Danny Trejo as that guy on Fark who got his balls stuck in a chair.

The Ballsack Conundrum: A Gripping Thriller!

Ed Finnerty: Trailer fails due to lack of bambulance references.

Check the studio producing it.

Wait... wait... am I high right now?

So a belligerent old white dude provokes a black kid to attack him, and the white guy gets a movie out of it?

fark this shiat.

Darn, I thought this was a movie about Wise Beard Man. That would be really cool actually.

mat catastrophe: So a belligerent old white dude provokes a black kid to attack him, and the white guy gets a movie out of it?

fark this shiat.

Did you see the same video as the rest of the Internet?

NewportBarGuy: By Amber Lamps studios.

Aww... Punked!

Actually, it's Amber Lamps, LLC. Limited Liability Companies are ridiculously easy to set up, can basically be done on a moment's notice, and are really flexible in use. LLCs can be used to establish company names for just one person (essentially functioning like a sole proprietorship) or a convenient way to combine financials and tax records for multiple organizations working together on a single project.

It's not unusual for LLCs to spring up during the production of movies anyway, so if anything this name tells me that the production staff on this film is familiar with the Epic Beard Man meme and all of its elements. I'm encouraged by this.

Who plays the hot girl on the bus?

LasersHurt: mat catastrophe: So a belligerent old white dude provokes a black kid to attack him, and the white guy gets a movie out of it?

fark this shiat.

Did you see the same video as the rest of the Internet?

Well, the white guy did ask the black guy "how much to shine my shoes?"

Of course the black "kid" happened to be 50 and drunk.

/seriously

SharkTrager: LasersHurt: mat catastrophe: So a belligerent old white dude provokes a black kid to attack him, and the white guy gets a movie out of it?

fark this shiat.

Did you see the same video as the rest of the Internet?

Well, the white guy did ask the black guy "how much to shine my shoes?"

Of course the black "kid" happened to be 50 and drunk.

/seriously

It would be reaching to say he was belligerent, though. And just ridiculous to say he provoked the kid/man.

mat catastrophe: So a belligerent old white dude provokes a black kid to attack him, and the white guy gets a movie out of it?

fark this shiat.

Well, if you are truly butthurt about how the white guy in real life in your opinion was the bad guy, consider in the movie, it's an ethnic minority with the positive hero role, and a group of white skinheads portraying a negative opponent role.

I already like it. This will be cool to watch in the theater.

LasersHurt: It would be reaching to say he was belligerent, though. And just ridiculous to say he provoked the kid/man.

You don't think he was belligerent?

/he also lied about the knife

Seth'n'Spectrum: Who plays the hot girl on the bus?

I like how you think. You should probably have an issue with that.

LasersHurt: SharkTrager: LasersHurt: mat catastrophe: So a belligerent old white dude provokes a black kid to attack him, and the white guy gets a movie out of it?

fark this shiat.

Did you see the same video as the rest of the Internet?

Well, the white guy did ask the black guy "how much to shine my shoes?"

Of course the black "kid" happened to be 50 and drunk.

/seriously

It would be reaching to say he was belligerent, though. And just ridiculous to say he provoked the kid/man.

Not exactly "ridiculous", given that Tom Slick is a bit of a racist nutjob. At the same time, it's easy to spot that he's not entirely all there, and one of the things you have to learn how to do living in the Bay Area (or any major metropolitan area) is Ignore The Crazy People. It's like dealing with a bear: the bear shouldn't be messing with your stuff, and belongs in the forest rather than your backyard. But if a bear smashes into your back yard and starts chewing on your garbage can, the smart play is not "try to slap the shiat out of the bear."

What next?

A Rom-Com with The Double Rainbow Guy? In 3D?

I would just like to mention how farking awesome danny trejo is....done

It's a movie about Danny Trejo, wearing a fanny pack, walking around and just slugging people.

GENIUS

Snukastyle: It's a movie about Danny Trejo, wearing a fanny pack, walking around and just slugging people.

