slutcracker = awesome concept

i have seen nude Tosca productions were she falls out of her halter, so big deal

God bless 'em, but doesn't it seem like "Burlesque Dancer" has become code for "Ugly Stripper"?

insertdip: I'm sitting in my family room with my girlfriend, her sister, and a stripper so I'm really getting a kick.

/I'm not supposed to know she used to strip
//put the article up on the tv and she thought it was hilarious
///only thing that's been on the tv for the last 2 hours that's she's noticed
//boob job
/end slashies

proof?

Heh, "Slutcracker" they used to call me, in my salad days.

Porous Horace: Heh, "Slutcracker" they used to call me, in my salad days.

oh christo, now i need to stop my free dexter episodes feed and see that python skit

Goliath: God bless 'em, but doesn't it seem like "Burlesque Dancer" has become code for "Ugly Stripper"?

Nah, it's more "comedy stripper". It _allows for_ ugly strippers (especially overweight ones, for some reason) but it does not _require_ them.

insertdip: expobill: insertdip: I'm sitting in my family room with my girlfriend, her sister, and a stripper so I'm really getting a kick.

/I'm not supposed to know she used to strip
//put the article up on the tv and she thought it was hilarious
///only thing that's been on the tv for the last 2 hours that's she's noticed
//boob job
/end slashies

proof?

You want her name or something? I'm holding her card. She's a real estate agent now. 35, blonde

Yes.

insertdip
You want her name or something? I'm holding her card. She's a real estate agent now. 35, blonde

nah, I'm fine!
but is this her?:

See, ballet isn't dead, it's just picked up new equipment requirements.

/I just learned that my once hi-spec laptop can't play new games
//Great excuse not to fix the keyboard.

gerbilpox: insertdip: expobill: insertdip: I'm sitting in my family room with my girlfriend, her sister, and a stripper so I'm really getting a kick.

/I'm not supposed to know she used to strip
//put the article up on the tv and she thought it was hilarious
///only thing that's been on the tv for the last 2 hours that's she's noticed
//boob job
/end slashies

proof?

You want her name or something? I'm holding her card. She's a real estate agent now. 35, blonde

Yes.

Pics

Yikes, good thing I'm a leg man...

insertdip
thanks for making fark-fark!

from MAD magazine:

A Christmas Carol, as told by Ronald Reagan

Ebenezer Scrooge was a hard working businessman. He employed Bob Cratchit as a clerk. Cratchit complained constantly. He wanted "more holidays," and "more money." He was always whining about the office being "too cold," and other such nonsense. It never occurred to Cratchit to roll up his sleeves and do an honest day's work or go to night school and pull himself up by his bootstraps. No, it was easier to complain.

When Christmas time came around the Cratchit family blamed Mr. Scrooge because they couldn't afford an elaborate dinner or expensive presents for their children.

On Christmas Eve, Mr. Scrooge had a terrible nightmare. He dreamt that he was visited by his dead partner, Marley, and three ghosts. These ghosts, using Marxist-Lenin propaganda techniques, made Mr. Scrooge feel guilty because he was a success and Cratchit was a failure.

Mr. Scrooge allowed his own good fortune to trickle down by buying expensive gifts for the Cratchit children. He treated them to a fancy Christmas dinner and he paid their medical bills. Even though Cratchit received a fair salary, Mr. Scrooge gave him a raise, which only added to the inflationary spiral. I know this sounds familiar, because it's the same principle as our own welfare system- something for nothing- and it just doesn't work.

Well, we can only pray that next Christmas, Mr. Scrooge will be visited by three Conservative ghosts who will show him the error of his ways.

insertdip: expobill: insertdip
thanks for making fark-fark!

Fark fark, is that like snu snu?

well, thanks for keeping us non santa needers muchly entertained

That's racist.
Take the word cracker out of it. Offensive.

insertdip: I'm sitting in my family room with my girlfriend, my sister, and a stripper

and then a second girl walks in the room.....


/jk

insertdip: expobill: insertdip: expobill: insertdip
thanks for making fark-fark!

Fark fark, is that like snu snu?

well, thanks for keeping us non santa needers muchly entertained

Well then, reasons greetings expobill

leasons secretings to you too!

insertdip: expobill: insertdip: expobill: insertdip
thanks for making fark-fark!

Fark fark, is that like snu snu?

well, thanks for keeping us non santa needers muchly entertained

Well then, reasons greetings expobill

Leonard and I question the logic of such a greeting, sir.

Jim_Callahan: insertdip: expobill: insertdip: expobill: insertdip
thanks for making fark-fark!

Fark fark, is that like snu snu?

well, thanks for keeping us non santa needers muchly entertained

Well then, reasons greetings expobill

Leonard and I question the logic of such a greeting, sir.

too spotty?

You know THM, these are the threads to let me know about.

Jesus, this thread is only 38 posts long (as of my comment), and it's already the best Xmas treat I've had all night.

/works a batten rail for the Nuts every year

tinfoil-hat maggie: SearchN: You know THM, these are the threads to let me know about.

Ya know if I had gotten one positive response I would have but alas....
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This seems more like this crowds speed.
/NTTATWWT ; )

You did. We will see what happens tomorrow. And as to the last pic.. To each their own. Lots of women on there as well.

Has to be better than the Tranny Siberian Orchestra.

If you have to work the 24th/25th of December, maybe you should go ahead and click on those NSFW pics and get fired, because you should work for someone else.

Merry XXX-mas!