How dare he be comfortable when getting on a plane. This is an outrage.

Poor guy, I'd be mortified if the Daily Fail thought I wasn't cool.

When Walken does it, it is cool.

cool (kl)
adj. cool·er, cool·est
1. Neither warm nor very cold; moderately cold: fresh, cool water; a cool autumn evening.
2. Giving or suggesting relief from heat: a cool breeze; a cool blouse.
3. Marked by calm self-control: a cool negotiator.
4. Marked by indifference, disdain, or dislike; unfriendly or unresponsive:
5. Of, relating to, or characteristic of colors that produce the impression of coolness.
6. Slang
____a. Excellent; first-rate: has a cool sports car; had a cool time at the party.
____b. Acceptable; satisfactory: It's cool if you don't want to talk about it.
7. Whatever Christopher Walken does.

serpent_sky: How dare he be comfortable when getting on a plane. This is an outrage.

These uggs. These uggs were on your father's feet when he was shot down over hanoi

My wife bought my almost-five-year-old niece silver uggs for christmas, which we gave her a few days ago. If you want to make a 5 year old girl happy, buy her silver uggs.

Clifford: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much farkin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became guys wearing Uggs.

/paraphrasing

thermo: Clifford: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much farkin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became guys wearing Uggs.

/paraphrasing

You got that gene in you. You're an uggplant.

If anyone else "acted" like Walken, they would be called a lousy actor. You can't explain that.

SnakeMan: If anyone else "acted" like Walken, they would be called a lousy actor. You can't explain that.

Yes I can. Walken.

Relatively Obscure: SnakeMan: If anyone else "acted" like Walken, they would be called a lousy actor. You can't explain that.

Yes I can. Walken.

What, so he's good in an ironic way? You farking hipsters.

SnakeMan: Relatively Obscure: SnakeMan: If anyone else "acted" like Walken, they would be called a lousy actor. You can't explain that.

Yes I can. Walken.

What, so he's good in an ironic way? You farking hipsters.

Walken.

Two things-
1) Those boots were made for Walken...and that's just what they'll do!
2) You can criticize the footwear of Christopher Walken AFTER you give him enough cowbell, and not before!

That's one of the joys of being older and male---you just don't give a rat's ass what strangers (or sometimes even friends) think of you...especially in the way you dress.

TV's Vinnie: It's not like he was wearing Crocs or something. Those things are butt-ugly and seem to make people look like either a fat trailer hag or a mental patient whenever I see them.

Ross E. Krushan: In those pics, he looks positively ancient, so much older than what he is (early/mid 60s, I think but he looks in his mid-70s). I'm wondering why that is. No snark.

He's actually 68.

shanrick: thermo: Clifford: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much farkin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became guys wearing Uggs.

/paraphrasing

You got that gene in you. You're an uggplant.

Topical, well-crafted, and playing perfectly off the reference post. Well done.

/somebody had to recognize

fusillade762: SnakeMan: If anyone else "acted" like Walken, they would be called a lousy actor. You can't explain that.

If anyone else "acted" like you, they would be called a lousy troll.

Oh wait, we already do that.


/what happened to the "Walken" tag?

If I were trolling, that remark wouldn't piss me off so much. So a hearty fark you and I hope your mother gets cancer. Merry farking Christmas, asshole.

BalugaJoe: Colin Farrel still gets work?

He was in the "Fright Night" remake as the vampire, Jerry Dandridge. He's also in the upcoming remake of "Total Recall" as Douglas Quaid/Hauser, the role originated by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

cadetstimpy: Q: What is the opposite of Christopher Walken?

A: Cristopher Reeve.

Doesn't that joke go Reeve first and then Walken?