I feel really bad for the kid who is asking for a Lady GaGa doll but keeps getting sports equipment. I suspect the kid is gay or transgendered, and the parents are shoving sports down his throat, as if that will make the kid any more "normal."

If there's one thing I want from Santa this year, it's for kids to not have to deal with that.

bahahaha, the two "bad behaviour" letters made me laugh.

Kids can be awesome.

Tammy, appears to have found her favourite items in the jewellery section of her mother's Walmart catalogue.

Well, lah-dee-frickin'-dah, a "catalogue". As if a sales flier isn't good enough for this high-brow Walmart shopper.

Peki: I feel really bad for the kid who is asking for a Lady GaGa doll but keeps getting sports equipment. I suspect the kid is gay or transgendered, and the parents are shoving sports down his throat, as if that will make the kid any more "normal."

If there's one thing I want from Santa this year, it's for kids to not have to deal with that.

Not all gay men are effeminate
and not all effeminate men are gay

// For christmas, can I get one random stranger to understand the difference between gender dysphoria and homosexuality ?
/ For new years, can I get a pink pina colada and a nicely aged reindeer carcass ?

My wife and my 6 year old grandson were listening to the "Santa Watch". It Said Santa was over Wisconsin and my grandson ask, "Will Santa be here soon?". His grandmother said yes. My grandson responded, "We need to put the fire out in the wood stove, I don't want grandpa to get blamed for burning Santa.".

Peki: I feel really bad for the kid who is asking for a Lady GaGa doll but keeps getting sports equipment. I suspect the kid is gay or transgendered, and the parents are shoving sports down his throat, as if that will make the kid any more "normal."

If there's one thing I want from Santa this year, it's for kids to not have to deal with that.

Has Lady gaga been around long enough for a kid to have asked for that stuff several years in a row? It's not my cup of tea but I don't remember hearing about her for that long.

The letter about the Lady Gaga doll looks fake. Just the cynic in me, but I think that was along the same lines as the girl who said if she didn't get a Blackberry, she was going to kill Santa's reindeer and feed them to the homeless. It was a piss-take.

The kid who essentially wrote "please prove you're real...oh and by the way, you're fat" doesn't seem to really understand the concept of using flattery to get what you want, but I still laughed.

Slartibartfaster:
Not all gay men are effeminate
and not all effeminate men are gay

// For christmas, can I get one random stranger to understand the difference between gender dysphoria and homosexuality ?
/ For new years, can I get a pink pina colada and a nicely aged reindeer carcass ?

I said "gay or transgendered" for that reason. I'm gender queer, so I do actually understand that there is a difference between sexual orientation and gender expression.

Merry Christmas?

FUS RO DAH

Peki: Slartibartfaster:
Not all gay men are effeminate
and not all effeminate men are gay

// For christmas, can I get one random stranger to understand the difference between gender dysphoria and homosexuality ?
/ For new years, can I get a pink pina colada and a nicely aged reindeer carcass ?

I said "gay or transgendered" for that reason. I'm gender queer, so I do actually understand that there is a difference between sexual orientation and gender expression.

Merry Christmas?

this thread feels unclean now.

Some of those letters remind me of the writing in Primer.

Some of those letters are clearly photoshops.

Did any of you gentile Farkers actually write to Santa when you were kids, or were you born cynical? A Merry Xmas for those of you who celebrate it!

some_beer_drinker: Peki: Slartibartfaster:
Not all gay men are effeminate
and not all effeminate men are gay

// For christmas, can I get one random stranger to understand the difference between gender dysphoria and homosexuality ?
/ For new years, can I get a pink pina colada and a nicely aged reindeer carcass ?

I said "gay or transgendered" for that reason. I'm gender queer, so I do actually understand that there is a difference between sexual orientation and gender expression.

Merry Christmas?

this thread feels unclean now.

Must we?

Nogale: Did any of you gentile Farkers actually write to Santa when you were kids, or were you born cynical? A Merry Xmas for those of you who celebrate it!

You're being sarcastic,,, right?
I find it shocking that any kid older than 7 believes in Santa.
That's just incomprehensible to me when I was a kid.