GENIUS

So, basically, he's playing "Knockout King."

GungFu: What next?

A Rom-Zom-Com with The Double Rainbow Guy? In 3D?

FTFY

What was in the video?
I got distracted by this:

Pvt. Snowball: What was in the video?
I got distracted by this:
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I'm not sure why but that just cracked me up.

How many Ron Perlmans are there ? he seems to be in every other movie. NTTAWWT.

Pvt. Snowball: What was in the video?
I got distracted by this:
[media.tumblr.com image 500x400]

Haha hilarious


This movie looks BAD ASS

FLMountainMan: Did they honestly change the guy who got knocked out on the bus to a white guy? Ho0ly shiat, that's such lameass Law & Order-style bullshiat. The fight got so much publicity, in part, because it was an old white guy beating up a young (looking) black guy. That's such a cop-out. There's a way to accurately reflect crime and poverty in America and not be racist (see: The Wire). Ignoring the problems of race and the inner-city won't make them just go away.

You can lose your job, get your ass sued to oblivion, and possibly go to jail for trying to discuss this honestly, so they have to switch the races around.

Ron Perlman ftw.

The Incredible Sexual Egg: I just watched Machete so I'm getting a kick out of these replies

I just watched Sons of Anarchy season 4 finale, so I'm really getting...

FLMountainMan: Did they honestly change the guy who got knocked out on the bus to a white guy? Ho0ly shiat, that's such lameass Law & Order-style bullshiat. The fight got so much publicity, in part, because it was an old white guy beating up a young (looking) black guy. That's such a cop-out. There's a way to accurately reflect crime and poverty in America and not be racist (see: The Wire). Ignoring the problems of race and the inner-city won't make them just go away.

I know! Completely unacceptable! This is a farking documentary, after all!

The truth about the epic bearn man. (new window)

LasersHurt: SharkTrager: LasersHurt: mat catastrophe: So a belligerent old white dude provokes a black kid to attack him, and the white guy gets a movie out of it?

fark this shiat.

Did you see the same video as the rest of the Internet?

Well, the white guy did ask the black guy "how much to shine my shoes?"

Of course the black "kid" happened to be 50 and drunk.

/seriously

It would be reaching to say he was belligerent, though. And just ridiculous to say he provoked the kid/man.

The white guy went to the front of the bus to get away from the black "kid". He did shout back that he could kick his ass. A bit provoking, nut the black guy could have just let that slide. Instead, he choose to follow the white guy (after being egged on by the coont with the camera) up to the front of the bus and threw the first punch.

If that's a real movie, I love it already.

so... we're too PC these days to have an actual white guy kick a black guy's ass we need to make it a Mexican getting harassed by skin heads?


sickening what Hollywood puts down our throats.

(assuming this was real)

;)

Mrbogey: Wait... wait... am I high right now?

Im drunk so I hope this is real, they farked up machete by including political topics of the day so I hope this is a film where they just let him kick ass.

Danny Trejo is awesome at all, but did no one at the pitch meeting say, "Hold on, it takes quite a while to get a movie made, what if no one cares about Epic Beard Man by the time this is finished?"

beta_plus: FLMountainMan: Did they honestly change the guy who got knocked out on the bus to a white guy? Ho0ly shiat, that's such lameass Law & Order-style bullshiat. The fight got so much publicity, in part, because it was an old white guy beating up a young (looking) black guy. That's such a cop-out. There's a way to accurately reflect crime and poverty in America and not be racist (see: The Wire). Ignoring the problems of race and the inner-city won't make them just go away.

You can lose your job, get your ass sued to oblivion, and possibly go to jail for trying to discuss this honestly, so they have to switch the races around.

Why even admit that there may be a problem when it's so much easier to just rewrite the roles?

You're silly.

I don't usually mind when Hollywood wants to change races (black Kingpin, etc) but race was a very important part of this video's popularity. People were excited to see a noble, old white man beat up a young black thug. If it wasn't for the below-the-surface racism of many internet users, then video would have never gone viral.