?

When you're 77, what have you got to lose?

I often feel stabby in the laundry room.

/hey, jackasses, the washer takes about 25 minutes
//and the drier about 45
///come get your clothes out of the damn machines already